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Posted in Top Rock Songs of 2002 on 2002-12-04 00:24:29

What's she doing on there? The top five are, some are included which you never included: Korn - Here To Stay System Of A Down - Chop Suey Stone Sour - Bother Chad Kroeger - Hero Disturbed - Prayer OK???

SO please don't vote him out...lol... He's my fave singer ever!!

SO please don't vote him out...lol...just kidding

Posted in The Ultimate Canadians vs. Americans Poll on 2002-05-27 10:50:55

A few reasons why Canada rules

  1. Canada (yes, the whole country!) had 555 murders in 1998 which is 1.83 murders per 100,000 people. The state of California (yes, just ONE state) had 2,171 murders in 1998 which is 6.6 murders per 100,000 people.

  2. If the American looks consipracy/militia minded (and you're pretty safe assuming that he or she is), try this one: Canadians are the ones who lead the way in high altitude super sophisticated MACH2 interceptors, such as the AVRO ARROW, which the U.S. wanted so badly they did everything possible to stop us from producing them. They failed.

  3. The War of 1812.....Those dumb Canucks sent those "superior" Americans packing. Or, stopped them from packing up us, as the case may be!

  4. Um...for what its worth we um...burned down the white house.... Twice.

  5. Canada is ranked the NUMBER ONE nation in the world by the UN (in fact, we've been #1 for a few years, now.

6.Major motion picture studio's film in Canada because they like us better even though in many cases the wages they pay are higher.

7.The X-Files is filmed in Vancouver.

8.Much Music kicks MTV's butt.

9.I believe we are officially the coldest nation in the world, if that's anything to boast about. (Typical Canadian humility, of course it is!)

10.If Jean and Bill ever got into a fist fight, Jean would kick Bill's behind. Remember that guy that he punched out?

11.Our cities don't shut down cause of a bit of wimpy frost. Heck, we build highways out of ice in the winter.

12.Canadian football: Our balls are bigger.

13.Football was invented in McGill university in Montreal. First official game, McGill vs Harvard. Guess who won.

14.Superman, blindly stolen by the U.S. for their own propaganda purposes.

15.What's our national sport? (America answers Hockey) Wrong! It's lacrosse! Ha ha ha!

16.Three words: Pamela Lee Anderson.

17.Two better words: Natasha Henstridge.

18.We kicked your @$$ in the 100m. Ohh baby, it hurts to be this good, eh!

19.We are your flavourful neighbours to the north who don't harbour colourful grudges but spell words funky!

20.I can't believe no one has named Stan Rogers by now. The next 10 items brought to you by Zeus.

21.When was the last time the U.S. won an international curling match?

22.Our national animal? The beaver!

23.Hey, we like guns, but put them in the constitution--what's that about?

24.Let's put it this way: 3 Coors = 1 Canadian beer.

25.And to think we let you buy Alaska at such a bargain price!

26.You tried to invade us once. Once.

27.$4.85 in our change weighs way more than yours. Ergo, we must not be little girly men, but buff wild hombres.

28.Jim Carrey, Dave Thomas, Shania Twain, Eugene Levy, Natasha Henstridge, John Candy (used to have him), Dan Akroyd, Rich Little, Martin Short, Bryan Adams, Yasmeen, Linda Evangelista, Percy Faith? (not Sledge), The Kids in the Hall, Leslie Nielsen, "Life is a Highway" Celine Dion, Pamela Lee Anderson, Sarah McLachlan... Let's face it, if you dig music, babes or laughing, we're your country.

29.Less fungus, fewer insects.

30.Loonies instead of Coke machines needing to have those annoying bill changers that never take my bills.

31.Nuclear meltdowns. We haven't had one. Nuclear crisis? None of those either. Nuclear weapons? Almost never had 'em, never will.

32.No squid, smaller yuppies.

33.Alex Trebek and Peter Jennings are very very smart and very very Canadian.

34.We may have an accent, but at least I've never spelled "thru," "nite," "glo" or "EZ" quite like you do.

35.At least we have a legitimate claim to be interested in the Royal Family!

36.We invented dirt. It's true.

37.Parliament? It's a much longer word than Congress.

38.Canadian flag? We don't have to change it every time we add a province (or lose one, thank goodness)!

39.Largest unguarded border in the world? We're sharing it with you.

40.The river in my city? I can swim in it.

41.Drive-by shooting ratio: 100 to 1 or less.

42.World Series. Twice in a row. Naanee naanee boo boo!

43.Socialized health care, so there!

44.The telephone, maybe you've heard of it? We invented that!

45.Basketball, we invented that!

46.I've never had to go through a metal detector at school.

47.I'm not afraid to walk down the street at night.

48.First person to visit China under Mao Tse Tung? Pierre Elliot Trudeau. He's Canadian, and was prime minister!

49.Alexander Graham Bell? Hello? He's buried in Canada! (And he was originally born in Scotland, which is virtually Canadian, and who cares if he just happened to emigrate to America, that's hardly worth mentioning.

50.We're not afraid to have commericals on TV that say we're the best then broadcast them to the rest of the world.

51."Eh" sounds a lot better than "huh", eh?

You americans like to diss and overlook Canada. But shyt, at least we can say that we don't have enemies world wide and that we a lot more safe! Just look what is going on! You should think about crossin' the border, uh...northbound that is! God Bless you all. May God be with those who have suffered a loss.

P.S. There are black people here, too! Just ask the celebrities who visit Toronto and Vancouver. They like it here!!