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Posted in Potty Training on 2019-12-11 15:33:06

Looking again at that Potty Training Jukebox list - songs which in some way sound excremental / "suppositorial - I've noticed there are some major omissions

I was born in the '70s - and my mother always used to take a handheld radio into the bathroom - so,,, There are songs which, for that reason, I associate in my mind with suppository insertion (taking place in the bathrooms of the house we lived in from 1977-80). These include Abba's "Money Money Money" (in that context, the proximity of the words "do" and "little" are unfortunate), Leo Sayer's "When I Need You" (you figure it out), Kate Bush's "Wuthering Heights" (at that age, I interpreted her high-notes as cries of pain) and...Paul McCartney's "Mull of Kintyre" - the first time I remember noticing that song (which, like everybody else, I heard as "Mulligan Tyres") was hearing it on the radio when I'd just been put in the bath after doing a big loppy dooey in my nappy-pants...about ten minutes after being subjected to an especially horrific pursuit, capture, restraining and "doing" - with a jelly-bomber suppository, in the same bathroom.

Something I'd forgotten about: There's a Frank Zappa album which has a set of cartoons / photo-montages about the danger of "THE JELLY!" - not an explicit reference, but maybe an unconscious reference, to gelatinous glycerin suppositories (he'd been to Europe by this time, after all). Admittedly in the cartoon of panic-stricken people being pursued by "THE JELLY!" it appears to be a car. But in some related illustrations "THE JELLY!" takes the shape of a "doll's foot" - and there is a cartoon in which a giraffe, having been distracted with the aid of a radio (playing Captain Beefheart - when does he ever get played on the radio?) is approached from behind, by an apparently live JELLY in its doll's foot shape, which subjects the giraffe to "A BIG SURPRISE": an obviously-painful $%!@ penetration.

Posted in Lower the age limit for drinking,smoking etc. on 2019-10-23 07:02:32

But none of that makes sense unless you make the far more important change of significantly lowering the voting age, the school-leaving age, and the leaving-home age.

Posted in Incest after a spanking on 2019-10-21 15:07:16

May as well add to thread - Another method is to follow the spanking by performing "$%!@ rape" with some device that can double as an enema-liquid injector. Christy and Katie already know about that.

Posted in Uk Punishments on 2019-10-21 14:52:25

Re: AbusedbutIenjoyedit

I used to find such stories hard to believe but, over about fourteen years of web browsing, the weight of anecdotal evidence has persuaded me that this sort of thing was, at least in the not-so-distant past, endemic to / epidemic in the boarding-school system. The "aberration"/"perversion" is so ubiquitous as to be a statistical "norm".

I'm assuming ABIEI is male.

Posted in l got spanked today on 2019-08-24 08:08:28

a recurring motif on this board and other boards. But, for the parents / other spankers, there is a solution to the problem. Pause during the spanking to insert a suppository or soap-stick https://www.misterpoll.com/polls/167959