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Posted in Most Despised Politician on 2010-06-18 00:38:21

Oh, I found something interesting a while ago. The "real" birth certificate the birthers have is fake. The birthplace on the certificate, Mombasa, Republic of Kenya, didn't exist in 1961. Mombasa was part of Zanzibar and Kenya was a British colony, not a republic.

Also, since Obama's mother was american, he would still be considered (under current law) a naturalized citizen if he was born in Kenya.

Plus, this whole conspiracy would have to have been in the works for nearly half a century (when the mere thought of a black president was laughable) and still requires a certain amount of charm on the part of the selected "puppet" (if you will).

So, basically, I just debunked the whole birther movement in three simple paragraphs.

Posted in Caps Attack! on 2010-05-25 05:25:43

Remember the golden rule:

CAPSLOCK IS AN ANAGRAM FOR $%!@SLAP — 4Chan

Posted in Sarah Palin survey on 2010-04-26 18:39:00

Republican co-sponsors in the U.S. House of Representatives actually wants Congress to pass a resolution condemning people for saying "Happy Holidays" rather than "Merry Christmas." Next thing they will attempt is to make it an act of sedition to bad-mouth fruitcake.

http://shortpacked.com/comic/book-10/03-the-comedy-laugh/standforchristmas/

This should basically summerize how rational this whole thing is.

There are even people on the right that think "The War on Christmas" (as they call the vast conspiracy to get rid of Christmas by you heartless bastards, which they found out about when they sent a spy to your evil meetings with Satan.) (Ok, I'm done being sarcastic now) is a bit crazy.

They apparently don't realize that "Happy Holidays" includes Christmas.

Posted in Most Despised Politician on 2010-04-26 18:05:58

I partly agree with you (partly in that there should be a few republicans on the list).

And now I'm off to whip myself for agreeing with a troll.

Posted in Sarah Palin? End Of the World? on 2010-03-31 19:30:26

To the troll who made this topic (I don't really give a $%!@ what you call yourself):

Why do you keep showing up trying to turn people against the right? Most of the people in this section already have a poor opinion of them without a troll making them look like idiots (the real ones do a good enough job as it is).

Of course, I know this will fall on deaf ears since you don't care and barely ever make return appearances, but at least no one can say I didn't try.

Signed, Ah, who the hell care? You probably won't read this anyway.