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Would You Rather...?

It's simple. Really.
Would you rather...
fight Mike Tyson or
talk like him?
Would you rather...
eat a vacuum bag full of dirt or
snort two dryer loads worth of lint?
Would you rather...
never be able to say the word love or
never be able to kiss?
At the circus, would you rather...
be the one with knives being thrown at or
the one who puts their head in the lion's mouth?
Would you rather...
spend the whole basketball game with your head sticking right above the rim or
spend the whole hockey game with your head sticking right out into the middle of the goal net?
Would you rather...
chew on broken glass or
sit on a lighted barbecue grill?
Would you rather play dead...
to avoid being shot by a terrorists or
to avoid being killed by a lion?
Would you rather...
always lose or
never play?
Would you rather...
have black spinach between your teeth or
have a little booger in your nose that moves when you breathe?
Would you rather...
meet your greatest hero and barf on them or
in trying to meet them be arrested and publicly accused of stalking?
This poll was created on 2002-09-16 01:05:16 by lilravenone