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Celebs in action. again...

Like the neverending story, kinda

Nicki Minaj ( 5'2" 140 ) takes some time off from her feud with Mariah for a new opponent. Cardi B ( 5'1" 132 ) seems to want a match with her. The league commissioner is more than happy to setup a hardcore match for them. Who makes better use of the chairs, kendo sticks and other goodies in the match?

37% (10) Nicki demolishes Cardi
29% (8) Nicki wins, but not easily
25% (7) Cardi wins, but not easily
7% (2) Cardi demolishes Nicki

27 voters have answered this question.

Kim Kardashian ( 5'3" 143 ), in the long list of people she's insulted or been insulted by on social media, winds up in a match with Lindsay Lohan ( 5'5" 115 ). For added entertainment value, Paris Hilton is allowed to roam freely at ringside, and can freely smack around anyone that's thrown out of the ring or that she can drag out. Since Paris has some animosity for both, and basically she can't lose, she was quick to sign for this. How does Paris play this?

18% (5) She goes after Kim far more than Lindsay
25% (7) She goes after Lindsay far more than Kim
40% (11) She just smacks around whoever she can
14% (4) She really doesn't do much

27 voters have answered this question.

So who winds up winning?

11% (3) Kim and Paris basically make it a 2 on 1 match and easily beat Lindsay
14% (4) Kim wins handily on her own
33% (9) Kim barely wins
22% (6) Lindsay barely wins
3% (1) Lindsay wins handily on her own
14% (4) Lindsay and Paris basically make it a 2 on 1 match and easily beat Kim

27 voters have answered this question.

And yep, more title matches. This time we're getting supermodels. Well, maybe just models. You figure it out, as well as a winner.

18% (5) Kate Upton
3% (1) Irina Shayk
14% (4) Ashley Graham
3% (1) Candice Swanepoel
7% (2) Sara Sampaio
7% (2) Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
7% (2) Alessandra Ambrosio
11% (3) Karlie Kloss
11% (3) Adriana Lima
3% (1) Doutzen Kroes
3% (1) Barbara Palvin
0% (0) Megan Williams
3% (1) Gizele Oliveira
0% (0) Alyssa Miller
3% (1) Danielle Herrington

27 voters have answered this question.

So Mariah Carey has brokered a deal. Disgusted by some of the matches scheduled for her, she now has a match with everyone that she still owes one to. This includes Demi Lovato, Ariana Grande, Eminem, and as Nicki Minaj has already had a match earlier, she lets Miley Cyrus have her spot. For every 2 minutes Mariah hasn't been pinned or submitted, one of her upcoming ones goes away. At 10 minutes, they're all cleared. If she actually wins the match, well sh gets to pick a match for each of her opponents. How does this mess finish?

33% (9) Mariah doesn't even make the 2 minute mark
14% (4) She makes it past 2 minutes, but that's about it
18% (5) 4 minutes, impressive
0% (0) 6 minutes
0% (0) 8 minutes
33% (9) She goes the full 10

27 voters have answered this question.

So another title match. Hey, finally a tag team title. Just like a battle royal, but both members of a team have to be thrown out. Last team standing wins, even if it's just one team member. This one is only open to celeb couples. Titles will of course be vacated as soon as they break up / get divorced. Pick your winners!

25% (7) Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith
7% (2) Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher
3% (1) David and Victoria Beckham
11% (3) Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr.
14% (4) Beyonce and Jay Z
3% (1) Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder
18% (5) Mandy Moore and Taylor Goldsmith
3% (1) Sarah Hyland and Wells Adams
11% (3) Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra
0% (0) Sam Palladio and Cassadee Pope

27 voters have answered this question.

Khloe Kardashian ( 5'9" 143 ) and Amber Rose ( 5'9" 159 ) finally get in the ring for a 1 vs 1 match. This one is in a steel cage to at least limit any outside interference. Who wins?

14% (4) Khloe easily
22% (6) Khloe after some work
40% (11) Amber after some work
22% (6) Amber easily

27 voters have answered this question.

Next up is a 4 way match. Taylor Swift ( 5'10" 123) vs Katy Perry ( 5'7" 130 ) vs Kanye West ( 5'8" 163 ) vs. Jessica Hart ( 5'10" 121 ). Apathetic referees are lined up around ringside with pepper spray to defer interference. Who wins?

22% (6) Taylor
33% (9) Katy
29% (8) Kanye
14% (4) Jessica

27 voters have answered this question.

If you have anything you'd like to mention that occurs in any of the matches go ahead and put it here. If not feel free to ignore this.

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This poll was created on 2018-12-16 06:46:52 by wrectoplasm
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