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Celebs in action. again...

Like the neverending story, kinda
Nicki Minaj ( 5'2" 140 ) takes some time off from her feud with Mariah for a new opponent. Cardi B ( 5'1" 132 ) seems to want a match with her. The league commissioner is more than happy to setup a hardcore match for them. Who makes better use of the chairs, kendo sticks and other goodies in the match?
Nicki demolishes Cardi
Nicki wins, but not easily
Cardi wins, but not easily
Cardi demolishes Nicki
Kim Kardashian ( 5'3" 143 ), in the long list of people she's insulted or been insulted by on social media, winds up in a match with Lindsay Lohan ( 5'5" 115 ). For added entertainment value, Paris Hilton is allowed to roam freely at ringside, and can freely smack around anyone that's thrown out of the ring or that she can drag out. Since Paris has some animosity for both, and basically she can't lose, she was quick to sign for this. How does Paris play this?
She goes after Kim far more than Lindsay
She goes after Lindsay far more than Kim
She just smacks around whoever she can
She really doesn't do much
So who winds up winning?
Kim and Paris basically make it a 2 on 1 match and easily beat Lindsay
Kim wins handily on her own
Kim barely wins
Lindsay barely wins
Lindsay wins handily on her own
Lindsay and Paris basically make it a 2 on 1 match and easily beat Kim
And yep, more title matches. This time we're getting supermodels. Well, maybe just models. You figure it out, as well as a winner.
Alyssa Miller
Doutzen Kroes
Alessandra Ambrosio
Megan Williams
Gizele Oliveira
Sara Sampaio
Karlie Kloss
Candice Swanepoel
Danielle Herrington
Ashley Graham
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Irina Shayk
Barbara Palvin
Kate Upton
Adriana Lima
So Mariah Carey has brokered a deal. Disgusted by some of the matches scheduled for her, she now has a match with everyone that she still owes one to. This includes Demi Lovato, Ariana Grande, Eminem, and as Nicki Minaj has already had a match earlier, she lets Miley Cyrus have her spot. For every 2 minutes Mariah hasn't been pinned or submitted, one of her upcoming ones goes away. At 10 minutes, they're all cleared. If she actually wins the match, well sh gets to pick a match for each of her opponents. How does this mess finish?
Mariah doesn't even make the 2 minute mark
She makes it past 2 minutes, but that's about it
4 minutes, impressive
6 minutes
8 minutes
She goes the full 10
So another title match. Hey, finally a tag team title. Just like a battle royal, but both members of a team have to be thrown out. Last team standing wins, even if it's just one team member. This one is only open to celeb couples. Titles will of course be vacated as soon as they break up / get divorced. Pick your winners!
David and Victoria Beckham
Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder
Sarah Hyland and Wells Adams
Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr.
Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher
Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra
Beyonce and Jay Z
Sam Palladio and Cassadee Pope
Mandy Moore and Taylor Goldsmith
Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith
Khloe Kardashian ( 5'9" 143 ) and Amber Rose ( 5'9" 159 ) finally get in the ring for a 1 vs 1 match. This one is in a steel cage to at least limit any outside interference. Who wins?
Khloe easily
Khloe after some work
Amber after some work
Amber easily
Next up is a 4 way match. Taylor Swift ( 5'10" 123) vs Katy Perry ( 5'7" 130 ) vs Kanye West ( 5'8" 163 ) vs. Jessica Hart ( 5'10" 121 ). Apathetic referees are lined up around ringside with pepper spray to defer interference. Who wins?
If you have anything you'd like to mention that occurs in any of the matches go ahead and put it here. If not feel free to ignore this.
This poll was created on 2018-12-16 06:46:52 by wrectoplasm