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Scarlett Johansson

She's 5'3" and 126 pounds. Is she more like Black Widow or one of her other characters from a chick flick?
Vanessa Hudgens is Scarlett's first opponent. She's 5'1" and 112 pounds for reference.
Scarlett wins easily
Scarlett wins but takes damage
Vanessa wins but takes damage
Vanessa wins easily
Candice Patton (5'4" 125 lbs) is close in size to Scarlett. How do they match up in a fight?
Scarlett wins easily
Scarlett wins but takes damage
Candice wins but takes damage
Candice wins easily
Adrianne Curry (5'10" 136 pounds) is next in line to take on Scarlett
Scarlett wins easily
Scarlett wins but takes damage
Adrianne wins easily
Adrianne wins but takes damage
Scarlett takes on Margot Robbie ( 5'6" 130 ) and Rose Leslie ( 5'6" 121 ) in a handicap match
Scarlett wins easily
Scarlett wins but takes damage
Margot and Rose win but take damage
Margot and Rose win easily
Margot wins, Rose is defeated
Rose wins, Margot is defeated
Once again the worlds most average man is sent out for a match against Scarlett. Someone may have told him if he puts on enough of a spectacle beating Scarlett they would remove the mind control chip. But if they did say that they lied, these DVD sales have been a cash cow so far. Anyway how does the match play out?
Scarlett uses all kinds of Black Widow super spy fighting moves and wins easily.
Scarlett doesn't know all those moves that well. Even still without dodging everything thrown at her she finally manages to win.
OK really it was all the stunt doubles. Scarlett gets battered around for the whole match. But in the end a miscalculated move from Average and a punchdrunk staggering Scarlett ends in her knee in his face for a fluke win.
Scarlett controls the match. While she's having the classic "forget about my opponent and wave to the crowd" moment, Average channels his inner Undertaker, sits up, walks over to Scarlett and nails her with a chokeslam for the win.
Scarlett does manage to land some fancy looking moves. Focusing on offense doesn't work out so well as Average proves he can take more damage than her and finally takes over the match.
Scarlett and Average redefine the term "squash match". Scarlett is dominated till Average gets tired of his toy and decides to move on
Another MCU actress, Emily VanCamp ( 5'8" 123lbs ) is enlisted to assist Scarlett against Average ....
Scarlett and Emily dominate Average
Scarlett and Emily win, but don't escape the match unscathed.
Scarlett and Emily win, but just barely
Emily is defeated, but Scarlett manages to finish the match and win
Scarlett is defeated, but Emily manages to finish the match and win
Average barely wins
Average wins but takes some damage
Average dominates both
Cara Delevingne ( 5'8" 112lbs) fresh off a DC film agrees to help Average against Scarlett
Scarlett wins easily
Scarlett wins, but not so easily
Scarlett barely wins
Cara wins after Average is eliminated
Average wins after Cara is eliminated
Average and Cara barely win
Average and Cara win but do take a few shots here and there
Average and Cara make a spectacle of squashing Scarlett at the behest of DC film execs looking for any bit of leverage against the MCU
Prior to this poll, Average is so far unbeaten. Of all his previous opponents ( including those that were just in to help against him, just treat those as if it was a 1 on 1 match ) , who has done the most damage to average.
Scarlett Johansson
Emily VanCamp
Jenna Dewan
Kelly Brook
Camilla Belle
Christina Hendricks
Amy Willerton
Jordana Brewster
Who has taken the most damage before the match was finished
Kelly Brook
Camilla Belle
Jordana Brewster
Scarlett Johansson
Amy Willerton
Christina Hendricks
Jenna Dewan
Emily VanCamp
This poll was created on 2017-04-12 03:54:43 by wrectoplasm