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Tell me about youself.

Something to keep me amused. 8D
If you were forced to eat one of these, which would you choose?
Poop. 8))
Anything that plugs up my arteries. You know, greasy stuff like fried chicken, hush puppies, FRIED ANYTHING. 8DD
I'm a cannibal. c: Boiled limbs it is! (..@_@)
Plants, no animals here. ovo
I live off of meat, and meat alone. :B
A sad cucumber. 8(
Dirt. Dirt is nutritious.
I'd rather eat nothing. :/
A BANQUET, FILLED WITH TABLES UPON TABLES OF FOOOOD. FOOOOD. FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. }8DDD -attacks everyone and everything in my way of the food- @O@
Bottled up souls. ..o_o
What horse would you ride?
A majestic Friesian. Them knightly war horses in medieval tack touch my soul. :I
A falabella or Shetland. I want to ride them ponies and maybe dress them up too. o3o
An Arabian. They have them nice legs and flag-like tail. cc8
Thoroughbred. I WAS MADE FOR RACING. -sprints off on the track with dramatic music-
A unicorn. An obese unicorn. c: -hobbles off into the sunset with me rainbows and chocolate chip cookies- ouo
A completely black, badass horse. Breed doesn't matter, just as long as it looks like something out of a hardcore action movie. o_o
A skeletal horse. I feel dead, and to complete the sad scene, my horse must be dead as well. :|
Mustang. I mean, you gotta love Spirit Stallion of the Cimarron. Come on now, we all know this. }:|
A Donkey. I am Jesus. -floats down from the skies-
A white stallion. people dig it. ..o_O
A robot unicorn with rainbow mane and tail. It all just got on a whole new level of fabulous. -waves around my machine guns- }8DD
An invisible horse, so it looks like I'm flying though the air while I'm sitting. c8
When your alarm clock goes off what do you do? o3o
I hit the snooze button once, then I get up. e.e
I fling it out the window, but if I am too tired, will just smash it with a baseball bat. ;-;
I get up. You can't afford to be lazy now can you? }:|
I hit the snooze button many, many times. z.z
I open my eyes and feel depressed. :|
I don't have an alarm clock because it "accidentally" broke. c8
I don't have one. Alarm clocks are satanic. I swear, them beeping noises are secret signals from Satan himself. >_>
There is a knock on the door. You open it and see... who?
It's Jesus. @OO@
Obama.
Oh, gahd, no, its Trump. -slams the door- @OOO@
A random fat taco man with a Taco stand selling tacos. o_o
It's Captain America. As it turns out, Loki has been hiding under your bed the whole time you've been taking this quiz. 8)
Naked Person. @_@
It's the police coming to take you away for shoplifting a toiletbrush. Screaming, you say "BUT I HAD TO CLEAN MY TOILET. I NEEDED IT." DD8
Its a Kpop star coming to take you out on a date. (-I cry tears of joy as you drive off with your new man- My baby is all grown up. 8'OO )
I live in a box. There is no door, fool. There are flaps, get it right. ;_;
It's Aslan calling you to Narnia. -you put everything down and jump into the portal- OO'8
Its Darth Vader. e_e -casually whips out a lightsaber- Why hello father.
You are at Walmart when a toddler suddenly walks up to you and says, "You look like a moldy potato." 8|
OH GAHD, ITS A KID. EW. COOTIES. -flees- DD8
Hold your ground and say, "And you look like a flappy asparagus." }8| No one calls you a vegetable and gets away with it.
You wrinkle your nose and motion with your hands, "Away ye peasant." ewe
You ask the kid if they are lost, and then you help them. c:
..o_o -walks away-
THE NERVE. @O@ WHAT ARE PARENTS TEACHING THEIR CHILDREN THESE DAYS. -spanks the child-
-puts the kid in a shopping cart- The least you could do was make a little money out of the situation. o3o
-flails like a madman- "YOU ARE THE MOLDY POTATO." }8'OOO
There is a bag of donuts on the table. What do you do? -eyebrow wiggle-
I eat them. Isn't it obvious?
DONUTS ARE FILTHY TRASH. @OOOOOOOOOOOOOO@
I may eat one or two. e3e It's not like anyone will notice.
Leave them be. I shouldn't eat stuff that isn't mine. ( PFFFFT, @OO@ PFFFT. PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT )
I EAT THEM ALL. I EAT THE BAG TOO. I EAT EVERYTHING. THERE MUST BE NO EVIDENCE. LIKE NONE OF IT EXISTED. 8DDDD
-throws it outside to the hobos- c8
-throws it in the trash- 8))
You are at the grocery store, and there is an elderly woman pushing her shopping cart at 0.00000001 mph. You just had a crappy day and all you want to do is go home and gorge your self on [insert favorite food here]. What do you do?
-charges past the elderly woman and knocks her down in the process- Oh well. It had to be done.
I assist the elderly woman. 8)
I twiddle my thumbs impatiently while holding in all of my infuriation and annoyance. ;-;
-spews out every known curse word- It's not like she can hear you anyway.
-ductapes jetpacks unto the old woman's back- FLY WOMAN, FLY. 8DD
The elderly woman has now taken out her dentures and thrown them at you.
-whips out your nerf gun- YOU'RE GOING DOWN GRANDMA. }8'OOOO
You feel sympathetic for the old woman. You clean the dentures and give them back to her. You ask her if she has any family who looks after her, and if not, you notify an elderly care center.
You abandon your shopping trip and break the speed limit while driving home. @_@ You've had enough crazy poop happening to you today.
-dumps gasoline on the fallen dentures and sets them on fire- SERVES YOU RIGHT. }8|
-you wave your arms around in an attempt to perform kung fu- 8DD
How tall are you?
Less than 5'0
5'0 - 5'5
5'5 - 5'9
5'9 - 6'2
6'2 +
What is your gender?
Female
Male
Other
What country do you live?
United States
United Kingdom
Australia
Canada
Germany
France
Italy
Romania
Spain
Latin America
China
Japan
South Korea
Other
Russia
NARNIA.
What mode of transportation would you use?
FLYING TOILET. 8DD
Lawnmower. It has good gas mileage. 8)
Obese unicorn.
Camaro.
1933 Volkswagen. @_@
A box with wheels attached. Refrigerator boxes are the best kind.
Prius.
A poopy schoolbus.
What sport do you play?
basketball
soccer
baseball
softball
water polo
wrestling
horseback riding
karate, judo, tai chi, etc.
swimming
I PLAY TAG. DOES THAT COUNT? 8DD
Sport? Physical activity? What is that. -lays on the floor-
No. ;u;
Hiking, mountain climbing, etc.
I run.
I chase people around randomly. That is me exercise. 8))
What are you?
NOOB. @O@ SUCH NOOBINESS.
I am a flipping professional gamer. Come on now. C'8 I'm totes level 1000.
Average, I guess? o.O
Final question: What other games do you play?
Skyrim
Assassins Creed
Legend of Zelda
Monster Hunters
Starstable
AliciaOnline
Other
This poll was created on 2016-02-08 17:13:57 by PalmyPalm