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Do you know your place?

Respect has drastically decreased in this day and age. Obedience is crucial in this society, but nobody has any respect. Do you? If you don't, I hope you learn a little something here. This poll is intended towards males just because I cannot speak for women.
Let's start with the demographic. What age are you?
Less than 13
13-14
15-17
18-20
21-29
30-39
40 or more
Let's start easy. What's the correct way to address a man older than you?
Hey, you!
Mister
Sir
Master
My Lord
Your excellency
What's the correct way to address a man about your age?
Hey, you!
Mister
Sir
Master
My Lord
Your excellency
What's the correct way to address a man younger than you?
Hey, you!
Mister
Sir
Master
My Lord
Your excellency
What's the correct way to address a teenage boy
Hey, you!
Mister
Sir
Master
My Lord
Your excellency
What's the correct way to address a young boy?
Hey, you!
Mister
Sir
Master
My Lord
Your excellency
What's an acceptable punishment for a minor misdemeanor?
Grounding
Privileges removed
Stocks
Spanking
Flogging
What's an acceptable punishment for a major misdemeanor?
Grounding
Privileges removed
Stocks
Spanking
Flogging
What's an acceptable punishment for a minor crime? (In addition to what the judge decides)
Grounding
Privileges removed
Stocks
Spanking
Flogging
What's an acceptable punishment for a major crime? (In addition to what the judge decides)
Grounding
Privileges removed
Stocks
Spanking
Flogging
What's an acceptable punishment for a felony? (In addition what the judge decides)
Grounding
Privileges removed
Stocks
Spanking
Flogging
What job would you be happy to take on?
Shoe shiner
Lab rat
Slave
Human furniture
Private
Servant
At-home husband
Torture device tester
Butler
Which three ways are acceptable to wear your hair?
Quiff
Bald
Shaggy and unkempt
Long and down
Perm
Short and slicked down
Man bun
Buzz cut
Thick bowl cut
Which two kinds of shirts are acceptable to wear?
Tuxedo shirt
Polo
Long sleeved t-shirt
T-shirt
Button-down dress shirt
Muscle shirt
Button-down casual shirt
Tank top
Thermal shirt
What other kinds of tops are acceptable?
Sport coat
Tuxedo coat with tail
Vest
Sweater
Blazer
Jumper
Suit jacket
Hoodie
Sweatshirt
What kinds of pants are acceptable?
Normal jeans
Khaki shorts
Athletic shorts
Skinny jeans
Dress pants
Tuxedo pants
Dress shorts
Jean shorts
Yoga pants
Khakis
Military uniform pants
Cargo shorts
What kinds of hats are acceptable to wear?
Straw hat
Fishing hat
Snapback
Beanie
Newsboy cap
Top hat
Fedora
What kinds of underwear are acceptable to wear?
Diaper
Jockstrap
Boxers
Commando
Briefs
G-string
Bikini briefs
Thermal underwear
Union suit
Boxer briefs
Thong
What kinds of shoes are acceptable?
Slides
Flip flops
Loafers
Dress shoes
Sneakers
Sandals
What other articles of clothing are acceptable?
Bracelet
Scarf
Glasses
Tie pin
Earrings
Knee socks
Coveralls
Cuff links
Necklace
Overalls
Jumpsuit
Dress socks
"Kick me" sign
Necktie
Bolo tie
Handcuffs
Watch
Athletic socks
Bow tie
What pieces of clothing should you wear when you go to sleep?
Nothing
Underwear
Pajama pants
Pajama top
Onesie
Drop seat onesie
What you wore during the day
What kinds of actions are acceptable when someone enters the room, approaches you, or speaks to you?
Saying "hey"
Bowing your head
Completely bowing on the floor with arms out, "Child's Position"
Waving
Bowing on your knees
Bowing at the waist
Ignoring them
Not speaking unless spoken to
Saluting
Standing at attention
How should your clothing be worn?
Tie tight
Tucked in
Sleeves rolled up
Shoes untied
Pants at waist
Collar popped
Pants at belly button
Collar starched
With this many buttons unbuttoned:
Pants sagging
Untucked
Tie loose
This poll was created on 2015-10-02 20:34:01 by Flagpole Wedgie