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Do you know your place?

Respect has drastically decreased in this day and age. Obedience is crucial in this society, but nobody has any respect. Do you? If you don't, I hope you learn a little something here. This poll is intended towards males just because I cannot speak for women.
Let's start with the demographic. What age are you?
Less than 13
13-14
15-17
18-20
21-29
30-39
40 or more
Let's start easy. What's the correct way to address a man older than you?
Hey, you!
Mister
Sir
Master
My Lord
Your excellency
What's the correct way to address a man about your age?
Hey, you!
Mister
Sir
Master
My Lord
Your excellency
What's the correct way to address a man younger than you?
Hey, you!
Mister
Sir
Master
My Lord
Your excellency
What's the correct way to address a teenage boy
Hey, you!
Mister
Sir
Master
My Lord
Your excellency
What's the correct way to address a young boy?
Hey, you!
Mister
Sir
Master
My Lord
Your excellency
What's an acceptable punishment for a minor misdemeanor?
Grounding
Privileges removed
Stocks
Spanking
Flogging
What's an acceptable punishment for a major misdemeanor?
Grounding
Privileges removed
Stocks
Spanking
Flogging
What's an acceptable punishment for a minor crime? (In addition to what the judge decides)
Grounding
Privileges removed
Stocks
Spanking
Flogging
What's an acceptable punishment for a major crime? (In addition to what the judge decides)
Grounding
Privileges removed
Stocks
Spanking
Flogging
What's an acceptable punishment for a felony? (In addition what the judge decides)
Grounding
Privileges removed
Stocks
Spanking
Flogging
What job would you be happy to take on?
Private
Servant
Butler
Torture device tester
At-home husband
Human furniture
Lab rat
Slave
Shoe shiner
Which three ways are acceptable to wear your hair?
Short and slicked down
Perm
Quiff
Bald
Shaggy and unkempt
Thick bowl cut
Long and down
Buzz cut
Man bun
Which two kinds of shirts are acceptable to wear?
Thermal shirt
Polo
Tank top
Button-down casual shirt
Muscle shirt
Button-down dress shirt
Tuxedo shirt
T-shirt
Long sleeved t-shirt
What other kinds of tops are acceptable?
Hoodie
Suit jacket
Blazer
Sweatshirt
Vest
Sweater
Tuxedo coat with tail
Jumper
Sport coat
What kinds of pants are acceptable?
Athletic shorts
Tuxedo pants
Jean shorts
Military uniform pants
Dress pants
Khaki shorts
Cargo shorts
Skinny jeans
Normal jeans
Khakis
Yoga pants
Dress shorts
What kinds of hats are acceptable to wear?
Snapback
Top hat
Fishing hat
Straw hat
Fedora
Newsboy cap
Beanie
What kinds of underwear are acceptable to wear?
Boxers
Union suit
Thermal underwear
Commando
Bikini briefs
Thong
Briefs
Diaper
Jockstrap
Boxer briefs
G-string
What kinds of shoes are acceptable?
Slides
Sandals
Flip flops
Dress shoes
Sneakers
Loafers
What other articles of clothing are acceptable?
Handcuffs
Athletic socks
Tie pin
Glasses
Dress socks
Earrings
Knee socks
Jumpsuit
Overalls
Watch
Cuff links
Bracelet
Coveralls
Bow tie
Necktie
Scarf
Bolo tie
"Kick me" sign
Necklace
What pieces of clothing should you wear when you go to sleep?
Nothing
Underwear
Pajama pants
Pajama top
Onesie
Drop seat onesie
What you wore during the day
What kinds of actions are acceptable when someone enters the room, approaches you, or speaks to you?
Bowing your head
Saluting
Bowing at the waist
Standing at attention
Waving
Bowing on your knees
Not speaking unless spoken to
Saying "hey"
Completely bowing on the floor with arms out, "Child's Position"
Ignoring them
How should your clothing be worn?
Pants at belly button
Pants at waist
Collar popped
Untucked
Tie loose
Sleeves rolled up
Collar starched
With this many buttons unbuttoned:
Shoes untied
Pants sagging
Tie tight
Tucked in
This poll was created on 2015-10-02 20:34:01 by Flagpole Wedgie