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Pizza Sauce Dunk Tank

Would you dunk someone in pizza sauce? Would you willing to get dunked? I saw an article about a pizzeria that did just that. Seems like some messy fun, maybe even more so than getting slimed or gunged. Just so you know, this is full immersion, not just a bucket over the head.

You're at a street festival and come across a dunk tank filled with pizza sauce outside a pizzeria. What's you first inclination?

78% (18) Buy some balls and dunk someone
21% (5) Stay and watch, but not pay for balls
0% (0) Keep walking

23 voters have answered this question.

The balls are a perk for customers. If you buy two slices of pizza, you get 3 balls. Two slices cost $4 or $5, depending on the toppings. What do you think of the price?

4% (1) Too expensive - You should either get more balls or only have to buy one slice
56% (13) Fair - I'd pay that price, but not more
39% (9) Good value - I would have been willing to pay more or have fewer balls

23 voters have answered this question.

If you dunk someone, you get a free pizza as a prize. What are your thoughts on that?

0% (0) I'd be dissatisfied. I'd want a better prize.
26% (6) I'd be satisfied. A free pizza is a good enough prize for me.
69% (16) That'd be a bonus. Dunking someone is it's own reward.
4% (1) Not sure. It depends on the size of the pizza and the toppings.

23 voters have answered this question.

If the event was being to raise money for a charitable organization, would it affect your decision to try to dunk someone?

65% (15) Yes, I'd be more likely to do it
0% (0) Yes, I'd be less likely to do it
0% (0) No, I still wouldn't be interested
34% (8) No, I would've done it even if it weren't for charity

23 voters have answered this question.

When dunking someone else, what would you like the sauce to be like?

0% (0) Watery - More water than tomato
0% (0) Thin - Like tomato soup
91% (21) Thick - Like pasta sauce
8% (2) Almost solid - Like tomato paste

23 voters have answered this question.

Who would you want to dunk most?

4% (1) One of the pizzeria's workers
0% (0) A food critic
13% (3) A local celebrity
40% (9) A friend
13% (3) My significant other
4% (1) My brother/sister
0% (0) One of my parents
18% (4) One of my children
0% (0) Another family member
4% (1) Someone else

22 voters have answered this question.

How likely do you think it is you'd dunk the person with three balls?

13% (3) Very likely
26% (6) Likely
52% (12) Even odds
8% (2) Unlikely
0% (0) Very unlikely

23 voters have answered this question.

If you didn't dunk someone on your first three balls, would you buy more pizza to get more balls?

52% (12) Yes, I'd keep going until I dunked someone
47% (11) I might go for another round or two, but that's it
0% (0) No, I'm not willing to spend that much

23 voters have answered this question.

What would you feel if you missed?

21% (5) Cheated because I paid money and deserve to dunk someone
43% (10) Disappointment because I wanted to dunk someone
43% (10) Nothing much. I can always try again if I want
0% (0) Other

23 voters have answered this question.

What would you feel after dunking someone?

69% (16) Excitement because I hit the target
73% (17) Happiness because I wanted to watch someone get dunked
56% (13) Jealous of the person getting dunked
13% (3) Sorry for the person who got dunked
0% (0) Other

23 voters have answered this question.

You notice a sign that says that anyone can sign up to go into the tank. If they get dunked, they win a free pizza. What you do it?

79% (19) Yes, I would have done it for free
4% (1) Yes, but only for the free pizza
12% (3) Maybe, it depends if I have time
0% (0) Maybe, depends on the pizza
0% (0) No, but I might for a better prize
4% (1) No, I wouldn't for any prize

24 voters have answered this question.

If the event were for charity, would it affect your decision to get dunked or not?

70% (17) Yes, I'd be more likely to do it
0% (0) Yes, I'd be less likely to do so
4% (1) No, I still wouldn't do it
25% (6) No, I would've done it even if it weren't for charity

24 voters have answered this question.

If you were to go into the dunk tank, how would you want to determine how long you stayed in there? Assume you only get one pizza no matter what you choose.

34% (8) I stay until somebody dunks me or I decide I've waited long enough
8% (2) I stay in the dunk tank for a set number of players, no matter how many dunk me
56% (13) I stay for a set amount of time, no matter how many people dunk me

23 voters have answered this question.

If you were to stay in the tank for a certain number of rounds, how many rounds would you like to stay for? Assume that they'll let you stay as long as you'd like.

4% (1) 1 or 2
4% (1) 3 - 5
17% (4) 6 - 10
8% (2) 11 - 15
65% (15) 16 or more

23 voters have answered this question.

If you were to stay in the dunk tank for a set amount of time, how long would you want to be in the tank? Assume that they'll let you stay as long as you like.

4% (1) 5 minutes or less
0% (0) 6 - 10 minutes
4% (1) 11 - 15 minutes
4% (1) 16 - 20 minutes
0% (0) 21 - 25 minutes
18% (4) 25 - 30 minutes
0% (0) 31 - 35 minutes
0% (0) 36 - 40 minutes
0% (0) 41 - 45 minutes
4% (1) 46 - 50 minutes
0% (0) 51 - 55 minutes
9% (2) 56 - 60 minutes
54% (12) Over 60 minutes

22 voters have answered this question.

If it were you being dunked, how would you want the sauce to be?

4% (1) Watery - More water than tomato
4% (1) Thin - Like tomato soup
83% (20) Thick - Like spaghetti sauce
8% (2) Almost solid - Like tomato paste

24 voters have answered this question.

Getting dunked in pizza sauce would probably ruin your clothes. Assume you like the clothes you're wearing and they're not really old, but not your favorite or brand new either. In which of the following circumstances would you be willing to get dunked? Choose all that apply.

50% (12) I'd get dunked in what I'm wearing without a change of clothes
41% (10) I'd get dunked if I could go home and change my clothes first, even if I had to go home to change again
33% (8) I'd get dunked if I could go home to get a change of clothes and could change immediately after being dunked
58% (14) I'd get dunked if the operators of the dunk tank offered me a change of clothes. (In this case, assume you could change immediately)
8% (2) I wouldn't get dunked if the clothes I would be wearing would get ruined

24 voters have answered this question.

You're offered a change of clothes: a t-shirt and shorts. What size t-shirt do you ask for?

4% (1) A boy's size
0% (0) A girls's size
8% (2) Men's small
21% (5) Men's medium
26% (6) Men's large
13% (3) Other men's size
13% (3) Women's small
4% (1) Women's medium
8% (2) Women's large
0% (0) Other women's size

23 voters have answered this question.

What size shorts do you ask for?

4% (1) A boys' size
0% (0) A girls' size
4% (1) Men's small
26% (6) Men's medium
30% (7) Men's large
8% (2) Other men's size
13% (3) Women's small
4% (1) Women's medium
8% (2) Women's large
0% (0) Other women's size

23 voters have answered this question.

Would you change into the clothes offered or keep them to change into afterwards?

41% (10) Get dunked in my own clothes
58% (14) Get dunked in the clothes offered

24 voters have answered this question.

A replacement for some of the things you're wearing was not offered. Given the chance, which of the following articles of clothing would you remove before getting dunked?

79% (19) Shoes
50% (12) Socks
29% (7) Underwear
62% (15) Acessories (watches, glasses, jewelry, etc.)
4% (1) None

24 voters have answered this question.

You're offered protective gear. What, if any, do you accept?

25% (6) Goggles
4% (1) Shower cap/bathing cap
75% (18) None

24 voters have answered this question.

If you're there with someone you know, should they be able to "reserve" a chance to try and dunk you?

75% (18) Yes, they should be guaranteed a shot
25% (6) No, they have to wait like everyone else

24 voters have answered this question.

Who would you want to dunk you?

33% (8) A friend
16% (4) My significant other
0% (0) My brother/sister
12% (3) One of my parents
16% (4) One of my kids
0% (0) Another relative
8% (2) Someone else who had been dunked earlier
12% (3) Someone else who hasn't been dunked

24 voters have answered this question.

Someone steps up with some balls to try and dunk you. What are you feeling?

79% (19) Anticipation because I can't wait to get dunked
20% (5) Embarrassment because I'm about to be a mess in front of a crowd
45% (11) Excitement at being the center of attention
37% (9) Nervousness because I'm having second thoughts about being dunked
0% (0) Other

24 voters have answered this question.

The first person misses. What do you feel?

73% (17) Disappointment because I really want to go in
17% (4) Happiness because I'm in the spotlight a while longer
17% (4) Indecisiveness because part of me wants to get out while I can
30% (7) Relief because I get to postpone being dunked a while longer
0% (0) Other

23 voters have answered this question.

The next person comes up and dunks you. What do you feel?

8% (2) Disappointment because my time in the limelight is over
0% (0) Disgust because it turns out I don't like being covered in pizza sauce
25% (6) Embarassed because I'm a mess in front of all these people
91% (22) Happiness because being dunked was as fun as I thought
4% (1) Regret because I wish I hadn't agreed to get dunked
0% (0) Other

24 voters have answered this question.

There's some restrictions on kids going into the tank. Kids must be at least 8 years old to get dunked and must have their parent's permission. If your kid wanted to be dunked, what would you say?

54% (13) Yes and I'd dunk them myself
8% (2) Yes, but I wouldn't dunk them
4% (1) No, I don't want to deal with the mess
33% (8) I don't have kids/kids old enough

24 voters have answered this question.

This poll was created on 2015-09-15 03:55:27 by h_dialer
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