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peeing situations

in this poll you are a father with one son and one daughter. you can be any gender/sex to answer.

you, your son, and your daughter are at the park. there is a bathroom, but it is a nasty porta-potty with 10 people in line. you have to pee, your daughter has to poop, and your son has to pee and poop. what will you do? the park is not very busy.

6% (27) you wait in line for the porta-potty even though you know you wont make it.
5% (21) hide behind a tree and pee your pants
49% (194) hide behind a tree and pee on it
4% (17) pee on the grass
1% (4) pee on the woodchips
16% (64) pee your pants
5% (22) just whip it out and go right where you are.
0% (1) try to make a giant arch
1% (5) get on the swing and pee your pants
0% (2) get on the swing and pee off it
5% (22) sit on the bench and pee your pants
3% (12) sit on the bench and pee off it

391 voters have answered this question.

what will your daughter do? (she is wearing a skirt)

6% (24) wait for the bathroom even though its hopeless
3% (15) move aside her panties and drop a load right there standing up
31% (121) poo her panties
31% (121) poo behind a tree
3% (13) get on the swing, pull down her panties and skirt and poo off the swing
12% (47) go in the play structure and poop there (no one else is in it)
11% (45) squat down, pull her panties to the side and poop. its is very obvious but it is covered by her skirt.

386 voters have answered this question.

what will your son do? (he is wearing shorts and briefs).

4% (17) wait for the bathroom even though its hopeless
17% (69) go in his shorts
3% (15) go behind a tree and go in his shorts
36% (139) go behind a tree and poop and pee on it
5% (21) drop his shorts and pee and poop right where he is
2% (11) get on the swing and go in his pants on the swing
0% (3) get on the swing the poop and pee off the swing
4% (19) pee in his pants, poop somewhere else
3% (14) poop in his pants, pee somewhere else
4% (19) get on the bench then poop and pee himself
15% (59) go in the play structure and go in there (no one else is in it)

386 voters have answered this question.

new scenario: you and your son are at the movies and the really good part is happening right now. you already put off going to the bathroom for the beginning and drank sodas so you both really have to pee. you can not hold it any longer. what happens?

15% (60) you both go to the bathroom, missing the best part of the movie
6% (27) you both pee on the ground
7% (29) you both pee on the seats next to you
31% (120) you both pee your pants
0% (1) you pee your pants and he pees on another seat
0% (3) you pee your pants and he pees on the ground
3% (12) you pee your pants and he pees in the soda cup (there is only 1)
1% (5) you pee on the ground, and he pees his pants
1% (5) you pee on the ground and he pees in another seat
5% (20) you pee on the ground and he pees in the soda cup
0% (1) you pee in another seat and he pees his pants
0% (1) you pee in another seat and he pees on the ground
2% (10) you pee in another seat and he pees in the soda cup
10% (40) you pee in the soda cup and he pees his pants
4% (18) you pee in the soda cup and he pees in another seat
9% (35) you pee in the soda cup and he pees on the ground

387 voters have answered this question.

you all are gardening together and you realize that your son needs to pee and your daughter needs to poop. you already went, so you do not need to go. what do you tell them to do? you are far away from your house and toilet and there is no hope they will make it to the toilet

9% (35) both go on the path right where they are
24% (93) both go in the garden bed
27% (106) both go in their pants
3% (12) son pees in the garden bed, daughter poops on the path
12% (49) son pees on the path, daughter poops in the garden bed
2% (8) son pees pants, daughter poops on path
7% (28) son pees pants, daughter poops in garden bed
4% (17) son pees on the path, daughter poops pants
9% (35) son pees in the garden bet, daughter poops pants

383 voters have answered this question.

you and your daughter are in a gym and are exercising with machines. there is a bathroom but the lines are huge. you need to poop and your daughter needs to pee. you both could probably hold it, but exercising would make it come out for sure. what do you both do? the gym is busy, but people are not paying attention and cant see you.

25% (97) you both keep exercising and go in your pants
6% (24) you both go in a corner
23% (91) you both go out to the parking lot and go there
14% (56) you go in a corner and your daughter goes in her pants
3% (15) your daughter goes in a corner and you go in your pants
26% (104) you both end you gym session and come back home to go.

387 voters have answered this question.

you and your son just got to the pool. you both sort of need to pee but you ignore it. later you get into the changing/locker room, and your need to pee is now desperate and neither of you can hold it much longer. you are about to put on your swimsuits and then go swimming and the toilet is a gross porta-potty at the other end of the facility. all 2 of the showers are taken and will not be available. what do you do? (select 1 YOU choice and 1 YOUR SON choice)

16% (64) you pee your normal shorts then change
34% (135) you pee on the changing room floor as you change
30% (119) you change the pee your swimsuits
21% (85) you change then get in the pool and pee there. it is slightly noticeable to anyone who is watching
19% (77) your son pees his normal shorts then changes
29% (116) your son pees on the changing room floor as he changes
28% (109) your son changes then pees his swimsuit
20% (80) your son changes then gets in the pool and pees there. it is more noticeable because he did not have as much water

387 voters have answered this question.

you all are at the water park having a great day. its like 85°F out and you are eating hot dogs and sodas at the food court. from all the rushing water you need to pee, your daughter needs to pee, and your son needs to pee and poop. you will get back in the pool when you finish your lunch. the bathrooms are 1/3 mile away. what happens? (choose 1 YOU, 1 YOUR DAUGHTER, and 1 YOUR SON)

49% (194) you pee your swimsuit while eating. it will dry quickly from the heat
4% (19) you try to finish fast so you can get up, pee yourself, then get in the lazy river
27% (107) you try to finish fast so you can get in the lazy river and pee there
12% (49) you whip it out then go on the ground next to you
58% (227) your daughter pees her swimsuit while eating. it will dry quickly
4% (19) your daughter tries to finish fast so she can pee herself then get in the lazy river
17% (67) your daughter tries to finish fast so she can pee in the lazy river
13% (54) your daughter pulls her suit aside and pees on the ground.
31% (124) your son pees and poops himself while eating
5% (20) your son finishes fast to pee and poo himself then get in the lazy river
15% (62) your son tries to finish fast so he can pee and poop in the lazy river
36% (141) your son pees and poops on the ground
11% (46) you all try to get to the bathrooms but give up when the pee and poop comes out on its own.

389 voters have answered this question.

you, your son and your daughter are all renting a vacation house for a week. your son clogged the only toilet yesterday and the repairman wont come for over 1 hr. you need to poop, your son needs to pee and your daughter needs to pee and poop. you all need to go now at the same time so only 1 person can use the toilet

18% (70) you poop in the toilet even though its clogged
6% (25) you poo on the floor
5% (22) you rush outside and poop on the patio
42% (166) you rush outside and poop in the garden/lawn
26% (104) you poop your pants
9% (36) your son pees in the toilet
7% (28) your son pees on the floor
18% (72) your son pees in a bottle
33% (131) your son pees his pants
6% (25) your son pees on the patio
27% (105) your son pees in the garden/lawn
20% (81) your daughter pees and poops in the toilet
32% (126) your daughter goes in her pants
3% (14) your daughter goes on the patio
24% (96) your daughter goes in the garden/lawn
7% (29) your daughter goes on the floor
4% (18) your daughter poops her pants and pees on the floor
8% (34) your daughter pees her pants and poops on the floor

388 voters have answered this question.

you, your son, and your daughter are having a great time at the beach. you have dug a big hole in the sand and your kids are in it and you are outside by your stuff. you all need to pee and you cant hold it much longer. the bathroom has lines 37 people long so you cant use it. select 1 you 1 your son and 1 your daughter

15% (61) you pee your suit on the towel
13% (53) you pee your suit off the towel
13% (54) you get in the hole then pee your suit
1% (5) you pee on your towel
11% (46) you pee in the sand
11% (44) you pee into the hole
11% (44) you get in the hole then pee in the sand
25% (99) you go to the water to pee
45% (175) your son pees his suit in the hole
7% (31) your son gets out then pees his suit
1% (7) your son gets out then pees on the towel
17% (66) your son pees on the sand in the hole
4% (19) your son gets out then pees on the sand
7% (31) your son gets out and pees into the hole
16% (65) your son gets out then pees in the water
44% (174) your daughter pees her suit in the hole
10% (39) your daughter gets out and pees her suit
3% (14) your daughter gets out then pees on the towel
14% (58) your daughter pees on the sand in the hole
6% (24) your daughter gets out then pees in the sand
6% (25) your daughter gets out then pees into the hole
18% (71) your daughter gets out then pees in the water

388 voters have answered this question.

what was your favorite question style?

36% (131) 3 questions: 1 for you, 1 for your son, and 1 for your daughter
27% (100) list of all possible situations
36% (131) select 1 you 1 your son and 1 your daughter

362 voters have answered this question.

how would you rate this poll?

3% (13) bad
19% (72) ok
24% (90) good
24% (91) great
43% (158) i want another
1% (7) i dont want another
3% (13) too many questions
18% (68) too few questions

367 voters have answered this question.

This poll was created on 2015-03-28 22:42:01 by Human Person
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