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Toilets and hygiene for guys

How do your toilet habits and toilet hygiene compare to others? This is a poll for males only.
What is your gender?
Male (continue with poll)
Female (view results only)
What is your age?
Which country do you live in?
When you take a dump, which do you do?
Sit directly on the toilet seat
Put a cover / toilet paper on the seat and then sit
Hover / squat over the toilet
If you sit on the toilet seat directly, how carefully do you check the seat before sitting down?
Very carefully
Fairly well
Don’t pay much attention to it, but have a quick glance
Just sit down
If someone did not like sitting on any toilet seat, would you find this a bit abnormal or strange?
Yes
No
If you sit directly on toilet seats, which of the following places would you sit on toilet seats?
Home
Friend's house
Hotel
Gym
Pub / restaurant
Work
Airport
School / college
Shopping centre
Cinema
Aircraft
Theme park or other attraction
Campsite
If you sit directly on toilet seats are you bothered that probably several other people have sat (bare cheeked) on the seat before you?
It really bothers me
I don’t mind
Does not bother me at all and can’t see why it should
Do you feel a need to wash after sitting on a toilet seat?
No, never, I wash when I have my next shower
Yes, I wash straight after when possible
Would the odd splash of urine or a hair put you off sitting on a toilet seat?
Yes
I would wipe it dry and then sit down
It wouldn’t bother me
Would the odd trace of poo on the seat put you off sitting on the toilet seat?
Yes
I would wipe it and then sit down
It wouldn’t bother me
If you had seen a toilet seat with noticeable poo marks on it, would you be willing to sit on it after it had been cleaned?
Yes
No
Do you put paper in the toilet bowl before taking a dump?
Yes
No
Do you get splash back?
Rarely
Fairly often
Most times
Never
If you have ever had splash back, what did you do?
Washed straight away
Wiped it dry and left it at that
Not bothered by it
How do you wipe?
Stay seated, reach between legs, wipe from back to front
Stay seated, reach between legs, wipe from front to back
Stay seated, lean to one side, wipe from front to back
Wipe standing up
Stay seated, lean to one side, wipe from back to front
How many sheets of toilet paper to you use per wipe?
How many times do you wipe?
Do you scrunch or fold the paper?
Scrunch
Fold
Use single sheet unfolded
Use 2 sheets unfolded
How hard do you press when you wipe?
Less pressure than when you are wiping your nose
Same pressure as wiping your nose
Slightly harder than wiping your nose but not enough to damage the paper
Much harder than wiping your nose and just enough to slightly damage the paper
Very hard pressure, enough to significantly tear or rip the paper
When do you stop wiping?
When most of the major stuff has gone
When only a few marks remain on the paper
When only very slight marks remain on the paper
At the first wipe when the paper shows absolutely no trace left
Several wipes after seeing no trace on the paper
Which hand do you use for wiping?
Left
Right
If you were in a hurry, what would you consider to be sufficient wiping?
When most of the major stuff has gone
When only a few marks remain on the paper
When only very slight marks remain on the paper
At the first wipe when the paper shows absolutely no trace left
Several wipes after seeing no trace on the paper
What colours of underwear do you wear
White
Black
Grey
Blue
Green
Yellow
Pink
Multi-coloured
Other
Do you get skid marks?
I have in the past, but no longer
Get them frequently
Get them sometimes
I do get them, but not often
Very rare that I get them
Never had them
If you get skid marks, what do you think about it?
Really don't like it
Not very bothered about it
Don't care at all
If you get skid marks, who else knows about it or has seen them?
Brother
Sister
Cousin
Friends
Parents
Other
Do you do anything to avoid or reduce them?
Don't do anything
Wear dark underwear
Try to wipe more thoroughly
Other
If you get skid marks, how easily can you see them?
You can only just see them
Quite easily
Very noticeable
Can't miss them and quite severe
Do you know anyone else who gets skid marks?
Yes
No
Do you ever lift the seat or flush the toilet by pressing the button / handle with your bare hands and not wash them afterwards?
Yes
No
What have you used to wipe your backside with when toilet paper wasnt available?
What did you do afterwards?
Completed the wiping as soon as I found toilet paper
Washed as soon as I could
Did nothing, it was clean enough
When using urinals, do your clothes ever touch the urinal?
Yes, often
Sometimes
Never
If you clothes do touch the urinal, what do you think?
Don’t like it and wash them as soon as possible
Don’t like it, but no big deal
Don’t care at all
How do you wash your hands after a pee?
I don’t bother
Water only
Soap and water
How do you wash your hands after a dump?
I don’t bother
Water only
Soap and water
Would you use your own toilet barefoot?
Yes
No
Would you use a hotel or gym toilet barefoot?
Yes
No
This poll was created on 2014-11-02 00:29:22 by starling