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Repopulating the earth.

This is an early follow up to my "When would you teach your kids about sex poll?" Many 'Last man on Earth' and 'Adam & Eve' style stories even the new "Noah" movie conveniently skip over this blatantly obvious dilemma where a)Group ethics, b)Individual moral values, and c)Biological responsibilities are all at odds with each other. A gene poll of at least 40 or more genetically different individuals (I do not know exactly how many) is required to have enough genetic diversity to build a perfectly healthy species but it can be done with a lot less. However with Adam and Eve the gene pool is 2. With Noah it is 3 (Noah, his wife and his daughter in law) This makes it impossible for anyone to take the concept seriously but I am going to try anyway because under these circumstances teaching your kids about sex early is essential :))
What is your real age and sex?
Male under 18.
Male 18-40.
Male 41+.
Female under 18.
Female 18-40.
Female 41+.
In the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe the Pevancy Children were categorically referred to as Sons of Adam and Daughters of Eve because they were the ONLY human beings in the entire Narnia Universe! The entire universe being populated exclusively by anthropomorphic animals. However in the next book there turns out to be millions of humans just across the border. Narnia is not a universe just a very small country. eh??hu??
That is ridiculous! Everything should be scientifically explainable.
I does not matter if a story makes absolutely no sense whatsoever and 'hand waves' around any thoughts of sexual reproduction. Screw logic its entertainment.
In the Film Noah there are only 8 humans left on earth but only 3 gene lines. What do you think would be the best way to avoid humans becoming extinct!
Sit around and wait for God to decide when to 'create' more people.
Wait and see if the 2 baby girls want to marry their 2 unmarried uncles when they grow up and let things proceed from there. If they don't, never mind with an average life expectancy of 955 years there is plenty of time to come up with a better plan and pray to God that it works.
As the 1 individual from outside the family Emma Watson must be used as the family breeding cow and impregnated by all 4 males as often as possible to ensure her DNA is used to create healthy offspring.
As family Matriarch and senior brood mare it is Jennifer Connelly's responsibility to ensure the survivability of the family and make sure that her husband and all 3 of her sons all have as much sex with her as possible to make sure that the strongest genes survive.
The solution to the problem can only be solved using exact mathematics! There are 4 males and 4 females. Each female (including the baby girls as soon as they are old enough) must have 8 MORE children 2 by each of the 4 males. This creates 40 individuals which is enough to create a society with and pray to god that your inbred clan does not have any genetic damage. (Maybe it did. Human life expectancy dropped from 950 down to 50 in just 2000 years.- Dazo)
Oh sod it! Lets just have an orgy!
Males only. It is important to remember that the 2 women in the film are Ridiculously good looking! Emma and Jennifer are simply way too attractive. In reality the women of the time would be very UNSEXY uncouth ferals. If you were 1 of the unmarried sons would you still want to have sex with your mum and sister in law even though she probably smells like manure!
I would hump my mother every chance I got!
I would have sex with my mother every chance I got even if dad didn't like it.
My brother and I would have sex with our mother whenever we wanted even if our mum didn't like it.
I would have sex with my sister in law every chance I got.
I would have sex with my sister in law every chance I got even if her husband did not like it.
My brothers and I would all have sex with my sister in law whenever we wanted even if she didn't like it. Its for the survival of the species.
I would never commit rape or incest and would rather live for 900 years as a virgin.
Females 41+. If you were Noah's wife and there are only 4 males left on the entire planet how would you help repopulate the Earth.
"I would have more children by my husband but I would not have sex with my 3 sons because I would not commit incest." (You realise of course that this means your sons will have to have sex with their sisters-Dazo)
"I would have more children by my husband and my 2 unmarried son's but not by my married son because my husband is a prophet and he told me that 1 day in the future god will decide that adultery is a sin. But wait? If I am already married and I have sex with someone I'm not married to isn't that still adultery?"
"I would take full responsibility for repopulating the Earth and insist on having lots of children by my husband and all 3 of my sons even if they didn't like it." "No mum not sex please!"
"I have already done my bit for the survival of the species it is my daughter in law's responsibility to have children now."
"My 2 twin granddaughters need to be taught about their reproductive responsibilities very early so my husband and son's can make them both pregnant. It is their responsibility to have children now as soon as they can."
Females 18-40. If you were Emma Watson's character and assuming there are only 4 males left on the entire planet how would you help repopulate the Earth.
"I would have more children by my husband but I would not have sex with any of the other men because my father in law is a prophet and he told me that 1 day in the future god will decide that adultery is a sin. But wait? that means we can't possably repopulate the planet. Oh dear, we're screwed!"
"I would be happy to have sex with all 4 males because it is perfectly fine as long as no one commits incest. But wait! That means all my children will have to commit incest or we are screwed! Oh dear!"
"I would take full responsibility for repopulating the Earth and insist on having lots of children by every single male of every generation."
"I have already done my bit for the survival of the species it is my daughter's responsibility to have children now. I will let them decide what to do."
"My 2 twin daughters need to be taught about their reproductive responsibilities very early so my husband, father in law and 2 brothers in law can make them both pregnant. It is their responsibility to have children now as soon as they can."
Females under 18. If you were Emma Watson's children and assuming there are only 4 males left on the entire planet what would you do to help repopulate the Earth if your mum and grandma had left it all up to you?
Nothing! My life would suck BIG TIME!
I would not mind having sex with dad and granddad and my 2 uncles and I hope my mum has more kids so I can have sex with my little brothers too. Sex on tap and lots of cute furry animals to play with, what more could I want? :)
All humans are Gods children but God decided to kill all his human children off with a flood because they were all very wicked even though he had not actually given them any rules to follow yet. As patriarch or matriarch of the family you decide to make up some rules off the top of you head for the 2 little girls to follow so they do not grow up wicked as well.
To spare the rod is to spoil the child, the 2 little girls must be given plenty of severe spankings and canings and lots of constant loving corporal punishment discipline every day to make sure they are always good little girls and grow up being nice and totally obedient. Girls need to be severely punished when they are bad so they must be spanked. Well its either that or drowning them!
"Oh come on Dazo. A corporal punishment question? Is this really relevant?" (I had to fit 1 in somewhere.- Dazo)
If almost all of humanity had been wiped out by some great cosmic accident (eg a CME or Gamma ray burster etc.) and some eco friendly aliens decided to study the reproductive systems of an earthbound human so they could start a selective breeding program.How would you feel about being abducted by space aliens and forced to take part in this project?
Under 18 males. This is sick and inhumane. I am not an aliens sex slave.
Under 18 males. I am honoured. I cant wait for them to start the probing!
Under 18 females. This is sick and inhumane. I am not an aliens sex slave.
Under 18 females. I am honoured. I cant wait for them to start the probing!
Males 18-40. This is sick and inhumane. I am not an aliens sex slave.
Males 18-40. I am honoured. I cant wait for them to start the probing!
Females 18-40. This is sick and inhumane. I am not an aliens sex slave.
Females 18-40. I am honoured. I cant wait for them to start the probing!
Males 41+. This is sick and inhumane. I am not an aliens sex slave.
Males 41+. I am honoured. I cant wait for them to start the probing!
Females 41+. This is sick and inhumane. I am not an aliens sex slave.
Females 41+. I am honoured. I cant wait for them to start the probing!
Males only. You are put in the breeding chamber with your assigned mate. She makes Princess Fiona's Ogre form look like Helen of Troy! (Think of the fat girl from 'Good luck chuck' on a VERY VERY bad hair day!) You would rather have sex with Zera and Arri (2 chimpanzees from planet of the apes) Apparently you are told she is a genetic match. What do you do.
"I'm sex starved. I'll hump anything!"
You lie on your back, brace yourself, close your eyes and 'think of England!'
You protest loudly and fight her off. They have to tranquilize you. The mating is a success.
Males only. After you have recovered from your first mating you are told they found you a better match. She looks like Miss Piggy! What is your reaction to this supposed improvement?
"I don't care. Its still a girl. Come to daddy you sexy pig!"
Well its for the good of the species and she is a marginal improvement so you lie down again.
They have to tranquilize you again!
Males only. When recovered you are sent back a third time. Fearing the worst you cannot believed your eyes when you see beautiful woman so damn hot she makes Marilyn Monroe look like the spawn of Cthulhu! Unfortunately she says she only wants to have sex with someone much better looking than you. Do you tranquilize her and take her anyway?
"Hell yeah! The aliens say its for the good of the species."
No. You tell her "Oh that's OK I'm gay anyway!"
Females. You are put in the breeding chamber with your assigned mate. He reminds you of Fat Bastard! Austin powers looks like Tom Cruise in comparison. (Then again Austin thinks he actually does look like Tom Cruise-Dazo) Apparently you are told he is a genetic match. What do you do?
"Felicity Shagwell has nothing on me. I shag better than she does! I have sex with him."
You will have sex with the fat guy for £100,000 and a Speedboat! (Just like Patsy Kensit did in Blame it on the bellboy-Dazo)
You protest hysterically and you have to be shot with a tranquilizer dart!
Females. You are told your next match is tall and thin. He is but he looks like Goofy! What do you do?
"I would have sex with anyone for the good of the species!"
You demand a bigger and faster speedboat!
You refuse to mate with him so they shoot you again with another tranquilizer!
Females. After having sex with 2 ugly guys your 3rd match turns out to be a super sexy hunk that makes Brad Pitt seem like Quasimodo in comparison. Unfortunately he just says straight out that you are not his type. What do you do?
You shoot him with a tranquilizer dart loaded with Viagra! This pretty boy is not getting away from you! You have sex with him until you orgasm then have sex again.
You say to him "Oh that's no problem, I'm actually a lesbian." The aliens shoot you again for being useless.
For some inexplicable reason you have been put in charge of the human selective breeding program and have full authority to decide the fate and future of all humanity. If you do a good job then you will be allowed to pick your own mate. :)
The first thing you do is make sure you get all your enemies and people you don't like kicked from the program. They don't deserve to have sex.^
I pair up all the good looking ones with all me mates and give all the plug ugly ones to my enemies. hehe :)^
I eliminate any really ugly people from the program we should make sure we breed the best of humanity.
I eliminate any stupid people with low IQ's from the program. We want to breed the smartest of humanity.
I eliminate all nerds, swots and clever dicks from the program because they think they are smarter than the rest of us.^
I eliminate all wimps and wusses from the program and only breed tough guys.^
I eliminate any old and infertile people from the program.*
I look at their medical records and eliminate anyone with any kind of genetic flaw or medical condition that may effect pregnancy or the child from the program.*
I eliminate anyone who has or has had any kind of sexualy transmited disease from the program. eg HIV*
I interbreed all the different races red, yellow, brown, black and white so there is no longer anything to divide cultures and everyone is mixed race.
I make sure that until the population is large enough each race is paired up with their own race if possible so that no pure strain race gets bred out of existence.
Once you have eliminated all the individuals that you do not want what kind of reproductive pairing to you prioritize to produce the human population you want? (Yes this what some would call playing God but if it was real someone would have to do it.-Dazo)
I prioritize any super fit athletes for breeding. We want the strongest humans possable.
I prioritize University graduates and High IQ individuals. We will need the most intelligent individuals possible.
I base pairing on racial traits and adaptations. Every race is different and any evolutionary advantages 1 race or family has must be successfully passed on to subsequent generations.
I chose to breed people based on the characteristics that look the best. Better looking individuals always have a better chance of passing genes on to subsequent generations.
I would experiment with cross breeding humans to create some truly exotic looking individuals.
I would base pairings on genetic comparability to give the best possible chance of pregnancy.
I would base it on personality compatibility ie only mate 2 people if they really like each other.
I is just a numbers game. We are talking about re population of an endangered species. I would just organize the maximum number of pregnancies possible.
Did you notice 2 questions ago that I marked selfish opinion answers with ^ and answers for the greater good with *? The choice is still yours.
No.
Yes.
Males. The poll has assumed sexual reproduction was the only option. What if genetic engineering was also an option for re-population in addition to having sex? Which system would you sign up for if only 7 or 8 people were left alive and no more than 2 or 3 gene-lines.
The film 'Last man on planet Earth' was right. Make lots of women. A world with no men would be better off. (That means that you would be put down like a dog-Dazo)
Men should donate sperm women should donate eggs and the best genes from all should be combined in the laboratory to make thousands of Super babies. :) You don't get to sexually reproduce but you have sex toys, holograms, machinery, sex dolls, magazines and porn films for sexual relief.
Every individual of both sexes should be allowed to genetically engineer and artificially create a perfect mate for themselves with all the traits they find desirable so that they can still enjoy sexual reproduction and have the perfect kids that they want.
Genetic engineering is like playing God and that is wrong. I will chose who my children have sex with and who they have children with.
Everyone should reproduce by having as much sex as they can, with whoever they want even if if means me having lots of sex with my sisters and daughters because there are only 2 (or 3) gene-lines. I am against Genetic modification and anything artificial. 'God willing', my family will survive.
Logically the selective breeding program is still the best way. Yes it limits freedom of choice but waiting for people to fall in love is much too slow and it is a very fair system because it guarantees that every individual gets to pass on their genes to the next generation without any risk of emotional entanglements such as divorce or child abuse.
Females. The poll has assumed sexual reproduction was the only option. What if engineering was also an option for re-population in addition to having sex? Which system would you sign up for/vote for if only 7 or 8 people were left alive and no more than 2 or 3 gene-lines.
The film 'Last man on planet Earth' was right. Use cloning to make lots of women. A world with no men would be better off. (That means that all men would be put down like dogs and recreational lesbian sex is all that is available-Dazo)
Men should donate sperm women should donate eggs and the best genes from all should be combined in the laboratory to make thousands of Super babies. :) You don't get to sexually reproduce but you have sex toys, holograms, machinery, sex dolls, magazines and porn films for sexual relief.
Every individual of both sexes should be allowed to genetically engineer and artificially create a perfect mate for themselves with all the traits they find desirable so that they can still enjoy sexual reproduction and have the perfect kids that they want.
Genetic engineering is like playing God and that is wrong. I will chose who my children have sex with and who they have children with.
Everyone should reproduce by having as much sex as they can, with whoever they want even if if means me having lots of sex with all my brothers and sons because there are only 2 (or 3) gene-lines. I am against Genetic modification and anything artificial. 'God willing', my family will survive.
Logically the selective breeding program is still the best way. Yes it limits freedom of choice but waiting for people to fall in love is much too slow and it is a very fair system because it guarantees that every individual gets to pass on their genes to the next generation without any risk of emotional entanglements such as divorce or child abuse.
In this 1 family re population scenario at what age would you teach your children how to have sex?
Men. 4 or under.
Men. 5
Men. 6
Men. 7
Men. 8
Men. 9
Men. 10
Men. 11
Men. 12
Men. 13
Men. 14
Men. 15
Men. 16
Men. 17
Men. 18
Men. I wouldn't. I would just let them remain ignorant until they figure it all out on their own.
Women. 4 or under.
Women. 5
Women. 6
Women. 7
Women. 8
Women. 9
Women. 10
Women. 11
Women. 12
Women. 13
Women. 14
Women. 15
Women. 16
Women. 17
Women. 18
Women. I wouldn't. I would just let them remain ignorant until they figure it all out on their own.
Under 18's. 4
Under 18's. 5
Under 18's. 6
Under 18's. 7
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Under 18's. 9
Under 18's. 10
Under 18's. 11
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Under 18's. 13
Under 18's. 14
Under 18's. 15
Under 18's. 16
Under 18's. I wouldn't. I would just let them figure it all out on their own.
Under 18's. What is sex and how do you have sex?
18+ Men. In this 1 family re population scenario what age would you insist your son must lose his virginity? (Even if he says he is gay)
4 or under. (You are joking right-Dazo)
Younger preteen. (10 or under)
Older preteen (11 or 12)
13
14
15
16
17
18
21
Never. (Really? the only reason for this would be because you want all the females for yourself.-Dazo)
18+ Men. In this 1 family re population scenario at what age would you take your daughters virginity? (either you have sex with her or you have someone else make her pregnant)
4 or under. (You are joking right? either that or you are a paedophile.-Dazo)
Younger preteen. (10 or under)
Older preteen (11 or 12)
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14
15
16
17
18
21
Never! She is a die hard lesbian and I respect her free will!
18+ women. In this 1 family re population scenario at what age would you have someone take your daughters virginity and make her pregnant.
4 or under. (You are joking right-Dazo)
Younger preteen 10 or under. (you can get pregnant at 9)
Older preteen 11 or 12.
13
14
15
16
17
18
21
Never! She is a die hard lesbian and I respect her free will!
18+ women. In this 1 family re population scenario what age would you take your sons virginity and have sex with him? (Even if he says he is gay) You need to bare a child by someone other than your husband.
4 or under. (You are joking right he cant get it up at that age-Dazo)
Younger preteen. (10 or under)
Older preteen 11 or 12.
13
14
15
16
17
18
21
Never if my son is gay.
Under 18 boys. In this 1 family re population scenario at what age should boys lose their virginity. (but you have no say who you lose your virginity too remember)
Young preteen as soon as we can get an erection.
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21
Never because I am not into girls. I am gay.
Under 18 girls. In this 1 family re population scenario at what age should girls lose their virginity. (It is suppose to be for the good of the species remember)
As soon as she has her first period.
Young Preteen 10 or under.
Older preteen 11 or 12.
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16
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18
21
mid 20s. (optimum child bearing age and as a fertile female you have no choice, you will have to reproduce)
Males only. If you were born into a life where sexual reproduction was the top priority and as soon as you are old enough your responsibility was to reproduce how would you feel now that you freedom of choice has been taken from you. (You are basically a sex slave that lives on a stud farm)
Under 18 males. I would hate it. My life would suck big time.
Under 18 males. I would accept that it is my responsibility to have sex with all the females I am told to because we need to repopulate the earth but although it may sound like a great fantasy I know that in reality my life would suck balls!
Under 18 males. I would love that job! :) I never get any sex. Wheres the women at and how do I sign up?
Men 18+. I would hate it. My life would suck big time.
Men 18+. I would accept that it is my responsibility to have sex with all the females I am told to because we need to repopulate the earth but although it may sound like a great fantasy I know that in reality my life would suck balls!
Men 18+. I would love that job! :) I never get enough sex. Wheres the women at and how do I sign up?
Females only. If you were born into a life where so few humans are left that sexual reproduction was the top priority and as soon as you are old enough your responsibility was to get pregnant and make babies how would you feel now that you freedom of choice has been taken from you. (you are basically a brood mare/breeding cow)
Under 18 females. I would hate it. My life would suck big time.
Under 18 females. I would accept that it is my responsibility to have sex with all the men I am told to and have lots of children because we need to repopulate the earth but although lots of sex sounds like a great fantasy I know that in reality my life would still suck.
Under 18 females. I love boys and men! :) I never get enough sex. How do I sign up? I would love being taken by all those guys. I cant wait until I get a 'bun in the oven' hehe :)
18+ females. I would hate it. My life would suck big time!
18+ females. I would accept that it is my responsibility to have sex with all the men I am told to and have lots of children because we need to repopulate the earth but although lots of sex sounds like a great fantasy I know that in reality my life would still suck.
18 females. I love men! :) I never get enough sex. How do I sign up? I would love being taken by all those guys. I love being pregnant and I want to have lots of children. :)
This poll was created on 2014-04-10 17:14:54 by Dazo