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Le Poll of Randomness

The title says it all.
Gender?
Male
Female
Neither
Both
What?
How old are you?
Younger than 5
6-10
11-20
21-30
31-40
41-50
51-60
61-100
1,000-1,500
Not tellin' you :]
What is your favorite color?
Red
Blue
Purple
Green
Black
White
Lavender
Turquoise
Cyan
This question is irrelevant.
I LIKE THEM ALL!!!!!!
I hate your guts.
What would you do if a random lady came and slapped you with her shoe?
Slap her back.
Fire her.
Call 911.
Hire the assassin to get my revenge.
Hire HIM.
Move to Antarctica.
Run away screaming.
Steal her SUV
You are now stuck in traffic. The guy in front of you if playing loud music and singing to it in a very annoying way. What would you do?
Smash his SUV.
Go deaf.
Sing along.
Get out of my car and walk to my destination.
Threaten to blow him up with a bazooka that fires watermelons.
Call 911.
Play my OWN music at equal volume.
Die.
Which of these would you want for a pet?
Dog
Wolf
Cat
Tiger
Cougar
Horse
Unicorn
Pegasus
Owl
Bear
Owlbear
Snake
Kobra
Hydra
Dragonfly
Purple dragon
Pink dragon
Beedrill
Drill
Rock
What would you do if I were a bug on your bedroom floor?
Smack you away with a stick.
Crush you with my bare foot.
Crush you with my bare hand.
Crush you with my bare head.
Incinerate you with the flamethrower that I have conveniently stashed in my closet.
Break a hole in the floor while smashing you with a sledgehammer.
Feed you to the spider on the ceiling.
Panic and run out of my house and down the street.
Tip my dresser over to destroy you under it's weight.
Pass out.
What would you do if I were a frog on your outside porch, coming into the house?
Smack you away with a blanket.
Crush you with my boot.
Crush you with my paddle.
Sit on you.
Incinerate you with the second flamethrower that I have conveniently stashed under the couch.
Suck out your soul.
Feed you to my pet crab.
Slam the door in your face.
Take the sword and slice you into 1,000 pieces.
Pass out.
What does the clock say?
No.
The joke has faded.
Getting warmer.
One more down.
TickTickTickTick-TockTockTickTick TickTickTickTick-TockTockTickTick
Too far.
You're fired.
Good. I have better things to do with my life.
But I don't work here.
Here's some coffee.
You're fired too.
Gold or Silver?
Gold
Silver
Fire or Ice?
Fire
Ice
Flaming Gold or Freezing Silver?
Flaming Gold
Freezing Silver
Death
Do you like stones?
Heck no!
Dirt FTW!!!
YES! THEY ARE MY LIFE.
.....
This... is... dumb.
Would you rather....
Be flung into freezing water filled with Pleiosaurs.
Get hit by a meteorite the size of a bowling ball.
Get stuck in 6,000,001 B.C. with no way to return.
Be imprisoned in a pit on a 5ft by 5ft wooden platform suspended above magma.
Transform into a caveman in the modern day.
On your deathbed, what would be your last words?
"Tell ____ that I love him/her/it"
"Goodbye world"
"I wish I had done more with my life"
" ________, you're fired."
"Give my _______ to ______"
"I left $1 million under the ______"
If there were a blue hand in your toilet asking for paper, what would you do?
Pass out.
Give it a sheet of toilet paper.
Shove the entire roll of toilet paper down there.
Shut the top.
Shut the top and sit on it.
Find a new house.
Find a friend's love letter and give it to the hand.
Type anything.
This poll was created on 2014-02-20 23:30:49 by the unknown