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2014 Methane Movie Awards Nominating Ballot

2013 has come and gone and now it's time to give the worst movies of that year their just desserts. The Golden Raspberry Awards will do the same, but they are not open to the public. These, the Methane Movie Awards, are. Choose the five from each category that you think should be nominated for the Methane Movie Awards.

Worst Motion Picture of the Year

71% (5) After Earth
0% (0) Baggage Claim
14% (1) Battle of the Year
14% (1) The Big Wedding
0% (0) Ender's Game
0% (0) 47 Ronin
0% (0) Getaway
42% (3) A Good Day to Die Hard
85% (6) Grown Ups 2
14% (1) Grudge Match
14% (1) The Hangover Part III
28% (2) Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
42% (3) A Haunted House
14% (1) Homefront
42% (3) The Host
42% (3) InAPPropriate Comedy
28% (2) The Lone Ranger
0% (0) A Madea Christmas
28% (2) The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
57% (4) Movie 43
14% (1) Paranoia
0% (0) R.I.P.D.
14% (1) Runner Runner
0% (0) Safe Haven
42% (3) Scary Movie V
14% (1) The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
28% (2) The Smurfs 2
28% (2) The Starving Games
0% (0) Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor
0% (0) Texas Chainsaw 3D

7 voters have answered this question.

Worst Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role

28% (2) Jeff Bridges in "R.I.P.D."
28% (2) Adrian Brody in "InAPPropriate Comedy"
0% (0) Cody Christian in "The Starving Games"
28% (2) Robert De Niro in "The Big Wedding," "The Family," "Grudge Match," "Killing Season," and "Last Vegas"
28% (2) Johnny Depp in "The Lone Ranger"
0% (0) Josh Duhamel in "Safe Haven"
0% (0) Jamie Foxx in "White House Down"
14% (1) Armie Hammer in "The Lone Ranger"
14% (1) Ethan Hawke in "Getaway" and "The Purge"
42% (3) Liam Hemsworth in "Love and Honor" and "Paranoia"
14% (1) Dwayne Johnson in "G.I. Joe: Retaliation," "Pain & Gain," and "Snitch"
42% (3) Ashton Kutcher in "jOBS"
42% (3) Keanu Reeves in "47 Ronin"
28% (2) Jeremy Renner in "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters"
14% (1) Ryan Reynolds in "R.I.P.D."
42% (3) Adam Sandler in "Grown Ups 2"
14% (1) Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Escape Plan" and "The Last Stand"
57% (4) Jaden Smith in "After Earth"
14% (1) Will Smith in "After Earth"
14% (1) Sylvester Stallone in "Bullet to the Head," "Escape Plan," and "Grudge Match"
0% (0) Jason Statham in "Homefront" and "Parker"
0% (0) Ben Stiller in "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty"
28% (2) Channing Tatum in "G.I. Joe: Retaliation" and "White House Down"
0% (0) Vince Vaughn in "Delivery Man" and "The Internship"
14% (1) Mark Wahlberg in "Broken City," "Pain & Gain," and "2 Guns"
42% (3) Marlon Wayans in "A Haunted House"
28% (2) Bruce Willis in "G.I. Joe: Retaliation," "A Good Day to Die Hard," and "RED 2"
14% (1) Owen Wilson in "Free Birds" and "The Internship"

7 voters have answered this question.

Worst Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role

66% (4) Gemma Arterton in "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters" and "Runner Runner"
16% (1) Essence Atkins in "A Haunted House"
33% (2) Halle Berry in "The Call" and "Movie 43"
33% (2) Lily Collins in "The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones"
16% (1) Alexandra Daddario in "Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters" and "Texas Chainsaw 3D"
50% (3) Selena Gomez in "Getaway"
33% (2) Julianne Hough in "Safe Haven"
0% (0) Diane Keaton in "The Big Wedding"
50% (3) Lindsay Lohan in "The Canyons" and "InAPPropriate Comedy"
16% (1) Jennifer Lopez in "Parker"
50% (3) Melissa McCarthy in "Identity Thief"
0% (0) Chloe Grace Moretz in "Carrie" and "Kick Ass 2"
0% (0) Paula Patton in "Baggage Claim"
16% (1) Katy Perry in "The Smurfs 2"
33% (2) Tyler Perry in "A Madea Christmas"
0% (0) Michelle Pfeiffer in "The Family"
0% (0) Noomi Rapace in "Dead Man Down" and "Passion"
66% (4) Saoirse Ronan in "The Host"
0% (0) Keri Russell in "Austenland" and "Dark Skies"
16% (1) Jurnee Smolett-Bell in "Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor"
33% (2) Ashley Tisdale in "Scary Movie V"
0% (0) Maiara Walsh in "The Starving Games"
33% (2) Naomi Watts in "Diana" and "Movie 43"

6 voters have answered this question.

Worst Achievement in Directing

50% (3) Elizabeth Banks, Steven Brill, Steve Carr, Rusty Cundieff, James Duffy, Griffin Dunne, Peter Farrelly, Patrik Forsberg, Will Graham, James Gunn, Bob Odenkirk, Brett Ratner, and Jonathan van Tulleken for "Movie 43"
16% (1) Jon M. Chu for "G.I. Joe: Retaliation"
66% (4) Dennis Dugan for "Grown Ups 2"
16% (1) Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer for "The Starving Games"
0% (0) Brad Furman for "Runner Runner"
33% (2) Raja Gosnell for "The Smurfs 2"
0% (0) Lasse Hallstrom for "Safe Haven"
0% (0) Mark Steven Johnson for "Killing Season"
0% (0) Benson Lee for "Battle of the Year"
50% (3) Malcolm D. Lee for "Scary Movie V"
16% (1) John Luessenhop for "Texas Chainsaw 3D"
16% (1) Robert Luketic for "Paranoia"
50% (3) John Moore for "A Good Day to Die Hard"
50% (3) Andrew Niccol for "The Host"
33% (2) Vince Offer for "InAPPropriate Comedy"
33% (2) Tyler Perry for "A Madea Christmas" and "Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor"
0% (0) Todd Phillips for "The Hangover Part III"
16% (1) Carl Rinsch for "47 Ronin"
16% (1) Paul Schrader for "The Canyons"
0% (0) Robert Schwentke for "R.I.P.D."
0% (0) Peter Segal for "Grudge Match"
50% (3) M Night Shyamalan for "After Earth"
16% (1) Courtney Solomon for "Getaway"
0% (0) Ben Stiller for "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty"
16% (1) David E. Telbert for "Baggage Claim"
16% (1) Michael Tiddes for "A Haunted House"
16% (1) Gore Verbinski for "The Lone Ranger"
16% (1) Tommy Wirkola for "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters"
16% (1) Justin Zackham for "The Big Wedding"
16% (1) Harald Zwart for "The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones"

6 voters have answered this question.

Worst Achievement in Writing (Screenplay)

40% (2) After Earth (written by Gary Whitta and M Night Shyamalan)
0% (0) Baggage Claim (written by David E. Talbert; based on the novel "Baggage Claim" by David E. Talbert)
0% (0) Battle of the Year (written by Brian Hill and Chris Parker; based on the documentary "Planet B-Boy" by Benson Lee)
20% (1) The Big Wedding (written by Justin Zackham; based on the motion picture "Mon frere se marie" by Jean-Stephane Bron and Karine Sudan)
0% (0) The Call (written by Richard D'Ovidio, Nicole D'Ovidio, and Jon Bokenkamp)
40% (2) The Canyons (written by Bret Easton Ellis)
0% (0) Escape Plan (written by Miles Chapman and Jason Keller)
20% (1) 47 Ronin (written by Chris Morgan, Hossein Amini, and Walter Hamada)
0% (0) Getaway (written by Sean Finegan and Gregg Maxwell Parker)
40% (2) A Good Day to Die Hard (written by Skip Woods; based on the characters by Roderick Thorp)
80% (4) Grown Ups 2 (written by Fred Wolf, Adam Sandler, and Tim Herlihy; based on the characters created by Adam Sandler and Fred Wolf)
0% (0) Grudge Match (written by Tim Kelleher and Rodney Rothman)
20% (1) The Hangover Part III (written by Todd Phillips and Craig Mazin; based on the characters created by Jon Lucas and Scott Moore)
40% (2) Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (written by Tommy Wirkola)
20% (1) A Haunted House (written by Marlon Wayans and Rick Alvarez)
0% (0) Homefront (written by Sylvester Stallone; based on the novel by Chuck Logan)
40% (2) The Host (written by Andrew Niccol; based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer)
60% (3) InAPPropriate Comedy (written by Vince Offer, Ken Pringle, and Ari Shaffir)
0% (0) Killing Season (written by Evan Daugherty)
40% (2) The Lone Ranger (written by Justin Haythe, Ted Elliott, and Terry Rossio)
0% (0) Machete Kills (written by Kyle Ward, Robert Rodriguez, and Marcel Rodriguez)
20% (1) A Madea Christmas (written by Tyler Perry)
0% (0) The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (written by Jessica Postigo; based on the novel by Cassandra Clare)
40% (2) Movie 43 (written by Steve Baker, Will Carlough, Jacob Fleisher, Patrik Forsberg, Matthew Alec Portenoy, Greg Pritikin, Rocky Russo, Elizabeth Wright Shapiro, and Jeremy Sosenko)
20% (1) Paranoia (written by Jason Dean Hall and Barry Levy; based on the novel by Joseph Finder)
20% (1) RED 2 (written by Jon Hoeber and Erich Hoeber; based on the characters created by Warren Ellis and Cully Hamner)
0% (0) R.I.P.D. (written by Phil Hay, Matt Manfredi, and David Dobkin; based on the Dark Horse comic by Peter M. Lenkov)
20% (1) Runner Runner (written by Brian Koppelman and David Levien)
0% (0) Safe Haven (written by Leslie Bohem and Dana Stevens; based on the novel by Nicholas Sparks)
40% (2) Scary Movie V (written by Pat Proft and David Zucker; based on characters created by Phil Beauman, Jason Friedberg, Buddy Johnson, Aaron Seltzer, Marlon Wayans, and Shawn Wayans)
0% (0) The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (written by Steve Conrad; based on the short story by James Thurber)
40% (2) The Smurfs 2 (written by J. David Stern, David N. Weiss, Jay Scherick, David Ronn, and Karey Kirkpatrick; based on the characters created by Peyo)
20% (1) The Starving Games (written by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer)
20% (1) Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor (written by Tyler Perry)
20% (1) Texas Chainsaw 3D (written by Adam Marcus, Debra Sullivan, Kirsten Elms, and Stephen Susco; based on the characters by Kim Henkel and Tobe Hooper)
20% (1) Walking with Dinosaurs (written by John Collee)

5 voters have answered this question.

Worst Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role

33% (2) Jake Abel in "The Host" and "Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters"
0% (0) Alan Arkin in "Grudge Match" and "The Incredible Burt Wonderstone"
0% (0) Javier Bardem in "The Counselor"
16% (1) Chris Brown in "Battle of the Year"
0% (0) Steve Buscemi in "Grown Ups 2" and "The Incredible Burt Wonderstone"
0% (0) Bobby Cannavale in "Movie 43" and "Parker"
16% (1) Cedric the Entertainer in "A Haunted House" and "Planes"
0% (0) Rob Corddry in "Pain & Gain" and "Rapture-Palooza"
16% (1) Jai Courtney in "A Good Day to Die Hard"
0% (0) Peter Dante in "Grown Ups 2"
0% (0) William Fichtner in "The Lone Ranger" and "Phantom"
16% (1) Harrison Ford in "Paranoia"
0% (0) James Franco in "Homefront"
33% (2) Mel Gibson in "RED 2"
33% (2) Neil Patrick Harris in "The Smurfs 2"
0% (0) Anthony Hopkins in "RED 2"
16% (1) Jeremy Irons in "Beautiful Creatures"
33% (2) Ken Jeong in "The Hangover Part III," "Pain & Gain," and "Rapture-Palooza"
0% (0) Tommy Lee Jones in "The Family"
0% (0) Johnny Knoxville in "The Last Stand" and "Movie 43"
16% (1) Larry the Cable Guy in "A Madea Christmas"
33% (2) Taylor Lautner in "Grown Ups 2"
16% (1) Seth MacFarlane in "Movie 43"
0% (0) Anthony Mackie in "Gangster Squad," "The Fifth Estate," "Pain & Gain," and "Runner Runner"
0% (0) Thomas Mann in "Beautiful Creatures" and "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters"
33% (2) Christopher Mintz-Plasse in "Kick Ass 2" and "Movie 43"
0% (0) Nick Nolte in "Gangster Squad" and "Parker"
0% (0) John Oliver in "The Smurfs 2"
33% (2) Shaquille O'Neal in "Grown Ups 2" and "The Smurfs 2"
0% (0) Sean Penn in "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty"
0% (0) Barry Pepper in "Broken City," "The Lone Ranger," and "Snitch"
33% (2) Rob Schneider in "InAPPropriate Comedy"
33% (2) Ari Shaffir in "InAPPropriate Comedy"
16% (1) Charlie Sheen in "Machete Kills" and "Scary Movie V"
16% (1) Trey Songz in "Baggage Claim" and "Texas Chainsaw 3D"
16% (1) David Spade in "Grown Ups 2"
16% (1) Peter Stormare in "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters" and "The Last Stand"
50% (3) Nick Swardson in "Grown Ups 2" and "A Haunted House"
0% (0) Stanley Tucci in "The Fifth Estate" and "Jack the Giant Slayer"
0% (0) Jon Voight in "Getaway"
0% (0) Tom Wilkinson in "The Lone Ranger"
16% (1) Robin Williams in "The Big Wedding"

6 voters have answered this question.

Worst Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role

20% (1) Jessica Alba in "Escape from Planet Earth" and "Machete Kills"
0% (0) Kim Basinger in "Grudge Match"
0% (0) Kate Bosworth in "Homefront" and "Movie 43"
20% (1) Abigail Breslin in "The Call"
0% (0) Helena Bonham Carter in "The Lone Ranger"
0% (0) Penelope Cruz in "The Counselor"
20% (1) Viola Davis in "Beautiful Creatures"
60% (3) Salma Hayek in "Grown Ups 2"
0% (0) Lena Headey in "The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones" and "The Purge"
20% (1) Amber Heard in "Machete Kills" and "Paranoia"
60% (3) Katherine Heigl in "The Big Wedding"
80% (4) Kim Kardashian in "Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor"
40% (2) Lady Gaga in "Machete Kills"
0% (0) Rachelle Lefevre in "Homefront" and "White House Down"
100% (5) Lindsay Lohan in "Scary Movie V"
0% (0) Shirley MacLaine in "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty"
0% (0) Marisa Miller in "R.I.P.D."
0% (0) Helen Mirren in "RED 2"
0% (0) Mary-Louise Parker in "RED 2" and "R.I.P.D."
20% (1) Sarah Jessica Parker in "Escape from Planet Earth"
20% (1) Nicole Polizzi in "Movie 43"
40% (2) Michelle Rodriguez in "InAPPropriate Comedy" and "Machete Kills"
0% (0) Winona Ryder in "Homefront"
0% (0) Susan Sarandon in "The Big Wedding" and "Snitch"
0% (0) Emma Stone in "Gangster Squad" and "Movie 43"
0% (0) Emma Thompson in "Beautiful Creatures"
0% (0) Sofia Vergara in "Escape from Planet Earth" and "Machete Kills"
0% (0) Rebel Wilson in "Pain & Gain"
40% (2) Kate Winslet in "Movie 43"
0% (0) Catherine Zeta-Jones in "Broken City" and "RED 2"

5 voters have answered this question.

Worst On-Screen Pairing

42% (3) Any combination of two adults behaving immaturely in "Grown Ups 2"
42% (3) Any combination of two characters, jokes, or cultural references in "The Starving Games"
28% (2) Robert De Niro and either Diane Keaton in "The Big Wedding," Michelle Pfeiffer in "The Family," Sylvester Stallone in "Grudge Match," Michael Douglas, Morgan Freeman, or Kevin Kline in "Last Vegas"
57% (4) Josh Duhamel and Julianne Hough in "Safe Haven"
14% (1) Alden Ehrenreich and Alice Englert in "Beautiful Creatures"
42% (3) Armie Hammer and Johnny Depp in "The Lone Ranger"
14% (1) Dwayne Johnson and Mark Wahlberg in "Pain & Gain"
71% (5) Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen in "Scary Movie V"
14% (1) Paula Patton and anyone she tries to hook up with in "Baggage Claim"
57% (4) Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton in "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters"
28% (2) Ryan Reynolds and Jeff Bridges in "R.I.P.D."
57% (4) Saoirse Ronan and either Max Irons, Jake Abel, or the alien possessing her in "The Host"
71% (5) Jaden Smith and Will Smith in "After Earth"
0% (0) Jason Statham and either James Franco in "Homefront" or Jennifer Lopez in "Parker"
28% (2) Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in "The Internship"
42% (3) Bruce Willis and Jai Courtney in "A Good Day to Die Hard"
14% (1) Dan Yeager and his power tool in "Texas Chainsaw 3D"

7 voters have answered this question.

Worst Performance by a Cast

0% (0) Battle of the Year
66% (4) The Big Wedding
0% (0) G.I. Joe: Retaliation
100% (6) Grown Ups 2
0% (0) The Hangover Part III
33% (2) A Haunted House
0% (0) Homefront
83% (5) InAPPropriate Comedy
0% (0) A Madea Christmas
0% (0) The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
66% (4) Movie 43
66% (4) Scary Movie V
16% (1) The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
16% (1) The Smurfs 2
50% (3) The Starving Games
16% (1) Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor
0% (0) Texas Chainsaw 3D

6 voters have answered this question.

Worst Remake, Adaptation, or Ripoff

0% (0) Austenland (an adaptation of the novel by Shannon Hale)
0% (0) Baggage Claim (an adaptation of the novel by David E. Talbert)
0% (0) Battle of the Year (a remake of the documentary "Planet B-Boy" by Benson Lee)
0% (0) Beautiful Creatures (an adaptation of the novel by Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl)
57% (4) The Big Wedding (a remake of the French film "Mon frere se marie")
28% (2) Delivery Man (a remake of the French-Canadian film "Starbuck")
14% (1) Ender's Game (an adaptation of the novel by Orson Scott Card)
14% (1) Grudge Match (a ripoff of "Raging Bull" and "Rocky")
42% (3) Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (a ripoff of the fairy tale by the Brothers Grimm)
57% (4) A Haunted House (a ripoff of "The Devil Inside" and "Paranormal Activity")
14% (1) Homefront (an adaptation of the novel by Chuck Logan)
85% (6) The Host (an adaptation of the novel by Stephenie Meyer)
42% (3) The Lone Ranger (an adaptation of the characters created by George W. Trendle and Fran Striker)
28% (2) The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (an adaptation of the novel by Cassandra Clare)
28% (2) Oldboy (an adaptation of the manga by Garon Tsuchiya and Nobuaki Minegishi)
14% (1) Pain & Gain (an adaptation of the magazine articles by Pete Collins)
28% (2) Paranoia (an adaptation of the novel by Joseph Finder)
28% (2) R.I.P.D. (an adaptation of the Dark Horse comic by Peter M. Lenkov)
42% (3) Safe Haven (an adaptation of the novel by Nicholas Sparks)
57% (4) Scary Movie V (a ripoff of anything it references)
28% (2) The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (an adaptation of the short story by James Thurber)
28% (2) The Starving Games (a ripoff of everything it rips off)
28% (2) Walking with Dinosaurs (an adaptation of the documentary miniseries created by Tim Haines)

7 voters have answered this question.

Worst Sequel or Spinoff

50% (3) G.I. Joe: Retaliation
83% (5) A Good Day to Die Hard
66% (4) Grown Ups 2
50% (3) The Hangover Part III
0% (0) The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia
0% (0) Insidious: Chapter 2
0% (0) I Spit On Your Grave 2
0% (0) Kick Ass 2
33% (2) The Last Exorcism Part II
16% (1) Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
33% (2) Planes
16% (1) RED 2
66% (4) Scary Movie V
66% (4) The Smurfs 2
16% (1) Texas Chainsaw 3D

6 voters have answered this question.

Worst Science-Fiction/Fantasy Film

66% (4) After Earth
16% (1) Beautiful Creatures
0% (0) Ender's Game
50% (3) Escape from Planet Earth
50% (3) 47 Ronin
33% (2) G.I. Joe: Retaliation
66% (4) Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
83% (5) The Host
0% (0) Jack the Giant Slayer
50% (3) The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
16% (1) Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
33% (2) The Purge
16% (1) The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

6 voters have answered this question.

This poll was created on 2013-11-21 00:38:34 by Michael LaPlace
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