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Celebs vs Zombies

Hopefully amusing, but probably as bad as a B grade zombie flick
Kate Beckinsale to start off with. She's fought vampires and werewolves in the Underworld series, and more vamps and werewolves in Van Helsing. How does she do against zombies?
A single zombie could have her for lunch
She can take out one
She's good for 2 or 3
Could wipe out a room full of zombies
Need a building cleared? Call Kate
What does Kate use to fight the zombies?
2 pistols, just like Underworld
Anna's rapier from Van Helsing
Her wits and whatever is nearby
It doesn't matter, she's going to be an appetizer for some Zombies
Jessica Biel has fought Vampires in Blade, a chainsaw murderer and even survived an Adam Sandler movie. How does she fare during the Zombie Apocalypse?
A single zombie could have her for lunch
She can take out one
She's good for 2 or 3
Could wipe out a room full of zombies
Need a building cleared? Call Jessica
Jessica uses this to wipe out zombies....
A bow, just like in Blade
Guessing that zombies have roughly the same IQ as Sandler, she easily distracts them by just wearing underwear making them easy targets
A stick she found on the ground
Doesn't matter, zombies will be eating Biel Picatta for dinner
Catherine Zeta Jones has been terrorized by a ghost, fought against the Mexican army, and been involved in some shady drug deals and high dollar cat burglary. Does that qualify her to fight some zombies?
A single zombie could have her for lunch
She can take out one
She's good for 2 or 3
Could wipe out a room full of zombies
Need a building cleared? Call CZJ
Against the zombies, her best bet is
A well made Spanish rapier
Crawling through some lasers that are turned up to 'Vaporize' and leading the zombies to their doom
A killer smile and a baseball bat
Really thick clothes that can stop zombie teeth are about all she can hope for
Odette Anabble survived a giant monster in New York, an evil spirit trying to take over her body, and was involved in a war between a bunch of spies. Can she handle zombies?
A single zombie could have her for lunch
She can take out one
She's good for 2 or 3
Could wipe out a room full of zombies
Need a building cleared? Call Odette
Her zombie slaying weapon of choice is....
Some cool spy gadjets
A rifle scavenged up from an eaten marine
A priest, a Rabbi, and some other gear to perform exorcisms.
Whatever she has the zombies use on her before they eat her
Michelle Rodriguez. I'm not sure I've ever seen a movie she didn't die in. She's been killed by aliens, people trying to kill aliens, vampires, mutants, you name it. How about zombies?
A single zombie could have her for lunch
She can take out one
She's good for 2 or 3
Could wipe out a room full of zombies
Need a building cleared? Call Michelle
Michelle is armed with
Full auto rifle
a sword
a cool futuristic helicopter
The innate ability to fill up the stomachs of a few zombies
Gina Carano. Not many movie roles other than a mercenary, and an eye candy Russian Sniper in a video game, but she is certified tough, unless she's fighting someone that drinks more roids than water. Against zombies however...
A single zombie could have her for lunch
She can take out one
She's good for 2 or 3
Could wipe out a room full of zombies
Need a building cleared? Call Gina
To wipe out zombies, Gina uses
A Russian sniper rifle
Some cool black ops toys
Gina don't need no weapons to finish off a zombie
Zombies don't tap out, but they do eat Gina
If they all star out about the same time, the first to get eaten is
Kate
Jessica
Catherine
Odette
Michelle
Gina
The one to survive the longest is
Kate
Jessica
Catherine
Odette
Michelle
Gina
Most likely to save one of the others is
Kate
Jessica
Catherine
Odette
Michelle
Gina
Most likely to push one of the others to hungry zombies to save their own skin
Kate
Jessica
Catherine
Odette
Michelle
Gina
Which one do you pick to face the zombie onslaught with you?
Kate
Jessica
Catherine
Odette
Michelle
Gina
This poll was created on 2013-07-10 04:27:37 by wrectoplasm