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Total Coffee Humiliation! Teens being humiliated for drinking coffee

One of the big right of passages from teen-hood into adulthood is the first time you pour yourself a steaming cup of java like the grown ups! But if your family is anything like mine, they tease and humiliate the new coffee drinkers with no remorse! This is a poll for those of us who loved to be tortured by our families when we started drinking coffee.
How old were you when you started drinking coffee?
15
14
16
12
other
Did your family laugh at you and tease you for trying to be like "one of the gown ups" the first time you drank it?
yes
no
How did they torture you? What did they say to you to make fun of you when they saw you drinking it?
Should everyone be mocked and teased for wanting to be all grown up when they first try coffee?
yes
no
Should new coffee be drinkers be forced to wear diapers at the breakfast table while they sip their java to remind them that they are really still babies and not grown up at all?
yes
no
Should new coffee drinkers have to get a bucket of green slime dumped over their head like on Nickelodeon while they are having coffee to remind them they are still just dumb kids?
yes
no
Should new coffee drinkers be forced to sit on a dunk tank that is shaped like a huge coffee cup with warm (not too hot!) coffee in it, and then dunked into the huge cup by their family members throwing balls at the target while aughing at them?
yes
no
How should new coffee drinkers be tortured made fun of by their families? The more humiliating the idea the better!
Why do you think teens should be teased/humiliated for drinking coffee?
This poll was created on 2012-11-20 05:03:02 by gulpimdoomed