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Take This If You Need to Pee!

I have always enjoyed seeing how long I can hold my bladder before it bursts! I decided to take some of my favorite components of the polls I use and add some methods of my own to create one great poll. I hope you enjoy! Just so you know, I feel this poll is more for girls since it was made from a girl's prosective but boys are welcome to participate.

Welcome! Let's start with this simple question. How bad do you need to pee?

3% (437) 1) Just went. I won't have to go for awhile.
2% (324) 2)I went about 30 minutes ago. I could get a drop out if I tried.
4% (558) 3) I can feel some pee in me, but I don't have the urge to go.
6% (768) 4) I feel a slight urge, I'm not in any trouble though.
8% (967) 5) I went a few hours ago. I have to pee, but I could hold it for a couple more hours
15% (1830) 6) I'm starting to get desperate. I can tell I'm going to get squirmy in a minute.
9% (1095) 7) I have to go pretty badly. I'm bouncing up and down.
25% (2939) 8) Quite desperate. I'm holding myself and moving around a lot.
12% (1404) 9) I am VERY deperate. I am squirrting like crazy. My underwear feels wet.
10% (1224) 10) Can't hold it any longer. Pee is dripping down my legs. I am going to be completley soaked in seconds.

11546 voters have answered this question.

Alright, let's start with something easy. Go and get 2 glasses of your favorite drink. Try to drink it quickly.

81% (9294) Done!
18% (2090) I quit!

11384 voters have answered this question.

Have you ever heard of a game called Run? I find it very fun and makes time pass quickly. How about you give it a shot? You can play it here:http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/run You must pass level 15 to go to the next question.

20% (2327) Done. This game is so addictive!
33% (3908) Done. Ugh, this falls under cruel and unusual punishment.
45% (5311) I didn't want to do it... so I'm not going to. Ha.

11546 voters have answered this question.

Very good! Now, please go watch this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pSyYhRYeIM Close your eyes and really concentrate on the video. I know you can get through it!

16% (1888) Done. Wasn't too bad...
48% (5615) Done. I'm glad that's over with.
35% (4043) Not going to do it. (Grr, punk! :p )

11546 voters have answered this question.

You're doing great! I would like you to go get another cup of a drink you enjoy. I would like you to wait 30 minutes before continuing. I suggest playing another game or doing something else you enjoy so you don't get bored. Meet me back here in half an hour, soilder!

62% (7254) Ma'am yes ma'am!
37% (4292) Nopeeeeee!

11546 voters have answered this question.

Welcome back! How ya holding up? (Use the same scale as before please)

3% (443) 1)
1% (166) 2)
2% (285) 3)
3% (408) 4)
5% (649) 5)
8% (989) 6)
11% (1294) 7)
21% (2470) 8)
19% (2290) 9)
22% (2552) 10)

11546 voters have answered this question.

Alright, we're going to start doing some simple excercises. Can you do a few jumping jacks for me? Do about 50, please.

5% (690) No problem! My need to pee did not increase at all.
11% (1352) I did it easily. I have to pee alittle worse.
18% (2183) Done. I had some difficulties though! Didn't know if I could finish.
41% (4847) Had to stop before I finshed so I didn't wet myself.
8% (1011) I failed. I was completely soaked by the end of this question. (Good job! You did well)
12% (1463) I didn't do it.

11546 voters have answered this question.

Next, I want you to lay on the floor and breath in and out slowly. Relax every muscle including your bladder and push on it for 30 seconds.

5% (632) No problem! My need to pee did not increase at all
10% (1171) I did it easily. I have to pee alittle worse.
19% (2200) Done. I had some difficulties though! Didn't know if I could finish.
47% (5436) Had to stop before I finshed so I didn't wet myself.
11% (1361) I failed. I was completely soaked by the end of this question. (Good job! You did well)
6% (746) I didn't do it.

11546 voters have answered this question.

Have you peed at all during this quiz?

18% (2118) Yes! A lot.
47% (5520) Yes, just a few drops.
33% (3908) Nope! Dry as a bone.

11546 voters have answered this question.

More excercises! Yay. Squat and press on your bladder for 30 seconds. Make sure to keep breathing evenly. Okay, now hold your breath and push hard as if you were having a bowel movement! Did you pee?

22% (2640) Nope! Teehee.
27% (3199) Yes, small spot on underwear.
8% (1031) Yes, underwear is soaked but pants are dry.
8% (961) Yes, underwear is soaked and crotch is pretty damp.
9% (1055) Yes, crotch is soaked but it didn't reach my thighs.
13% (1576) Yes, It began running down my legs, but I stopped it before I soaked myself.
9% (1085) Yes, there is no pee left in me. I have wet my pants thouroughly.

11547 voters have answered this question.

You are doing really well! Go have one more glass of your favorite beverage and tell me how bad you need to go. Same scale please.

3% (432) 1)
1% (140) 2)
1% (199) 3)
2% (260) 4)
3% (394) 5)
5% (690) 6)
7% (913) 7)
16% (1953) 8)
24% (2839) 9)
32% (3726) 10)

11546 voters have answered this question.

Just a few more excercises. I found this one particularly hard when I was doing it. I want you to go press your bladder against a counter for 1 minute. Relax and press hard. Keep breathing easy. Did you pee?

22% (2549) Nope! Teehee.
21% (2439) Yes, small spot on underwear
8% (1000) Yes, underwear is soaked but pants are dry.
8% (965) Yes, underwear is soaked and crotch is pretty damp.
9% (1139) Yes, crotch is soaked but it didn't reach my thighs.
18% (2160) Yes, It began running down my legs, but I stopped it before I soaked myself.
11% (1294) Yes, there is no pee left in me. I have wet my pants thouroughly. (Good freaking job, bro! You did much better than I would have. Valiant effort my friend!)

11546 voters have answered this question.

Last excersise, I promise! Go sit on the toilet fully clothed for 1 minute and relax everything. Then stick your hands under the running tap for the amount of time it takes you to sing "Happy Birthday" three times.

7% (867) No problem! My need to pee did not increase at all
8% (1008) I did it easily. I have to pee alittle worse
18% (2083) Done. I had some difficulties though! Didn't know if I could finish.
47% (5527) Had to stop before I finshed so I didn't wet myself.
17% (2061) I failed. I was completely soaked by the end of this question. (Great job! I'm proud you made it this far. High five!)

11546 voters have answered this question.

Have you peed at all during this quiz?

21% (2430) No! I am still dry and probably will be by the end of this poll. (Don't count your blessings just yet buddy)
40% (4623) Yes, I wet myself just alittle bit. Not enough to matter.
23% (2715) Yes, I peed a lot. My pants are very wet, but I still have more on me.
15% (1778) Yes, I soaked myself completely.

11546 voters have answered this question.

Very good! You are almost done! I want you to pick one of your favorite songs that last at least 4 minutes and dance like no one is watching. Bounce up and down. Wiggle wiggle wiggle! Feel your bladder jiggle. Don't stop! Danceeeeee time! If you can't think of a good song to dance to here is my favorite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m-Jd_gV_oQ&feature=related

9% (1072) No problem! My need to pee did not increase at all
8% (997) I did it easily. I have to pee alittle worse
16% (1902) Done. I had some difficulties though! Didn't know if I could finish.
46% (5388) Had to stop before I finshed so I didn't wet myself.
18% (2187) I failed. I was completely soaked by the end of this question. (So close! I hope you're proud of yourself. Gold star for you!)

11546 voters have answered this question.

How bad do you have to go now? Same scale as before!

5% (660) 1)
1% (128) 2)
1% (168) 3)
1% (212) 4)
2% (315) 5)
3% (453) 6)
5% (660) 7)
12% (1492) 8)
22% (2582) 9)
42% (4876) 10)

11546 voters have answered this question.

You're almost done! Go watch this video. Let's see if your brain is working. How many times did the car switch lanes? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HII27fgIKv8

11% (1297) It changed lanes 7 times. You're going to have to do better than that!
29% (3430) Too busy not peeing to count!
9% (1066) It didn't switch at all.
17% (2065) I hate you for making me watch such a stupid video. Not gonna happen.
31% (3688) I didn't watch it.

11546 voters have answered this question.

Did I make you pee yourself at all?

20% (2370) YES! I HATE YOU!
20% (2390) Yes, I peed all the way. I had fun!
17% (2034) Yes, and I hated every second of this quiz.
23% (2730) Nope! Not a drop out of me. *Runs to toilet in painc mode*
17% (2022) Nope. Good try, but I didn't pee at all. (Wow! Bladder of steel. I bow to you oh great one!)

11546 voters have answered this question.

YOU'RE DONE! You can go pee now or change your pants if you already did. I hope you enjoyed this. I love reading messages, so leave me your thoughts and experiences if you want. See ya!

45% (5305) Okay! I will.
23% (2689) I don't care
30% (3554) NYAAAAAAAAA (teehee <3 )

11548 voters have answered this question.

This poll was created on 2012-02-22 04:01:45 by Pollmaster1214
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