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The Belly Button Doctor

When you first enter the doctor's office, is there a scanner that scans your belly button?

29% (38) no
70% (92) yes

130 voters have answered this question.

What type of people are in the waiting room?

40% (53) people who are having problems with their belly button
31% (41) people who are studying to become belly button doctors
63% (83) people who want to have their belly button examined for fun
66% (86) people who are just getting their regular belly button checkup

130 voters have answered this question.

When the nurse calls you into the doctor's office, what does she do?

12% (16) nothing at all - for now
50% (66) measure how long/wide/deep belly button is with a ruler
39% (51) stick a thermometer in belly button to check the temperature
69% (90) massage stomach and belly button so that muscles are very relaxed

130 voters have answered this question.

When the doctor finally comes in, what questions does he ask you?

52% (68) Have you been having any problems with your belly button?
56% (73) How can I help your belly button today?
43% (56) Have you played with your belly button recently?
50% (66) How has your belly button been feeling lately?
53% (70) Have you been experiencing any pain in your belly button?

130 voters have answered this question.

What you lie down on the table at the start of the examination, are you strapped down?

43% (57) no, I am not strapped down
1% (2) no, I am gagged but not strapped down
26% (35) yes, my wrists/ankles are strapped down tightly
17% (23) yes, my wrists/arms/chest/waist/legs/ankles are strapped down so I can't move
10% (13) yes, my wrists/ankles are strapped down and I am gagged so I can't move or speak

130 voters have answered this question.

When the doctor begins the examination, does he clean out your belly button?

30% (40) no, it is already very clean
4% (6) yes, he just rubs some water on it
13% (17) yes, he cleans it out with a q-tip and some water
51% (67) yes, he uses a q-tip and rubbing alcohol to get rid of all the dirt and lint

130 voters have answered this question.

What does the doctor do next?

72% (94) press finger down deep inside belly button to check pulse
57% (75) listens to stomach noises with a stethoscope
45% (59) tap on stomach and around belly button with a rubber hammer
24% (32) takes some X-rays of inside of stomach
76% (100) tickle your stomach and belly button to see the reaction
38% (50) torture your belly button with sharp tools to see the reaction
18% (24) throw a few punches at stomach and belly button to see the reaction

130 voters have answered this question.

When the doctor asks for you to come back the next day for a follow-up, you say?

2% (3) No way, I'm not coming back here!
3% (5) That's OK, I think my belly button is doing fine.
3% (5) No thanks, I think you fixed it, my belly button feels a lot better!
30% (40) Alright, what time do you want me back?
38% (50) Sure, I'll be here first thing in the morning!!!
20% (27) I still feel some pain in my belly button, can you check it out now?

130 voters have answered this question.

This poll was created on 2012-02-21 14:13:15 by _AliCE_
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