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Gunge Forfeit

After losing an important Xbox match against my mate, my forfeit is to dress up and gunge myself. I'm excited but will let my messy fate up to you - the Gunge Voters!
I will be wearing wellies for the session - what will I fill them with?
Custard
Baked Beans
Manure
Porridge
Spaghetti Hoops
Creamed rice
Nothing - messy wellies are silly!
What will I fill my down my trousers/stockings with?
Porridge
creamed rice
baked beans
custard
chocolate sauce
nothing at all - that would feel icky!
What substance should I dump over my head
chocolate sauce
custard
porridge
baked beans
whipped cream
nothing - cleanliness is next to godliness!
What should I wear for the messy session?
Shirt, tie and trousers
jeans and a t-shirt
sweatpants and hoodie
lycra bodysuit
one of my girlfriend's dresses
I will be pied also with a custard cream pie. What should be the topping?
chocolate sauce
jam/jelly
This poll was created on 2010-01-06 19:49:49 by captaincustard