subway grinding
You are riding a jam-packed subway train, crammed in sardine style, when you suddenly feel that the guy behind you has sprouted an erection -- logjammed snugly between your butt cheeks. The stranger's "junk" is actually a good bit larger than your husband's or boyfriend's. What emotion are you most likely to feel?
| 10% (43) | Disgust | |
|---|---|---|
| 25% (99) | Amusement | |
| 63% (249) | Arousal |
391 voters have answered this question.
As the train rumbles along, the guy uses the rocking motion as an excuse to rythmically pump your buttocks -- so basically he's dry humping you now. Your reaction is to...
| 1% (5) | Scream like a banshee for a transit cop | |
|---|---|---|
| 8% (32) | Elbow the guy in the gut | |
| 25% (99) | Ignore him | |
| 65% (255) | Stick out your fanny and grind subtley back against him |
391 voters have answered this question.
As the train approaches your station, you can feel the rush-hour Romeo grinding against you with increased urgency and you realize he's about to climax. Your reaction is to
| 17% (67) | Tuck in your tush in dismay | |
|---|---|---|
| 61% (239) | Bend slightly forward and back that thing up | |
| 21% (84) | Unzip his trousers and finish him off with your hand |
390 voters have answered this question.
Your experience could best be described as
| 10% (40) | A traumatic "mini-rape" | |
|---|---|---|
| 11% (43) | A minor annoyance | |
| 34% (135) | A mildly titillating incident | |
| 43% (171) | A highly memorable sexual encounter |
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You view this guy as
| 5% (22) | A revolting sex fiend | |
|---|---|---|
| 12% (49) | A run-of-mill pervert | |
| 64% (252) | A horny, ordinary Joe taking advantage of a situation | |
| 17% (68) | A sly seducer |
391 voters have answered this question.
Who would you be likely to tell about this encounter?
| 10% (39) | My co-workers as soon as I got to work | |
|---|---|---|
| 35% (137) | My close girlfriends | |
| 14% (57) | My husband or boyfriend | |
| 39% (154) | No one |
387 voters have answered this question.
