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subway grinding

FOR WOMEN ONLY: Almost every female city dweller who's commuted by subway has at some point had the experience of being groped or grinded against. Many gals find this disgusting or offensive. But are some women actually turned on?

You are riding a jam-packed subway train, crammed in sardine style, when you suddenly feel that the guy behind you has sprouted an erection -- logjammed snugly between your butt cheeks. The stranger's "junk" is actually a good bit larger than your husband's or boyfriend's. What emotion are you most likely to feel?

10% (43) Disgust
25% (99) Amusement
63% (249) Arousal

391 voters have answered this question.

As the train rumbles along, the guy uses the rocking motion as an excuse to rythmically pump your buttocks -- so basically he's dry humping you now. Your reaction is to...

1% (5) Scream like a banshee for a transit cop
8% (32) Elbow the guy in the gut
25% (99) Ignore him
65% (255) Stick out your fanny and grind subtley back against him

391 voters have answered this question.

As the train approaches your station, you can feel the rush-hour Romeo grinding against you with increased urgency and you realize he's about to climax. Your reaction is to

17% (67) Tuck in your tush in dismay
61% (239) Bend slightly forward and back that thing up
21% (84) Unzip his trousers and finish him off with your hand

390 voters have answered this question.

Your experience could best be described as

10% (40) A traumatic "mini-rape"
11% (43) A minor annoyance
34% (135) A mildly titillating incident
43% (171) A highly memorable sexual encounter

389 voters have answered this question.

You view this guy as

5% (22) A revolting sex fiend
12% (49) A run-of-mill pervert
64% (252) A horny, ordinary Joe taking advantage of a situation
17% (68) A sly seducer

391 voters have answered this question.

Who would you be likely to tell about this encounter?

10% (39) My co-workers as soon as I got to work
35% (137) My close girlfriends
14% (57) My husband or boyfriend
39% (154) No one

387 voters have answered this question.

This poll was created on 2008-05-08 22:04:28 by funny guy
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