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Parody of "Conservative vs. Liberal" polls

After taking a few "Conservative vs. Liberal" polls, I thought I'd make one myself with my own bias. Have fun, and please respond in the message area.

1) Do you think it's a good idea to bomb, invade, and occupy countries that were never really a threat in order to benefit multi-national corporations?

13% (5) 1) Yes. I think wars to benefit multi-national corporations are "the bomb" (conservative view)
81% (30) 2) No. I don't believe wars should be fought to benefit corporations and war-profiteers. Only for self-defense and when absolutely necessary (liberal view)
5% (2) 3) Other (please post)
0% (0) 4) Not sure

37 voters have answered this question.

2) Do you support the Bill of Rights in the Constitution of the United States

15% (6) 1) No. I think warrentless wiretapping, torture, trials without juries, and the infusion of religion in politics are great. I only support the 2nd amendment (conservative view)
84% (32) 2) Yes. I believe the constitution is the basis for our laws and should be protected/followed (liberal view)
0% (0) 3) Other (please post)
0% (0) 4) Not sure

38 voters have answered this question.

3) Are people basically good or bad?

67% (25) 1) Good. We should allow people to live up to their potential (liberal view)
16% (6) 2) Bad. We were all born evil and need strict laws to keep us in line and control what we can do with our bodies (conservative view)
8% (3) 3) Other (please post)
8% (3) 4) Not sure

37 voters have answered this question.

4) When people are truly in need of assistance, what should be done?

13% (5) 1) Ignore them and let them fend for themselves (conservative view)
70% (26) 2) Help them if for whatever reason they are unable to help themselves (liberal view)
16% (6) 3) Other (please post)
0% (0) 4) Not sure

37 voters have answered this question.

5) Who should decide what people should do with their own bodies?

75% (28) 1) The individual (liberal view)
13% (5) 2) The church and state (conservative view
8% (3) 3) Other (please post)
2% (1) 4) Not sure

37 voters have answered this question.

6) What about the good ol' environment?

20% (7) 1) Nature is only here for our benefit. We should exploit as many resources as possible. (conservative view)
67% (23) 2) This is the only planet we have, so we should learn to live in harmony with nature. (liberal view)
11% (4) 3) Other (please post)
0% (0) 4) Not sure

34 voters have answered this question.

7) From which sources have you drawn on for your political views? You may choose multiple responses for this one.

55% (21) 1) My parents/family
34% (13) 2) My friends
26% (10) 3) My school
26% (10) 4) My church/spiritual group
34% (13) 5) Television
23% (9) 6) Talk radio
55% (21) 7) Books
36% (14) 8) The internet/blogs
2% (1) 9) Misterpoll
78% (30) 10) My own critical thinking
10% (4) 11) My work/co-workers/boss
28% (11) 12) Other
0% (0) 13) Not sure

38 voters have answered this question.

8) What are your political views?

28% (11) 1) Liberal
25% (10) 2) Conservative
5% (2) 3) Moderate
23% (9) 4) Depends on the issue
0% (0) 5) Green
5% (2) 6) Libertarian
5% (2) 7) Socialist
0% (0) 8) Communist
0% (0) 9) Fascist
5% (2) 10) Anarchist
0% (0) 11) Trotskyite
0% (0) 12) Nazi
2% (1) 13) Unaligned crotchety old crank
0% (0) 14) Other
0% (0) 15) Not sure

39 voters have answered this question.

9) Despite the fact that this is a parody of other "Conservative vs Liberal" polls, and the fact that I do acknowledge that there is alot of grey area and complexity, and that no one neatly fits these labels, I do generally believe in the definitions that I put forth (and obviously, I do have a liberal bias overall). Do you tend to agree or disagree with my definitions?

7% (3) 1) Agree (I'm more conservative than liberal)
42% (17) 2) Agree (I'm more liberal than conservative)
25% (10) 3) Disagree (I'm more conservative than liberal)
10% (4) 4) Disagree (I'm more liberal than conservative)
10% (4) 5) Other
5% (2) 6) Not sure

40 voters have answered this question.

10) One more. Should corporations get help from the government (corporate welfare)

13% (5) 1) Yes. Corporations are cool. We should subsidize them and let them do whatever they want (conservative view)
72% (26) 2) No. We shouldn't subsidize them, and we should fairly and reasonably regulate them so they don't screw over other people (liberal view)
13% (5) 3) Other (please post)
0% (0) 4) Not sure

36 voters have answered this question.

This poll was created on 2008-03-22 17:53:28 by totoro
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