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Apocalypse Culture!

A poll concerning U.F.O.'s, cults, conspiracies, cryptozoology, Fortean topics and general high weirdness. NINE YEARS RUNNING!!!
Many people and concerned groups posit varied theories on who controls our world, and why. Affecting every facet of life, these groups or personalities seem to be steering us collectively towards an "Apocalypse".. If any are doing so at all. Which of the following groups or people would you think are responsible for the escalation of this culture, whether conciously or not? Please select as many as you like!
Walt Disney.
Illuminati.
Bildebergers.
Trilateral commision.
Extraterrestrial visitors.
Ritualistic cults.
F.E.M.A.
A nameless cabal of international power brokers.
Michael Jordan.
C.I.A.
No one.It's impossible.
Magician David Blaine.
MJ-12
Michael Jackson.
Right-wing jackasses.
Left-wing crybabies.
Britney Spears.
Rap-Metal groups.
Marilyn Manson and his morons.
Ronwell Q. Dobbs.
Michael Moore.
Martha Stewart.
Jam bands.
Fox news network.
Mtv.
It's all ME!
Of course, one of the bigger mysteries on this Earth of ours is whether or not there is intelligent, sentient life on other planets and if "they" are visiting our little ball of dirt. Many theories have been put forward, all a little different from the next. If extraterrestrials ARE visiting Earth, WHAT do you think is their purpose?
To bring us into harmony with the cosmos.
To enslave us after they colonize the planet.
To study us like rats in a cage.
To splice their dna to ours to save their dying race.
To return to the lab project they started so long ago.
To observe us, nothing more.
To eat us like the tasty treats we are.
To use us as vessels for their gestation of offspring.
They have been here all along...Waiting...
To have wacky adventures with us.
To eat all of our Reeses Pieces.
To annoy us by asking, "How are yousa? Mesa Jar Jar!"
WE ARE THE ALIENS!!!
One of the many morbid fascinations we have as a race concerns how this species of ours will reach its' end. In the "End times lottery," which of these myriad choices are you going to pick?
Religious apocalypse.(Whichever you believe in.)
Nuclear war.
Plagues.
Global warming.
An errant comet or meteor.
Loss of ozone layer.
Crustal displacement.
Extraterrestrial annihilation.
Electro-magnetic shift.
Grand cross formation of the planets.
Natural disasters.
S.A.R.S.
Biological warfare.
Sunspots.
Terrorism.
The U.S. government.
Peak oil.
New ice age.
I'm gonna die of old age, thank you...
There have been many reports of zoological curiosities over the ages. Pick your favorite!
Bigfoot.
Loch ness monster.
Unicorn.
Mokele-Mbembe.(living sauropod)
Mothman.
Ogo-Pogo.
Chupacabra.
Gryphon.
Yeti.
ABC's (alien big cats)
Honey Island swamp monster.
Grey man of Ben MacDhui.
Jersey devil.
Thunderbird.
Chessie.
Champ.
Coelacanth.
Ogopogo.
Orang-Pendek.
Yowie.
What defines a cult is subject to another persons perceptions, belief systems and general outlook on life as we know it. From one person to the next, cults take on different forms and meanings. That being said, please pick your FAVORITE cult, the one that you find the most interesting.
Jim Jones' Peoples temple.
Heaven's Gate.
Doomsday cults.(misc.)
The Japanese AUM cult.
Those Waco whackos.
Satanists.
Christians.
Wiccans.
Mormons.
Disney.
Rosie O'Donnell
Islamic fundamentalists.
Scientologists.
Atheists.
Hindus
Jews
Buddhists
Chaos magicians
Harry Potter freaks
Gothic numbskulls
Catholics.
Star wars geeks.
People all over the globe have reported sightings of spectres or ghostly apparitions throughout the ages. Debate rages as to the validity of these claims.What do you think is the reason behind these claims? Don't be scared, this question isn't haunted!
Ghosts are real and I've got proof!
The whole subject is creepy, I'd rather not talk about it.
These are angels, come to guard over us in our times of need.
These are demons pulling a veil of lies over the minds of mankind.
They are simply electronic impulses left on the fabric of time and space.
There is a scientific explanation for all of this, silly.
It sounds like these people need more attention, and a heavy dose of therapy.
It's Casper, the friendly dead baby!
Who cares?Call the Ghostbusters!
Probably the most hotly debated subject in the world is if there is a GOD, an omnipotent force that controls our collective destinies. Just about every person on this planet has an idea as to who or what this GOD is, if there is a GOD at all. So now I ask you, do you believe in a GOD? Or do you think we are just throwing rocks at the moon?
Yes, there is a GOD. What are you, stupid?
No, there is no GOD. What are you, stupid?
I have no idea; guess I'll find out one day.
It doesn't matter really...
I like to think so, but I could be wrong.
I think not, but I could be wrong.
Yes, and he can beat up your GOD.
No, GOD is DEAD.
Don't you mean GODDESS?!?
HELL YEAH! HIS NAME IS LEMMY!!!
Now that we have come this far, do you think we are living in an Apocalyptic culture? Or is it all just much ado about nothing? Maybe a little of both?
Definitely.We are in the endtimes.
It looks bad, but I'm unsure.
No way, we have a long way to go.
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
It doesn't matter either way.
After all of this meandering discourse and query as to whether you believe or not in these topics, the question remains: Have you personally ever experienced or seen something unexplainable?
Yep.
Nope.
Not sure, it was weird, though.
It's ALL hogwash!
I AM something unexplainable!
It's all explainable, silly.
Many people think that to ponder the topics in this poll, you have to be more than a little paranoid, or outright crazy. Do you view yourself as a paranoid person?
Not at all, I sleep fine at night.
Slightly, but that is reasonable.
Of course, who isn't these days?
How did you know?Who told you?
Why do you hate me?!?
Do you believe in the paranormal, extraterrestrial, unexplained, apocalyptic hypotheses presented today? Or are you just tired of all of the blather about inconsequential nonsense?
Absolutely.Sign me up for the mother ship.
I'm gonna hide out in my bunker and get back to you.
The possibilty exists.
Skeptical and unsure.
Apathetic.
I don't believe in anything.
Give me a break!
This poll was created on 1999-03-11 04:45:53 by starofkaos