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How should I conquer the Earth?

Look, we ALL know I'm going to rule the Earth, so why not help me choose which of the many ways I will? If you help, perhaps you'll get to rule some small country under my power.
How should I conquer the Earth?
Sneak into Area 51, steal alien technology, and head for the White House.
Take over ABC network, use commercials to turn viewers into zombies
Walk into a nuclear power plant and obtain super powers
Get abducted by aliens, form a union with them to take over the world.
Let everyone who thinks THEY will take over try, then overthrow whoever does
Create a philosopher's stone, turn everyone to gold, melt them into cool stuff.
Tell everyone that Santa Claus doesn't exist, watch them cry, destroy them.
Form a truce with the Trix rabbit, he'll kick people's asses in return for Trix
Other.
This poll was created on 2006-03-17 18:58:15 by Vegan_Lord_Of_The_Nazgul