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Vote for Me!

Barring any successful attempts to change term limits, George W. will have to go soon. As an alternative I offer a swell candidate--ME!
Will you vote for me?
Yes
No
Only if held at gunpoint.
Kill the liberals.
If you choose not to vote for me, who will you vote for?
Whatever spineless, god-hating pansy the Democrats run this time.
Any Republican--all of whom are national heroes just by being members of the party.
A write-in candidate
A third party candidate--I love to throw my vote away
If you are thinking about voting for me, which of the following campaign promises would help you decide in my favor?
I will continue to blow up Iraqi civilians on a daily basis.
I will continue to divert public funds into my own pocket for private use.
I will continue to strike fear into the hearts of the masses to help them promote freedom, liberty, and democracy.
I will set myself on fire in front of Constitution Hall.
I will eat live tomato worms on Fear Factor.
Finally, how interesteed are you in ME as a Republican candidate.
Very Interested.
Extremely Interested.
I can imagine no other candidate.
I hate you and I want my phone calls and Internet searches monitored for terrorist activity immediately.
This poll was created on 2006-01-31 20:41:21 by Dick Cheney