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Dynasty Warriors battle 1

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Guan Ping VS. Ling Tong (Big Sword) (Nunchuks)

20% (47) Guan Ping! He would cut down Ling Tong easily
11% (27) Ling Tong would deffinatly pound Guan Ping
9% (21) Tie they would cancel each other out, Duh!
46% (105) they both suck
11% (26) there is no way they would fight anyway

226 voters have answered this question.

Guan Yu VS. Zhang Fei (Black Dragon) (Viper Blade)

21% (49) God of War, of course!
14% (33) oooh the almighty Zhang Fei would destroy!!
34% (78) Tie, they're both too good
25% (57) uh, hello, they wouldn't fight, DURR!
3% (9) They suck (?)

226 voters have answered this question.

Zhou Tai VS. Xiahou Dun (Looong swooord)(The 'Dun' sword)

21% (48) Zhou Tai will slice Dun into pieces! Ha Ha!
51% (116) Tai will be found in half with a hole in his face
9% (22) MMHMMM... Oh, look a Tie!
9% (22) these two would never fight... duh
7% (16) these two men...uh...suck

224 voters have answered this question.

Sun Jian VS. Sun Ce VS. Sun Quan (sword) (tonfas) (another sword!)

27% (63) Daddy slays his little children
17% (40) Father and younger bro Quan are left unconcious
17% (39) Quan would dominate
7% (16) they all suck golfballs through a waterhose
18% (42) think, they would never fight
11% (26) tie

226 voters have answered this question.

Dian Wei VS. Xu Zhu (hand axe) (big boulder stick)

35% (81) Dian Wei would leaxe Zhu headless
10% (24) Xu Zhu would upmost dominate Dian Wei
43% (99) whats this... a TIE!!
9% (22) Wei officers suck

226 voters have answered this question.

Zhou Yun VS. Zhou Yu (Spear) (sword)

47% (107) Zhou Yun would slaughter Yu in one blow
22% (50) Yu would outwit outsmart and outfight Yun anytime
14% (33) both guys are horrible
9% (22) this battle would never come to pass
6% (14) another tie

226 voters have answered this question.

Lu Bu VS. Diao Chan (spear) (maces)

32% (72) Diao Chan would be left a lifeless corpse
12% (28) Lu Bu couldn't take lil miss Chan
4% (9) i say a tie
43% (98) halt, flag on the play... unrealistic battle
8% (18) Bu and Chan both suck

225 voters have answered this question.

Yuan Shao VS. Dong Zhuo (both have weird swords)

24% (56) The Yuan family wins again!
10% (24) Another gall falls to the great Dong Zhuo!
8% (20) T-T-T-TIE!!!
34% (78) suck does them both
20% (47) impossible they would never fight(in case your clueless)

225 voters have answered this question.

Ma Chao VS. Cao Cao (Spear) (Sword)

34% (79) Ma Chao The Splendid shall victor over all who oppose him
46% (105) Lord Cao Cao's ambition can't be stopped even by Ma Chao
2% (6) a very close tie
5% (13) this two wouldn't even fight
10% (24) they suck equally (?)

227 voters have answered this question.

Wei Yan VS. Cao Pi (double spear)(dual swords)

27% (63) Wei Yan will quickly disspose of the likes of Cao Pi
17% (39) The wonderous Cao Pi shall rip Wei Yan limp from limb
9% (21) after a complex battle it would end in... a tie
13% (30) this battle wouldn't even happen in the first place (looks at me stupid like)
32% (73) They both suck anyway

226 voters have answered this question.

Zhang Jiao VS. Pang Tong (both have mystical staffs)

15% (34) OOOOH Buddy! The Yellow Scarves shall D-D-Destroy the enemy!
15% (34) Hey! Pang Tong will have defeated an officer!
16% (37) both shall remain standing at the end
7% (18) these two aren't even in the same time period!!
45% (103) Wizards SUCK!!

226 voters have answered this question.

Zheng Ji VS. Sun Shang Xiang VS. Yue Ying VS. Xing Cai VS. Zhu Rong VS. Da Qiao VS. Xiao Qiao (out of breath)

5% (13) Zheng Ji will bust all there eardrums
4% (10) Sun shall shank them all into pieces
9% (22) Yue Ying will dominate with all her invention plus her spear
4% (11) Xing Cai daughter of Zhang Fei will overpower all!
9% (22) Zhu Rong and her nanman instincts will deffinatly win
7% (18) Da Qiao will reign over the others including her sister
7% (18) Xiao Qiao will bombard the enemy with strength and beauty
7% (17) somehow... i don't know but IT WILL end in a tie
28% (65) Females suck (looks around room... Laughs)
14% (33) c'mon now all these chicks fighting; not possible

229 voters have answered this question.

Liu Bei VS. Sun ____ VS. Cao Cao (sword)(sword, tonfas, sword)(sword)

18% (41) The man of virtue shall arise victorious!
19% (43) (one of three)The Sun Family shall prevail!
15% (35) Those who oppose the ambition of Cao Cao DIE!!
37% (85) give me a T, give me a I, an E, what's that spell... TIE!!
4% (9) it world never, ever, ever, ever come to pass
5% (12) Th-Th-Th-Th-They all S-S-S-Suck

225 voters have answered this question.

(And now for the finaley...(Drum Roll Please))Wu VS. Shu Vs. Wei

15% (35) Oh Yeah... WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!... ooh baby!
20% (47) SHUUU SHUUU (chuga chuga chuga chuga) SHUUU SHUUU!
60% (137) Only Wei shall remain and defeat the pesky others!
0% (2) No... don't tell me... Tie (?)
0% (1) (Just for those who like to vote this)Never Happen
1% (4) (And Of Course)The all suck like a horny vaccum cleaner

226 voters have answered this question.

This poll was created on 2005-11-30 23:51:50 by MaChao_TheSplendid
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