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How many times aday do you fart?

On average, people fart 40-50 times in a day. If enough people in a large area of the country were to fart at the same time, there would be enough gas to create an atomic bomb!!

When you fart out loud, do you

42% (262) Laugh
12% (79) Blush with embarassment
22% (140) Make another noise acting like it was something else
22% (138) Fart again, only louder

619 voters have answered this question.

Has anyone ever blamed you for farting when you didn't

77% (480) Yes
8% (51) No
10% (66) Always
3% (19) Never

616 voters have answered this question.

Has anyone ever asked you to pull their finger and it ended up to be a loud raunchy fart when you did?

62% (381) Yes
24% (148) No
13% (85) Never tried it

614 voters have answered this question.

Have you ever had a silent but deadly fart?

95% (587) Yes
2% (18) No
1% (11) Don't know what that is

616 voters have answered this question.

If farts had a pleasant odor, which would you choose for the smell?

21% (131) Vanilla
15% (95) Strawberry
12% (72) Lilac
35% (215) Fresh baked chocolate chip cookies
14% (87) Lemon

600 voters have answered this question.

On average how many times a day do YOU fart?

56% (340) 10-20
17% (106) 30-40
7% (43) 50-60
19% (115) 60+

604 voters have answered this question.

Eating certain foods can cause gas. Which do you think causes your farts?

52% (321) Eating Beans
2% (14) Eating Carrots
5% (31) Eating Ice Cream
3% (24) Eating Twinkies
10% (64) Eating Red Meat
26% (161) Other

615 voters have answered this question.

Do you enjoy fart jokes?

31% (193) Yes
19% (118) No
49% (301) HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA of course!!

612 voters have answered this question.

This poll was created on 2005-09-27 02:18:24 by Ryane Spudster
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