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How many times aday do you fart?

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On average, people fart 40-50 times in a day. If enough people in a large area of the country were to fart at the same time, there would be enough gas to create an atomic bomb!!

When you fart out loud, do you

43% (368) Laugh
13% (114) Blush with embarassment
21% (179) Make another noise acting like it was something else
21% (185) Fart again, only louder

846 voters have answered this question.

Has anyone ever blamed you for farting when you didn't

77% (661) Yes
11% (98) No
8% (76) Always
1% (16) Never

851 voters have answered this question.

Has anyone ever asked you to pull their finger and it ended up to be a loud raunchy fart when you did?

61% (519) Yes
25% (220) No
13% (111) Never tried it

850 voters have answered this question.

Have you ever had a silent but deadly fart?

95% (812) Yes
3% (28) No
1% (10) Don't know what that is

850 voters have answered this question.

If farts had a pleasant odor, which would you choose for the smell?

24% (206) Vanilla
14% (127) Strawberry
12% (106) Lilac
34% (295) Fresh baked chocolate chip cookies
13% (119) Lemon

853 voters have answered this question.

On average how many times a day do YOU fart?

50% (429) 10-20
23% (203) 30-40
9% (77) 50-60
17% (146) 60+

855 voters have answered this question.

Eating certain foods can cause gas. Which do you think causes your farts?

47% (402) Eating Beans
3% (26) Eating Carrots
8% (68) Eating Ice Cream
1% (14) Eating Twinkies
12% (107) Eating Red Meat
27% (230) Other

847 voters have answered this question.

Do you enjoy fart jokes?

31% (265) Yes
23% (198) No
45% (385) HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA of course!!

848 voters have answered this question.

This poll was created on 2005-09-27 02:18:24 by Ryane Spudster
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