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Got Skillz?

Well?
Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
No
Yes, only the left eyebrow
Yes, only the right eyebrow
Yes, both seperately
Can you wink with both eyes?
Yes
No, just the left eyelid
No, just the right eyelid
Not at all!
Can you touch the tip of your thumb to your wrist?
Nope
Yes, left thumb
Yes, right thumb
Yes, both!
Can you do a backflip on flat ground?
Yes
No
Can you ollie (jump) a skateboard?
Yes
No
Can you touch your tongue to your nose?
Hell yeah
Not even close
Can you do a handstand for more than 5 seconds?
Yep
Yes, with one hand!
No way
What's the most stairs you can jump up in one giant step?
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
Can you open a can of soda with your mouth?
Yep, all the time
How the hell?
Can you ride a bike without using your hands for at least 10 seconds?
Yes, easily
No, when I try I usually end up hospitalized...
Can you juggle 3 objects for at least 10 seconds or so?
Yes
No
Can you do a decent cartwheel?
Yes
Uh... not really
Can you jump and spin at least 1.5 rotations in midair?
Yes
No
Do you consider yourself to be a sharpshooter at rubberband flicking/slinging?
You know it
Not quite
Are you good at climbing trees?
Yes
No, too hard to grip
Can you blow a bubblegum bubble nearly the size of your head?
Yeah, and afterwards wasn't pretty
Nah, need more practice
Can you do ear-piercingly loud whistles (wolf whistles)?
Yes, with one finger from each hand
Yes, with a finger and thumb
Yes, with no hands! W00T!
No, it's hard as hell
Hell, can you even whistle regularly?
Of course!
...uh... err... next question please?
Can you pop a wheelie on a bicycle?
Yes, with hands on the handlebars
Yes, with no hands!
No
Can you burp on command (given a moment to prepare)?
Yep
Nope
Can you run down stairs 2 steps at a time? (running, not walking)
Yes
Yeah, and I tripped one time
No, sounds kinda dangerous
Can you do that, uh... springy thing? You know, you lie on your back, and... like... scrunch up, and kick both legs into the air and make yourself upright in midair, and land on your feet? It's in some karate movies...
Yes
No, can't do it
What the %#$& are you talking about?!
Can you do any coin disappearing tricks, and have you actually made someone say "How did you do that?" with one?
Yeah, I love fooling stupid people with those
No... gotta go look some up on the net
Can you kill a houseflies by flicking them after slowly creeping up on them?
Yep, and they deserved it
I think I'll stick with my swatter, thanks.
How about smashing soda/beer cans on a table with your forehead?
Yeah, I've done that
Nope
No, but I saw someone do it
Can you reach your toes when stretching?
Yeah, I thought that was a given
No (you're not alone :D)
Can you even use chopsticks?!
Yeah I'm alright
Duh, I'm asian
No, I hate those things!
Can you spin a basketball on your finger for at least a few seconds?
Yeppers
Nopers
Can you flare (widen) your nostrils on command?
Yes
No
Have you ever held your breath for over a minute underwater?
Yes, I could do it anytime
No, too painful
Can you type at 60 words per minute or faster?
Hell yes
En Oh
I'm not sure, need to take a test
Can you make fart noises with your ear and palm?
Yes, haha
WTF?
Can you eat insanely spicy foods that most people can't touch?
Yes, I love it
No, I'd burn my tongue
Can you do any cool dives?
Front flip dive
Back dive
Forward facing back dive
Some crazy corkscrew thingy
Other
I don't swim/suck at diving
Can you wiggle your ears? No not with your hands...
Yeah, piece of cake
How the f...!?
Can you touch type without looking at the keyboard?
Yes, well
I only need to look at the keyboard once in a while
No, I type funny
Can you hack into other people's computers?
Yes, I have nothing better to do than ruin other people's hard work
No, I have a life
Can you throw a boomerang and make it fly back to you?
Never tried
Yes
No
Can you successfully drive a car with a stick shift?
I never drove a car with a stick
Yeah I can
No, too freaking confusing
Can you play an instrument really well? (pick the one you're best at)
No, I don't play instruments
Guitar
Drum set
Piano/keyboard
I sing
Trumpet
Sax
Flute
Clarinet
Violin
Steel drums, mon!
Other
Can you chug an entire 10+ ounce drink without stopping?
Yeah
I can chug twice that
Probably if I tried hard
I don't think so
New Yorkers: do you know how to bend metrocards to get free subway rides?
No, and I don't know what the hell you're talking about...
No, heard of it though
Yes! It's the best thing ever
Can you make a decent sand castle by hand?
Yes
No, the damn sand always crumbles
No, never really tried
Can you actually pronounce Tenochtitlan? (it doesn't quite sound how it's spelled)
Yes, actaully
Not a chance
WTF is that? Is it edible?
Can you do a convincing moonwalk? (walking backwards but bending/straightening the opposite legs so you look like you're walking forwards)
Hell yeah
Hell nah
This poll was created on 2005-06-28 01:38:53 by ESB