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Do you want to be a monkey?

What's wrong with monkeys? We came from them, after all. So why wouldn't you want to be one?
How old are you?
1-20
21-40
41-60
61-80 -->
Too old to remember
Too obsessed with bananas to remember
Just can't remember
Do you want to be a monkey?
Yes
No
I'd rather be a pickle
What do you like most about monkeys?
Their tails
Their hands
Their fur/hair
The way they pick ticks off each other
(For the more violent types) They can tear your arm out of its socket
Bananas
Do you like apes or monkeys better?
Apes 'cause they're big
Monkeys 'cause they're cute
Pickles 'cause they're pickles
This poll was created on 2005-09-07 22:05:14 by 2_silly_4_me