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The Perfect Crime Flick

Mafia films, gangster films, homie movies, caper flicks - films about (organized) crime have taken many shapes throughout movie history. If you combine the best from them all - you could get THE ULTIMATE GUY MOVIE! So, how would your perfect crime flick look?
How should the MPAA Rating read?
Rated PG-13 for some violence
Rated PG-13 for some violence and language
Rated PG-13 for violence, language and sensuality
Rated PG-13 for violence, language and sexuality
Rated R for violence and strong language
Rated R for strong violence and language
Rated R for violence, language, sexuality and nudity
Rated R for strong violence, language and drug use
Rated R for strong graphic violence, language, sexuality, nudity and drug use
Rated R for strong graphic violence, pervasive language, sexuality, nudity and drug abuse
Rated R for strong pervasive violence, non-stop language, strong sexuality, nudity and drug abuse
Rated NC-17 for strong pervasive violence, non-stop language, strong sexuality including rape, graphic nudity and drug abuse
(Banned by the Motion Picture Association)
Which traditional genre would describe the movie the best?
Drama
Action
Thriller
Comedy
Action/Drama
Action/Thriller
Action/Comedy
Drama/Thriller
Drama/Comedy
Action/Drama/Thriller
Action/Drama/Comedy
Action/Thriller/Comedy
Action/Drama/Comedy/Thriller
Where should the movie take place?
Chicago, USA
Las Vegas, USA
Los Angeles, USA
New York, USA
San Fransisco, USA
Fictional American Metropolis
Tokyo, Japan
Paris, France
London, UK
Sicily
Cuba
Haiti
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
Fictional International Metropolis
When?
During the 1920s.
During the 1930s.
During the 1940s.
During the 1950s.
During the 1960s.
During the 1970s.
During the 1980s.
During the 1990s.
During the 2000s.
Unclear.
In the near future.
In the far future.
What nationality should the main character, hereby referred to as Jack regardless of nationality and race, be?
American
African-American
British
British-American
Chinese
Chinese-American
French
French-American
Irish
Irish-American
Italian
Italian-American
Japanese
Japanese-American
Mexican
Mexican-American
Native American
Russian
Russian-American
Spanish
Spanish-American
How could Jack's personality best be described?
Smart, sarcastic, wisecracking
Fun, easygoing, humorous
Serious, loyal, brave
Cool, silent, macho
Arrogant, selfish, spoiled
Brutal, aggressive, heartless
Insecure, weak, paranoid
Who should play Jack?
Bale, Christian
Buscemi, Steve
Crowe, Russell
Dafoe, Willem
DiCaprio, Leonardo
Del Toro, Benicio
DeNiro, Robert
Depp, Johnny
Jackson, Samuel L.
Keitel, Harvey
Liotta, Ray
Madsen, Michael
Norton, Edward
Pacino, Al
Pantoliano, Joe
Pitt, Brad
Roth, Tim
Rourke, Mickey
Snipes, Wesley
Slater, Christian
Stoltz, Eric
Travolta, John
Willis, Bruce
Wong, Anthony
Woods, James
What nationality should Jack's loyal friend, hereby referred to as Jack's Friend, be?
American
African-American
British
British-American
Chinese
Chinese-American
French
French-American
Irish
Irish-American
Italian
Italian-American
Mexican
Mexican-American
Japanese
Japanese-American
Russian
Russian-American
Spanish
Spanish-American
How could Jack's Friend's personality best be described?
Smart, sarcastic, wisecracking
Fun, easygoing, humorous
Serious, loyal, brave
Cool, silent, macho
Brutal, aggressive, violent
Arrogant, spoiled, selfish
Unstable, weak, paranoid
Who should play Jack's friend?
Buscemi, Steve
Dafoe, Willem
Del Toro, Benicio
DeNiro, Robert
Depp, Johnny
DiCaprio, Leonardo
Gandolfini, James
Hoffman, Dustin
Jackson, Samuel L.
Keitel, Harvey
Liotta, Ray
Madsen, Michael
Norton, Edward
Owen, Clive
Pacino, Al
Ribisi, Giovanni
Roth, Tim
Penn, Chris
Pitt, Brad
Snipes, Wesley
Stoltz, Eric
Stormare, Peter
Walken, Christopher
Willis, Bruce
Wong, Anthony
What nationality should Jack's pretty love interest, hereby referred to as Jack's girlfriend, be?
American
African-American
British
British-American
Chinese
Chinese-American
French
French-American
Irish
Irish-American
Italian
Italian-American
Japanese
Japanese-American
Mexican
Mexican-American
Native American
Russian
Russian-American
Spanish
Spanish-American
How could Jack's Girlfriend's personality best be described?
Spunky, fun, talkative
Sweet, caring, friendly
Shy, insecure, innocent
Sexy, seductive, clever
Cold, distanced, dominant
Who should play Jack's Girlfriend?
Alba, Jessica
Arquette, Rosanna
Bellucci, Monica
Berry, Halle
Bonham Carter, Helena
Diaz, Cameron
Dunst, Kirsten
Fonda, Bridget
Johansson, Scarlett
Knightley, Keira
Liu, Lucy
Pfeiffer, Michelle
Portman, Natalie
Shibasaki, Kou
Thurman, Uma
Ziyi, Zhang
What nationality should Jack's loathsome nemesis/the boss of the rivaling gang/the puppet master of the whole mafia/the traitor in Jack's gang, hereby referred to as The Villain, be?
American
African-American
British
British-American
Chinese
Chinese-American
Colombian
Cuban
French
French-American
Irish
Irish-American
Italian
Italian-American
Japanese
Japanese-American
Mexican
Mexican-Americam
Native American
Russian
Russian-American
Spanish
Spanish-American
How could The Villain's personality best be described?
Intelligent, selfish, manipulative
Heartless, cold-blooded, sadistic
Aggressive, brutal, violent
Calm, collected, charismatic
Arrogant, spoiled, egoistic
Unstable, disturbed, paranoid
Who should play The Villain?
Baldwin, Alec
Buscemi, Steve
Crowe, Russell
DeNiro, Robert
Depp, Johnny
Fonda, Peter
Gandolfini, James
Hopkins, Anthony
Keitel, Harvey
Liotta, Ray
Lone, John
Madsen, Michael
Malkovich, John
Norton, Edward
Pacino, Al
Pesci, Joe
Pierce, Guy
Pitt, Brad
Roth, Tim
Spacey, Kevin
Stormare, Peter
Walken, Christopher
Wong, Anthony
Woods, James
What kind of crime organization should the story center on?
Chinese triad
Italian/Sicilian mafia
Japanese yakuza
Mexican cartel
Street gang
Temporary gang of criminals
An "über-mafia" network of different criminal organizations
Who should direct the movie?
Coppola, Francis Ford
De Palma, Brian
Fincher, David
Mamet, David
Miike, Takashi
Scorsese, Martin
Scott, Ridley
Scott, Tony
Singer, Bryan
Soderbergh, Steven
Spielberg, Steven
Stone, Oliver
Tarantino, Quentin
Woo, John
What should happen to Jack in the end?
He should reach the very top of the crime organization and eliminate all his enemies.
He should rat on the entire organization and live the rest of his life under federal protection.
He should go on a merciless killing spree, kill all his enemies and commit suicide in the end.
He should end up in court and spend the rest of his youth in prison.
He should flee the city with his girlfriend and spend the rest of his years on some unknown location.
He should not be able to fight his drug addiction and die from an overdose of cocaine.
He should be found, captured and killed by his enemies.
He should have regret issues and finally shoot himself in the head.
He should kill his enemy and leave the town without a trace.
What should happen to Jack's Friend?
He should stay alongside Jack till the end and become the right hand man of Jack's new organization.
He should stay alongside Jack till the end, but end up being killed by The Villain.
He should betray Jack, and end up being killed by him.
He should betray Jack, and help his enemies capture and kill him.
He should lose the will to live (after something happened) and commit suicide.
He should rat on the organization (including Jack) and spend the rest of his days under federal protection while Jack goes to jail.
What should happen to Jack's Girlfriend?
She should betray Jack, but end up being killed by him.
She should betray Jack, but end up being forgiven for her betrayal.
She should betray Jack, and help his enemies capture and kill him.
She should stay loyal to the end, and marry Jack in the end.
She should be captured, raped and killed by Jack's enemies.
She should lose the will to live (after something happened) and die from an overdose of drugs.
She should rat on the organization (including Jack) and spend the rest of her life under federal protection, while Jack goes to jail.
She should dump Jack and disappear from his life.
What should happen to The Villain?
He should fight Jack in the end, and end up being killed.
He should fight Jack in the end, and end up killing Jack.
He should end up in court, and spend the rest of his days in jail.
He should be assassinated by the FBI or a hitman from another mafia.
He should lose the will to live (after something happens) and commit suicide.
He should lose all his rights to Jack, and be forced to flee the city and never return.
He should rat on the entire organization (including Jack) and spend the rest of his days under federal protection while Jack goes to jail.
He should die from natural causes.
What description would fit the movie the best? 1)a shockingly authentic, realistically depicted outlook on a gangster's heartlessly grim life story. 2)a stylized, hyper-violent adrenaline pumping slice of hilariously entertaining action movie extravaganza.
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This poll was created on 2005-02-07 17:13:35 by Uri4