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Personal Body Functions

This is a little poll to see what you actually do. Be honest!!
Do you fart in public?
Yes
No
Occasionally
Loudly and Prodigiously
Where is picking your nose acceptable?
WHen its blocked up
When no one is looking
At home
As long as there is someone to flick it on
Why do hiccups happen?
Because...
I have a detailed explaniation in my handy textbook [nerd]
I really don't care
Do you ever have to remove your underwear from the crack of your arse/bottom?
Yes
No
All the time
Only with a thong
Is burping a competition?
Only when drunk
In male company
Never
A challenge against your inner demons to beat the holy of the whole alphabet...
Eww... men!
Do you have a feeling before you sneeze?
Yes, five minutes
A few seconds
Never
Only afterwards
Masterbation?
Passes the time...
Occupation
Never
All the time
I lost my job because of it.
Have you pissed in a swimming pool or bath in the last 12 months?
Yes
No
I'm not going to admit it
Too drunk to remember
Guys only: How often do you get hard in public?
Never [see a doctor]
Once a day
More than once a day
All the time [see a doctor]
Only when a troupe of dancing girls goes by
Will you piss if someone of the opposite gener is within hearing distance?
Yes
No
I Will Pee Stealthily
I'd rather wet myself
Will you poo if someone is within range of hearing the plop?
It needs to be done
With gusto
Hold it...
Stealthy poo
This poll was created on 2005-01-24 16:21:37 by googlehumper