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PLEASE DO NOT DANCE ON THIS POLL!!!

If you haven't figured out how this test works or what it's about, by the second question...it hopefully won't shock you to hear that you're retarded and if your condition is a serious as I am... you shouldn't have even gotten out of your special chair, let alone be surfing the web unsupervised. If I were you I'd go back to where you're supposed to be before someone finds you and demands to know where you found a lap top (it's no secret you're parents don't have the money for that..,plus neither of them have come buy this month because neither of them are gonna chance a violation of the others restraining order while the divorce is being processed. Somehow I doubt that one of them found time between jobs to swing by frys and still arrive on time for the bankrupcy hearing on time to discuss how they plan to pay your medical bills)...I bet that $2000 a day could be spent a lot of ways that would make them happy and stop wishing to die before it gets worse...but hey, this is just what I think, you're the special one right? Who am I to say that taking a poll is less important than acknowleging the defeat on the face of your loved ones...
-Would you rather say everthing on your mind or never speak again?
SAY EVERYTHING
NEVER SPEAK AGAIN
-would you rather be able to hear any conversation or take back anything you say?
HEAR ANY CONVERSATION
TAKE BACK ANYTHING YOU SAY
-Would you rather give up movies or music?
MUSIC
MOVIES
-Would you rather be stranded on a desert island alone or w/ someone you hate?
ALONE
WITH SOMEONE YOU HATE
-Would you rather be forced to lie to your best friend or forced to tell your parents the truth?
LIE TO BEST FRIEND
TELL PARENTS THE TRUTH
-Would you rather get the first dibs or have the last laugh?
FIRST DIBS
LAST LAUGH
-Would you rather find true love or a million dollars?
TRUE LOVE
A MILLION DOLLARS
-Would you rather publish your diary or make a movie about your most embarassing moment?
DIARY
MOVIE
-Would you rather have one wish granted today or three wishes granted ten years from now?
ONE NOW
THREE IN TEN YEARS
Would you rather fight Mike Tyson or talk like him
FIGHT HIM
TALK LIKE HIM
This poll was created on 2004-10-02 09:10:42 by KELEIGH222