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Garth's Celeb Awesomeness Tournament, Semifinals & Finals

64 celebrities will enter, only one will survive! You decide who moves on and who suffers bitter, bitter defeat. This round is going to be a little different from the others; the poll directory won't let me make a poll with just one question, so in addition to the semifinal matches, this poll will contain all four possible combinations for the final round. Vote in all four of these possible combinations, and whichever matchup ends up happening will be the one counted.
Dave Attell vs. Hulk Hogan: Dave Attell made Bruce Willis die hard with a vengeance, while Hulk Hogan had the closest match of the tournament with John Stamos; in the end, the two competitors were tied, and a referee's decision had to be made which declared Hogan the winner. Now, the Insomniac and the Hulkster meet for the right to move on to the finals.
Dave Attell
Hulk Hogan
Chuck Norris vs. Dave Chappelle: Chuck Norris proved that a blind bat cannot compete with the eyes of the ranger, and Dave Chappelle made Donnie Walbergh the new kid in the cemetery. But which one will advance to the finals?
Chuck Norris
Dave Chappelle
Dave Attell vs. Chuck Norris (possible final matchup): Dave Attell has outdrank Steve Buscemi, Tony Danza, Patrick Duffy, Bruce Willis, and Hulk Hogan; Chuck Norris has put the Texas Ranger smackdown on Ryan Seacrest, The Rock, Al Sharpton, Adam West, and Dave Chappelle. Now they are the only two men who remain. Who will be the most super-sweet celebrity of them all?
Dave Attell
Chuck Norris
Dave Attell vs. Dave Chappelle (possible final matchup): Finally, it comes down to the two men who could quite possibly be today's most popular comedians. Both have hit shows on Comedy Central. Both have hilarious standup routines. And to top it all off, even their names are eerily similar. Now, who will be the most super-sweet celebrity of them all?
Dave Attell
Dave Chappelle
Hulk Hogan vs. Chuck Norris (possible final matchup): After a hard-fought battle, the two toughest men in the tournament -- not to mention the most prominent ass-kickers of the 1980's -- finally meet one-on-one. Will the Hulkster prove his immortality, or will Chuck Norris prove his inability to lose? Only one can be the most super-sweet of them all!
Hulk Hogan
Chuck Norris
Hulk Hogan vs. Dave Chappelle (possible final matchup): Hulk Hogan has dropped the big leg on Paul Hogan, Bob Saget, Snoop Dogg, John Stamos and Dave Attell, while Dave Chappelle has made bitches of Tom Green, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Li'l Jon, Donnie Walbergh and Chuck Norris. Now they are the only two men who remain. Who will be the most super-sweet celebrity of them all?
Hulk Hogan
Dave Chappelle
This poll was created on 2004-08-28 17:54:12 by AllPowerfulGARTH