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which would you rather have
A million dollars
any item u want in the world under a million $$
to act in any movie/sing in any cd or both+pay $
a $million supply of any food (food"s"-total=1mil
to change 1 thing that happened during your life
kill 1 person you want without any1 knowing
stop those damn blinking mr.poll eyes
vacation of a lifetime (total=1 million dollars)
meet any celeb+spend asmuch time as u want w/ em
which would you rather(this is a tuff one)
be tortured
see you family tortured
which of the following (check all that apply)
have been drunk
have seen some1 drunk
want to be drunk
been shot
been shot at
been stabbed
called 911
prank called 911
seen any1 call 911
been arrested
been talked to by police (not friendly talk)
been in a car crash
crashed a car
seen a crash
been hit by car on bike
been hit by car while walking
pet hit by car
pet killed by car
seen any1 hit by car
won a lottery(100 dollars or more)
know anyone whos won lottery(100 or more)
smoked
been to hawaii
been to jamaca
been to cuba
been to europe
been to asia
been to australia
been to south america
seen all the harry potters
read all the HP books
read all the LOTR books
seen all the special features for LOTR
been to concert
lost over 5k while gambling
won over 5k while gambling
won any prize(significant prize...not a twinkie)
have Xbox
want Xbox
have PS2
want PS2
have game cube
want gamecube
have a laptop (not for work)
like Mcdonalds low-fat(so they say) menu
preference(male actors)
Arnold Swartzenegger
Bruce willis
samuel l jackson
denzel washington
brad pitt
Mel Gibson
Orlando Bloom
age
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
25+
i dont age
Gender
Male
Female
Other(looks around)
believe in reincarnation
ya i was a rock
not until i became the easter bunny
ya
no thats just crap people made up to make $$$
i dont care either way
maybe....
if you dont belive in reincarnation....why not
I'm telling ya i was a rock
cuz the bible tells my so
cuz i made it MUAHAHHA..........i mean uhh
other
rather be...
the gingerbread man
a muffin
an apple
me
a celeb
the big bad wolf
the old dancing six flag guy with glasses
hows my poll so far
IT RULES
AWSOME
GIMME MORE
FABULAS
EXCELENT
Oh thank you on your remark last question...rather have/lose/live in.....just answer em
lose ur house and money
take all money YOU have and live in shack in Iraq
have thumb or foot surgicaly removed while ur asleep
ya ill lose the thumb, thanks
you crazy... lose the foot...oh and a large fries
have left forearm chopped off then immediate med attention or have whole right arm surgically removed while asleep
hmm...ill lose the left forarm
whole right arm
preferences...bush or kerry
smush bush and have a very kerry country
scary Kerry lets go bush!
....
canada
US
.....
beer
smokes
....
math
science
......
math
Gym
...
liberal
conservetive
....
cat
dog
which pets you got(check all applying)
dog
cat
fish
parrot
hamster
bird
guinny pig
bunny/rabbit
ape
monkey(hey, they're different)
snake/reptile
godzilla...wait thats a reptile
i AM the pet
pet alien
dust bunny
peanut butter
crunchy
smooth
no preference
cell phone companies
Verizon
AT&T
T-Mobile
Nextel
Cingular
Sprint
Other
i dont have a cellphone
only care bout price
what have you ever been covered in
Pie
Mud
pudding
TV slime
Flour and Water
Anything in the kitchen!
Other
anything at all!
where would you rather be gunged
Hair
Face
Legs
Feet
Arms
Chest
Stomach
Other
If i were to show up on Your Doorstep with 10 buckets of gunge and 10 Pies, Which would u take?
Pies-Let u Pie me
pies-Do it Myself
Gunge-Let u Gunge me
Gunge-I would do it myself!
Both!I would let u do it!
Neither
Both-I would do It both myself!
I would Turn them all on you!
Would u rather I get messy or Yourself?
You,stupid!
Me,Would u like to do the honors???
Have u ever been Pied?
Yes-By Myself
Yes-By Friends
Yes-For Charity
Yes-As a clown
Yes-Other
No Never!
Want to,but havent :(
Yes-On my netcam!
Pick what you'd best like (not more than 3 choices)
The beach in Hawaii.
The beach in Brazil.
Skiing in the Alps.
Trekking in Nepal.
Shopping in Paris.
Sightseeing in Venice.
Ecotouring in Bhutan.
An Amazon cruise.
An Alaska cruise.
A Mediterranean cruise.
Riding local busses through South America.
An African Safari.
Volunteering with medics in the Congo.
Driving across the USA.
House-sitting for an aunt in Sri Lanka.
Enjoying Thailand.
Pacific island-hopping in a sailboat.
Training in Africa to be a Mercenary.
Interning with a film crew in Japan.
Fishing in Manitoba.
Riding the Trans-Siberian railroad.
Learning to speak Arabic in Damascus.
Puttering around the house.
Wut do u do when u r late 4 work?
Walk
Run
Skip
Wait
Go home
Kill ur self
We need to answer this question once and for all. What is the best mint flavor?
Peppermint
Spearmint
Freshmint
Icy Mint
Wintermint
Wintergreen
Winterfresh AKA Pepsin
Arctic Chill
Cool Rush
Do you hate summer? (obviously if you're here...)
YES with passion!
It's terrible.
Not so bad. (LEAVE!!!!!!)
Why do you hate it so?
It's always too hot.
Too many flying bugs.
I hate passing out from the heat.
I never leave the house; its soo cold inside!
When I leave the house I may get skin cancer why risk it?
other.
What do you think about Halloween? Choose all that apply.
It rocks
I love the spookiness
I love the candy
I love decorating
It's just for kids
It's of Satan
It sucks
Do you ever think how much fun it would be to go balistic decorating if you had the money?
Yes!!
Not really
No, Halloween sucks
I DO have the money! Bwahahahahahahahaha!!
No, Halloween is Satanic
What do you think of the idea of replacing Halloween with a "fall festival"?
Grrrr...*sputter*...Aaarrraaaaaaaggghhh!!!
Doesn't sound good
Yes, that is the holy thing to do
Don't care
Have you ever gotten a bible booklet while Trick-or-Treating?
Yes...a Chick Tract
Yes, some other booklet
No, never
Never been trick or treating
Can't remember
Does Trick or Treating in daylight suck?
Yes, one should only Trick or Treat at night
It's ok
No, it's safer to trick or treat in the bright sunlight
Which kind of Halloween decorations do you like best?
The gory crap kind they sell at big Halloween stores
Interesting unique stuff
Cutesy stuff
Tasteful, reserved stuff
Gothic
Homey, farm-type stuff
None of these sound like my choice
Whatever
Don't like any
Christmas decorations!
Don't you love the smell of autumn?
Yes
No
No, it's of Satan
For those who like Halloween, do you like other spooky stuff in general?
Yes, I love it
Somewhat
Not really
No
Are store bought costumes tacky?
Yes, they look lame and cheap and they lack originality
No, they're quick and easy
They're ok
They're all cursed
Do you wish you could make it Halloween whenever you want?
Yes, right now!
Yes
Not really
No
That's so silly
No, I'd erase it forever! Hahahahahaha!
Is it fun jumping out of nowhere and scaring kids?
Yes
No
I do it every day
Does it make you puke that they put up Christmas stuff in stores in October, now?
Yes, all over the Christmas decorations
No, I enjoy the crap
I don't really care..
Why can't we just have a fall festival?
Which is the coolest costume of the following?
Witch
Mummy
Vampire
Scarecrow
Ghost
Mad scientist
Werewolf
Princess
Frankenstien
Alien
Big ol' rat
M&M (you need help)
Monkey Man
Do you like to drive around and look at people's decorated houses at Halloween
Yes
No
Are kids coming to your door getting ruder?
Yes, these darn punks
Nah
I don't accept Trick or Treaters
Ok, what do you do at Halloween? Check all that apply.
Decorate
Make food
Dress up
Eat food
Go to parties
Read spooky stories
Watch scary movies
Trick or Treat
Hold seances
Do other weird stuff
Nothin'!
Pray for Halloween lovers
Candy.
Noooo!! Bad for teeth!
Yessss!! Lots of it!
Some.
Very little.
Only sugar free.
Jehovas witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. What do you think about that?
Jehova's witnesses blow!
Their poor kids
Who cares?
Hey, I'm a Jehova's Witness
They just don't like strange people ringing their doorbell
Jehovas witnesses are goin' to hell, anyway
Will you help out all the Halloween lovers by doing a spell for this Halloween to be the best ever?
Sure, I know one
Sure, I'll make one up
Don't know how
Noe
Yheah, I'll do a spell for you alright....
How old are you, 10?
That's it, no more time in the New Age section of the bookstore for you
Witchcraft is evil, dearie
Does candy corn suck?
Yes
No
Only after you eat a fistful or two.
Where would you rather spend Halloween?
In hell
In a ufo
In the forest
On a dark abandoned road
In a swamp
In a cave
In a hole in the ground
In a pyramid
In a castle
With bigfoot
Walking aimlessly
Your momma
The sun
In a barn
Up a tree
At church
Whats the best name for a hamster?
Leland
Bunky
Fuzzums
Puff
Gus Gus
Speed
Teddy
Fergie
Goober
Gizmo
Webster
Kerby
Jigglypuff
PikaPika
Dexter
Chubs
Quiksie
Frodo
Bumble
Puffkins/Puffykins
When was the last time you went to the dentist?
6 months or more recently
7-11 months
12-15 months
16-23 months
Longer that 2 years
Why do you hate the dentist?
Weird smells
they stick crap and Sharp tools up ur mouth
X-rays
Fluoride treatment
Cleaning Procedure
Bad gag reflex
Had a horrible experience
If you are a "gagger" what really sets off your gag reflex?
Fluoride treatments (too much goo)
X-rays (jammed down your throat)
Impressions (bitter tasting goop)
Tools (for cleaning)
Anything put into my mouth
Did you ever throw-up at the dentist?
Yes
No
Was you dentist mean?
Yes
No
Were you ever uncooperative?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Often
All the time
Were you ever held down?
Yes
No
On average, how many times do you gag per visit?
1-5
6-10
More than 10
Too many times to count
Never
Do you just keep your mouth clamped shut?
Yes
No
Have you ever bitten the dentist?
Yes
No
-Music- Who is better?
Rock
Rap
Pop
Techno
TV Characters-Who is better?
Homer Simpson
Hank Hill
Peter Griffin
Garfield
Inspector Gadget
Have you ever noticed or felt as though someone was afraid of you because of your muscle?
Yes, often
Yes, once in awhile
No, never
How often do you go shirtless?
As often as I can
Only when at the beach or pool
very rare for me to be shirtless
Never shirtless in public
Lets say you are shirtless, and a disabled guy your age or a bit older keeps looking at you. Why do you think he keeps looking at you?
Envy
He's lonely and wants a buddy
He hates me for my build
All the above
none of the above
Have you ever felt that some people befriended you because your build gave them a sense of security?
yes
no
Has anyone ever asked you to physically fight for them or offered to pay you to do so
yes
no
Are/were you a good student in school?
I made top grade in every class
I made top grade in most classes
I made top grade in a couple of classes
I made top grade in none of my classes
Are you good at understanding other people's feelings/emotions?
Always
Most of the time
sometimes
once in a great while
its rare I understand them at all
If you met a 38 year old guy who suffered from a social fear but felt safe when around you; would you befriend him and accompany him to stores, banks, short walks in parks and so forth?
In my spare time it would be cool
Only if he paid me for my time
No, let him hire a pro body guard or something
Never, its his problem not mine
I'd help him find others better able to help him
Do you ever brag about your muscle?
Always
Only to match someone else bragging about theirs
Only in private with friends or family
Only when I want to impress a trouble maker
never do I brag about my own muscle
have you ever been beaten up?
Yes, in a fair fight
yes, by a group of attackers holding my arms
No, I've never been in a fight at all
No, it was tried but I won
Yes, but I was knocked out firt
Yes, but I was drunk/high at the time
Have you ever wrestled with a friend and LET him win so he would feel better about himself?
yes
no
What do you feel is your strongest muscle of those listed?
arms
legs
back
chest
stomach
What, do you feel, is your weakest muscle of those listed?
arms
legs
back
chest
stomach
Do you intend to serve in the military?
yes
no
in my country there is no choice, I will serve
Haven't thought about it
Which sports do you enjoy playing?
boxing
street fighting
wrestling
american football
soccer
baseball/softball
swimming
biking
weight lifting
running
dogeball
tennis
diving
arm wrestling
karate
judo
basketball
gymnastics
hockey
skating
snow sky
water sky
kickball
surfing
sky diving
other
Lets say you are in a public building and you open a door, your elbow smacks deep into another guy's stomach. Which of these would you do
Tell him I'm sorry and ask if I hurt him
Laugh and tell him to start working out
Tell him I'm sorry and offer him a punch to my gut
Ignore him as if it didn't happen
none of these
Answer The Following Questions. Thank You All My Muffins
O.k You Are The Best Muffin In The World!
What Is Youe gender?
Male
Female
Both!
None ( I Hate Earth
What Is Your Girl Celebrity?
Cameron Diaz! ( My Favourite. She's Mine KEEP OFF )
Jessica sarah park
Frankee ( She Sooooo Hates Eamon! )
Kelis
Jennifer aniston
Brintey Spears
Beoyncee knowles ( I Can't Spell Muffin's )
j.lo ( Scruffie Tart. only joking )
Anistsia ( she soooo left outside alone :-( )
madonna
christina ageluar
christina applegate
selma blair
keria knightley ( pirates love actually her )
none there all bad! im ment to be a celebrity!
other
whta is your boy celebrity?
Usher ( he's soooooo fit! )
cassidy ( come too his HOTEL )
Brad Pitt
Tom Cruze
Orlando Bloom
Georg Cloney ( why Do Adult's Fancie Him Old Man Ew)
How Old Are You?
1-5
6-10
11-15
16-20
21-25
30+
50+
60+
Whoa This is Getting OLD!
Im Dead!
Im A Zombie ( i Killed Owners Of This Computer. Its Mine mwhaa )
I Don't exist!
1-5
6-10
11-15
16-20
21-25
30+
50+
60+
Whoa This is Getting OLD!
Im Dead!
Im A Zombie ( i Killed Owners Of This Computer. Its Mine mwhaa )
I Don't exist!
What time Do you Go To Bed Muffins?
2.00 ( Wimp! )
3.00 ( Loser,Wimp )
4.00 ( still a wimp! )
5.00 ( u r totally borign ME! )
6.00 ( okayyyyyy den! )
7.00 ( Big Kids Time )
8.00 ( my Friend Mitchelle goes To Bed At Dis tiem HAHAHA )
What Is Your Favourite Colour?
Black ( Ewww )
White ( Just Like ANGELZ )
Grey ( poor grey no-body likes it :-( )
Pink
yellow
blue ( my best )
orange ( yum.) NO the colour ( oh )
lilac
purple
red
green
other!
what your favourite song?
britney spears everytime
Mcfly obviously
Nastsha beddingfeild single
cassidy hotel
Usher burn
I Like Th Old ones :)
Other!
none! Hate music! ( well good for u )
What month is your birthday?
january
Febuary
March
April
May
June
July
Agust
September
October
November
December
None!
How Do U Think My BIG Poll Is :)
It Da Best In Da World Muffin!
Do you work out at a gym?
Yup
Nope
How long do you stay at the gym?
2 hours or more
Between 1 hr 30 mins to 2 hrs
Between 1 hr to 1 hr 30 mins
45 mins to an hour
Less than 45 mins
Do you work both upper body and lower body on the same day or do you alternate the days you do?
Work both on the same day
Alternate
What do you work on the most?
Abs
Chest
Arms
Legs
Shoulders
Back
Butt
other?
Why do you work out?
To gain muscle
To impress the ladies
Just to go
Just a hobby of mine
other
How often do you go to the gym a week?
Every Day
5 times a week
4 times a week
3 times a week
2 times a week
once
Do you use freeweights or the machines?
freeweights
machines
both
other (free-motion, etc
How long did it take you to get the results you wanted?
2-3 weeks
4-6 weeks
6-8 weeks
8-10 weeks
a looooooong time
Should towns and cities be allowed to change Halloween to a Saturday if it lands on a Sunday?
Yes
No
If yes, why?
So the kids can stay out later
Religious reasons
If no, why?
Halloween should be celebrated on whatever day it lands on
It's more safer when kids can't stay out as late
Which is the most intelligent people in the world?
Armenians
Greeks
Jews
Egyptians
Arabs
Northern Europeans
Russians
Chineese
Japaneese
Indians of India
Indians of America
Nonsence! All people are equal
Do you think a fast food has bad effects to our health?
Yes.----Go to Q2
No
Why do you think a fast food has bad effects?
It includes food additive.
It makes people fat.
There isn't enough nutrition in it.
The foods are not safe now.
Other
Do you like the attitude of the staffs in fast food restaurants?
Yes.-----Go to Q4.
No.------Go to Q5.
I don't care
Why do you like the staffs in fast food restaurants?
Their smiles are wonderful.
They are kind.
They serve quickly.
Other
Why do you dislike the staffs in fast food restaurants?
They served wrong menu.
They only follow their manuals.
Their smiles are put-on smiles.
Other
What do you buy fast food for?
For breakfast
For lunch
For supper
For snack
What is the worst country in the developed world?
U.S.A
England
Scotland
Wales
Ireland
Northen Ireland
Canada
Australia
New Zealand
France
Sweden
Iceland
Norway
Finland
France
Spain
Italy
Portrogal
Germany
Austria
Belgium
Netherlands
Russia
Poland
Croatia
Greece
Turkey
Israel
South Africa
China
Japan
Other
best contry in world? limit to 3(ignore the numbers)
Afghanistan (383)
Albania (100)
Algeria (93)
Andorra (103)
Angola (57)
Antigua and Barbuda (111)
Argentina (2457)
Armenia (221)
Australia (99723)
Austria (2136)
Azerbaijan (137)
Bahamas (1146)
Bahrain (164)
Bangladesh (516)
Barbados (281)
Belarus (225)
Belgium (4645)
Belize (775)
Benin (24)
Bhutan (97)
Bolivia (263)
Bosnia and Herzegovina (247)
Botswana (161)
Brazil (3519)
Brunei (263)
Bulgaria (880)
Burkina Faso (56)
Burundi (40)
Cambodia (401)
Cameroon (69)
Canada (135122)
Cape Verde (27)
Central African Republic (24)
Chad (53)
Chile (1273)
China (13245)
Colombia (649)
Comoros (39)
Congo (Brazzaville) (36)
Congo, Democratic Republic of the (88)
Costa Rica (1349)
Croatia (919)
Cuba (394)
Cyprus (909)
Czech Republic (2805)
Côte d'Ivoire (74)
Denmark (5160)
Djibouti (27)
Dominica (116)
Dominican Republic (590)
East Timor (Timor Timur) (54)
Ecuador (647)
Egypt (1106)
El Salvador (198)
Equatorial Guinea (40)
Eritrea (33)
Estonia (515)
Ethiopia (148)
Fiji (359)
Finland (2942)
France (22160)
Gabon (30)
Gambia, The (70)
Georgia (255)
Germany (10445)
Ghana (159)
Greece (6363)
Grenada (139)
Guatemala (307)
Guinea (30)
Guinea-Bissau (18)
Guyana (91)
Haiti (125)
Honduras (224)
Hungary (1000)
Iceland (1194)
India (30639)
Indonesia (5822)
Iran (955)
Iraq (358)
Ireland (17879)
Israel (4478)
Italy (15725)
Jamaica (680)
Japan (7877)
Jordan (803)
Kazakhstan (161)
Kenya (497)
Kiribati (18)
Korea, North (130)
Korea, South (4657)
Kuwait (292)
Kyrgyzstan (80)
Laos (124)
Latvia (446)
Lebanon (852)
Lesotho (28)
Liberia (63)
Libya (88)
Liechtenstein (74)
Lithuania (453)
Luxembourg (328)
Macedonia, Former Yugoslav Republic of (258)
Madagascar (59)
Malawi (103)
Malaysia (8645)
Maldives (128)
Mali (61)
Malta (554)
Marshall Islands (34)
Mauritania (22)
Mauritius (181)
Mexico (5289)
Micronesia, Federated States of (104)
Moldova (91)
Monaco (149)
Mongolia (235)
Morocco (255)
Mozambique (59)
Myanmar (262)
Namibia (206)
Nauru (14)
Nepal (801)
Netherlands (11899)
New Zealand (23646)
Nicaragua (156)
Niger (25)
Nigeria (343)
Norway (2016)
Oman (145)
Pakistan (1959)
Palau (42)
Panama (317)
Papua New Guinea (213)
Paraguay (89)
Peru (936)
Philippines (5958)
Poland (1487)
Portugal (1921)
Qatar (131)
Romania (1136)
Russia (3775)
Rwanda (69)
Saint Kitts and Nevis (63)
Saint Lucia (113)
Saint Vincent and The Grenadines (77)
Samoa (45)
San Marino (46)
Sao Tome and Principe (28)
Saudi Arabia (594)
Senegal (73)
Serbia and Montenegro (757)
Seychelles (165)
Sierra Leone (41)
Singapore (12514)
Slovakia (445)
Slovenia (623)
Solomon Islands (54)
Somalia (75)
South Africa (7644)
Spain (10877)
Sri Lanka (839)
Sudan (163)
Suriname (47)
Swaziland (44)
Sweden (4674)
Switzerland (5527)
Syria (288)
Taiwan (4722)
Tajikistan (60)
Tanzania (321)
Thailand (7848)
Togo (32)
Tonga (116)
Trinidad and Tobago (318)
Tunisia (127)
Turkey (2556)
Turkmenistan (53)
Tuvalu (28)
Uganda (201)
Ukraine (878)
United Arab Emirates (1007)
United Kingdom (228956)
United States (7345)
Uruguay (176)
Uzbekistan (195)
Vanuatu (53)
Vatican City (46)
Venezuela (850)
Vietnam (1120)
Western Sahara (12)
Yemen (127)
Zambia (96)
Zimbabwe (247)
would you change ur gender?(guys)
I would not do it.
I would change to a woman for a day.
I would change to a woman for a month.
I would change to a woman for a year.
I would change to a woman forever
ever been locked out?
By accident
Someone pulling a prank
Someone did it to be mean
Other
Where were you locked out?
Out of my home
out of my car
out of my office
out of a locker room
other
How much clothing did you have on at the time?
Fully clothed
Robe
Pajamas
Nightgown
In underwear
Towel
No clothes on
Other
Would you rather.......
Eat a puke pizza
Eat snot pudding
Would you rather.....
Have Maggie from The Simpsons as your newborn.
Have Stewey from Family Guy as your newborn.
Would you rather....
Be a char in a Sims game. having some1 control u
Be a character in Mario Racing
Would you rather...
Be a bad singer on American Idol.
Be a good singer on Superstar USA.
Would you rather....
Be a dog for a day.
Be a cat for a day.
rather...
Me not make up any more of these "would you rather" polls.
Make up more "would you rather" polls.
wat do u think of eminem?
Jerk
asshole
genious
wigger
coolest person alive
do u prefer hot tubs or heated pools
hot tubs baby
pools all the way
i lyk both
undecided
i dont lyk either i lyk showers
wat do u normally drink if u are very thirsty
h2o baby
soda
beer
gatorade
hard liquor
red bull
orange juice
how many beers does/did it take u to get drunk
0 im high on life
1 im little
2 im a light weight
3 im kinda husky
4 im frank the tank
5-8 im frank the tanks dad
if u were to get a tattoo were would u put it
arm
hip
back
butt
cheast
ankle
unmentionable
how do you like your chips?
folded
burnt
flat
Which of these candy bars do you prefer? Reese's Peanutbutter Cups or Kit-Kats?(remember vote for kit-kats!lol)
Reese's Peanutbutter Cups
Yumtastic Kit-Kat bars mmmm
Did you vote for Kit-Kat Bars?
yeah of course, you asked me to!
yes because they're good.
no because I want to prove you wrong
Favorite Snack?
Potato Chips
Soda
Popcorn
Icecream
Chocolate
Candy
Have you ever weeed in the bathtub?
ALL THE TIME!
yeah, quite frequently
sometimes
rarely
no
EEWWWWW....
Favorite Simpson?
Homer
Marge
Bart
Lisa
Maggie
Grandpa
Santas Little Helper
The Snowball Kittens
That's right, what's the freakiest thing about Mr. Poll?
Blue, everywhere
Those blinking eyes
The UNCENSORED! box
How many Lord of the Rings polls there are
The name Mr Poll (new option)
What do you think George Bush did after he saw the Iraqi prisoner abuse tapes?
He put the mouse back in the house
Turkey slapped the computer
Went up Dick Cheney like a rat up a drainpipe
Jumped on the next plane to Iraq with a bottle of viagra
What do you think of Michael Jackson?
He could mind my children any day
I am Michael Jackson MUAHHAHA
I like little boys too
Is it true he went rushing into BOYZ 2 MEN coz he thought it was a daycare centre
Would you rather stand naked in front of 100,000 people you dont know or stand naked with a rude sign infront of ur reletives
I'd rather have 100,000 people see me naked
I'd rather have my relatives watch me naked with a rude sing
Would you prefer being eaten by a shark or being crushed to death by an elephant
I like the elephant one.
I'd prefer being eaten by a shark
If you were forced, would you listen to George Bush or John Kerry give a speech?
Bush
Kerry
I'd shoot myself first.
I'd listen to both. I love politics!
Would you rather have half the world hate you or have 50 million $$$
ill take the ca$h
The world can hate me for all I care.
MALES ONLY: Given the choice (assume a shower stall and a tub are available), which would you choose?
Shower, always
Shower, almost always
Shower, usually
About half-and-half
Tub, usually
Tub, almost always
Tub, always
Is a sunken shower with a drain you can plug an acceptable substitute for a tub?
Yes
No; I want a real bathtub
Irrelevant; I don't want a tub OR a substitute
When is it ok to vote?
When you're 18
When you're 2 AND a half
When the chocolate cake has been finished
How much do you hate polls?
They are totally hip
They rock a rocking chair sideways AND forwards
Wallumanically
I have a belly button
They're stupid, and I'm only doing this one because????
just......well/........no......you smell
When can I leave this poll, so I can eat my cake?
Never (mwa ha ha ha) (ha)
when I'm cool
Yesterday
Elephant
What sport do you play?
No comment
I have a green scarf
I am severely obese
I have paper clips
A baseball in the head hurts
What is your favorite colour?
I like.......people
Well, if Venus is 33 mm away from Mars, then no, aliens won't invade in the year 2006
Look, mum, I'm doing something!
Sparkles
Mate, I think I speak for all guys when I say that pink is just way to jazzy, sister!
Will I get married?
Do you have money?
If you're you, then you don't have a chance, but if you're not you, then you might be in for it
Pencil case
Today
Dog
Do you prefer your liver chopped or sliced?
I found a calculator
Chopstick
Howabachaowcolanishum
sliced, because....umm......you smell
Are you on the internet?
Who's asking
Maybe
No (I am a liar)
Yes, but I have a lung, so am I still on the internet?
What are you doing on the weekend?
Going to the toilet. (several times)
pizza tastes good with lamb
dog
muffin
Hungry tables
Mouse (he he)
Do you think the United States will have a female president by the year 2025?
I'm a man, Yes
I'm a woman, Yes
I'm a man, No
I'm a woman, No
I'm a man, I don't know
I'm a woman, I don't know
I'm a man, I don't live in the Unites States
I'm a woman, I don't live in the United States
All: Do you think the Unites States will have a non-caucasian president by the year 2025?
I'm a man, Yes
I'm a woman, Yes
I'm a man, No
I'm a woman, No
I'm a man, I don't know
I'm a woman, I don't know
I'm a man, I don't live in the Unites States
I'm a woman, I don't live in the Unites StatesI'm a man, Yes
I'm a woman, Yes
I'm a man, No
I'm a woman, No
I'm a man, I don't know
I'm a woman, I don't know
I'm a man, I don't live in the Unites States
I'm a woman, I don't live in the Unites States
Who is the most evil villian ever
Mr. Burns from the Simpsons
The Green Goblin from Spider Man
Hannibal Lector
Tony Montana from scarface
Magneto from the X-men
Lex Luthor
The Alien from Aliens
The German army from saving private ryan
Agent Smith from the matrix
Alonzo Harris from training day
The Terminator
Michael Corleone from The Godfather pt II
Travis Bickle from Taxi Driver
Tommy DeVito from Goodfellas
Santa Claws
What really is to blame for inflation at the pump?
OPEC
The SUV market
US oil cartels
The war in Iraq
Local gas stations
Who really is to blame for inflation at the pump?
George W. Bush
John Kerry
Saddam Hussein
Osama Bin Laden
Donald Rumsfeld
Did you changed your driving habits to save more gas ?
Yes
No
What is the best alternative for gasoline powered cars?
Electric Cars (GM EV1, ...)
Hybrid Cars (Prius, Insight ...)
Hydrogen Cars
Fuel Cell cars
Bicycles
Should Washington allow even more money to help develop a reliable car that will not need the foreign oil as energy?
Yes
Yes, we would not depend on these countries
No
No, lower taxes instead
Where do you find the best prices ?
Exxon
Gulf
Citgo
Mobil
Amoco
Shell
Texaco
Chevron
Getty
Conoco
Arco
Unocal
Fina
Irving
Sunoco
Marathon
BP
Prime
Hess
Coastal
Independent
Other
Chocolate or Bubble Gum?
Chocolate
Bubble Gum
Favorite video game console?
None
NES
SNES
N64
GameCube
PlayStation
PS2
Xbox
Other
McDonald's or Subway
McDonald's
Subway
What do you feel when you see someone who is tattooed or pierced?
Disgust
Fear
Uncertianty
Intrigue
Don't care
Jealousy
Why do you believe people get piercings/tattoos?
Because they like pain
Because they want to scare their parents
Because that is how they want to express themselves
How should I know?
Do think tattooing/ piercing makes a person look unprofessional?
No
Depends on the job
Depends on the tattoo/peircing
Yes
If you were an employer, would the body modifications of an individual affect whether they get the job?
They're a freak, so yes,obviously
No, not at all
Somewhat
If you don't have a tattoo/piercing, but want one...what is the biggest reason you don't have one?
Concerns about infections or health problems
Concerned about family members reaction
Job will not allow it
Lack of funds
Moral Reasons
Other
Which group of the following people are you most likely to associate with tattoos/piercings?
Bikers
Military
Criminals
Little old ladies
Teenagers
Anybody
"Femi-nazis"
Do you think that body modifications are simply a fad, or will the popularity continue to rise?
Yes, they are a fad
No, they will remain FOREVER
Body modification will always be around, though the type might change
Other
What do you think is the biggest issue that society has about body modification?
The health problems
The image,which is outside normal society
That body modification is disrespecting your body
Other
Whats your fav icecream flavour?
Chocolate
-Moon Mist
-Vanilla
-Bubblegum
-Cotton Candy
-Dinosaur Bones
-Hoofprints
Do you believe that the Holocaust happened?
No, the Jews just wanted more attention
Yes, If I were Hitler I would have killed them too!
Yes, everyone loves a barbeque!
No, it was an accident.
Please chooze-
Plain Potato
With Ruffles(Plain)
Extra Deep Ruffles(Plain)
Sour Cream and Onion
Cheddar and Sour Cream
Ranch
Doritos Nacho Cheese
Dorito Kooler Ranch
Fritos Corn Chips
Scoops Big Corn Chips
Chili Cheese Fritos
Chicago Style Baked Potato
Guacomole
Hot n Spicy Cheddar
WOW!
Baked Lays
Kettle Chips
Pringles
BBQ
Dill Pickle
Salt n Vinegar
Unsalted
Can you do the following things with your eyes?
Cross your eyes
Flip your eyelids inside out
Showing the whites of your eyes
Rolling your eyes in weird ways(rolling eyes in different directions, i.e. one eye looking up, one e
Wiggling or vibrating the eyes
Which of the following would you prefer to sit in for charity?
Baked beans
Mushy peas
Custard
Porridge
Rice pudding
Semolina
Gravy
Sweet and sour sauce
Cold cooked spaghetti
Tomatoes
Cheese sauce
Jam
Angel Delight
Which of them do you think would be most disgusting to sit in?
Baked beans
Mushy peas
Custard
Porridge
Rice pudding
Semolina
Gravy
Sweet and sour sauce
Cold cooked spaghetti
Tomatoes
Cheese sauce
Jam
Angel Delight
Which would be nicest to sit in?
Baked beans
Mushy peas
Custard
Porridge
Rice pudding
Semolina
Gravy
Sweet and sour sauce
Cold cooked spaghetti
Tomatoes
Cheese sauce
Jam
Angel Delight
Which would be the funniest to see someone sit in?
Baked beans
Mushy peas
Custard
Porridge
Rice pudding
Semolina
Gravy
Sweet and sour sauce
Cold cooked spaghetti
Tomatoes
Cheese sauce
Jam
Angel Delight
If you had to sit in a bath with one of these messy substances, would you prefer to sit in an empty bath and have the stuff poured over your head, filling the bath gradually, or sit in a bath full of the stuff to start with.
Bath empty at start, then filled gradually (I'm a girl)
Bath empty at start, then filled gradually (I'm a boy)
Bath full at start (I'm a girl)
Bath full at start (I'm a boy)
What would you wear in a bath of messy stuff?
Swimwear
Shorts and t-shirt
Fully clothed
no clothes no-one watching
no clothes some1 watching O_O
If you had to sit in a bath and have different messy things poured over you, would you rather be:
A human omlette - covered in eggs and milk
A human pizza - covered in tomatoes and cheese sauce
A human dessert - covered in jam and custard
A human breakfast - covered in beans and cold spaghetti
Which gender is more intelligent?
Male
Female
There are equal
Which is the physicaly stronger
Male
Female
There are equal
What kind of City/Town would you want to live in
metropolis full of people and tall buildings
A Roadside gas station town you find on highways when traveling
A small primitive village with grass and mud huts
A suburban town just 3 miles away from the major city
What style of cartoon do you like
American Slapstick (Simpsons, Southpark, Beavis and Butthead, Family guy)
Japanese Anime (DBZ, Yu yu Hakusho, Gundam, Inuyasha)
American Dry (King of the Hill, Rugrats, Doug)
Claymation (Wallace and Grommit, Gumbi, Davy and Goliath)
Computer Animated (Shrek, Final fantasy movie)
What Videogame Genres do you like
Adventure (Mario games, Crash Bandicoot, Spyro)
Shooters (007, Medal of Honor, Rainbow 6)
Action (Grand theft auto 3 and Vice City)
Fighting (Tekken, Soul Caliber, Super smash bros)
Strategy (Starcraft, Red Alert, Age of Empires, Civilization)
RPG (Final fantasy series)
Driving (Grand Turismo, Need for speed and Older GTA games)
Others (Pokemon, The Sims, Sim City
what art do you do? (any that apply)
sculpture
pottery/ ceramics
printmaking
graffiti
sewing
computer related art
gardening
cooking
feng-shui
drawing
painting
photography
rituals/dancing/ceremonies
video art
performance art
art history
poetry (written)
poetry (spoken) beatnik/mod
poetry (spoken) non-beatnik/mod
poetry (dark) non-spoken
poetry (dark) spoken
glass blowing
electronic, in some way (ie: neon signs, ...)
coffee preparation
punk art/dumpster diving art
recycled art
anarchy
folk art
zines, or other form of self-publication
basket weaving
candlemaking
knitting/crochet
bonsai
furnature or woodworking
metal work/ welding
What is your favorite board game?
Backgammon
Battleship
Boggle
Candyland
Checkers
Chess
Chinese Checkeres
Clue
Cranium
Dominoes
Dont Break the Ice
Life
Mah Jongg
Mindtrap
Monopoly
Mancala
Operation
Ouija
Outburst
Parcheesi
Payday
Reversi
Pictionary
Risk
Scrabble
Sorry
Stratego
Trivial Pursuit
Trouble
Twister
Upwords
Yahtzee
Whats your fav king of music?
Hard Rock
Rap
Pop
Country
R & B
Other
What is the Best Show?
ACCORDING TO JIM
ALIAS
AMEICAN IDOL
ANGEL
CHARMED
CHEERS
COLD CASE
CROSSING JORDON
CSI
CSI: Miami
DREW CAREY SHOW
8 SIMPLE RULES
ER
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
EVERWOOD
FEAR FACTOR
FRAISER
FRIENDS
GEORGE LOPEZ SHOW
GROUNDED FOR LIFE
HIGH SCHOOL REUNION
JACKASS
JAG
JAY LENO
JOAN OF ARCADIA
JUDGING AMY
KING OF THE HILL
KING OF QUEENS
KINGDOM HOSPITAL
LAS VEGAS
LAW& ORDER
LAW & ORDER: CI
LAW & ORDER: SVU
MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE
MASH
MY WIFE & KIDS
NAVY NCIS
NYPD BLUE
THE OC
ONE TREE HILL
THE PRACTICE
PUNK'D
QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY
SCRUBS
SEINFIELD
THE SIMPSONS
SMALLVILLE
STILL STANDING
SURVIVOR
THAT 70'S SHOW
24
TWO & A HALF MEN
THE WEST WING
WILL & GRACE
WITHOUT A TRACE
THE X-FILES
YES, DEAR
Lets begin with the simple descriptions, which applies to your stomach?
skinny
flat
potbelly
semi potbelly
fat
six pack
four pack
solid
soft
jelly-like
does your stomach hang over the front of your belt?
yes
no
is your navel or belly button a:
outy
inny
deep inny
shallow inny
I have none
round
oval
fuzzy
smoothe
large
small
high
low
other
Who do you think would do a better job at being a president?
G.W.Bush jr.
A pig
A ape
A monkey (its different from an ape!!!)
yours truly
no one (never thought of that one did ya?)
what would make you happy?
to be filthy rich
to be famous and respected by all
to be in love
to have anything i wanted
to have anyone i wanted
to be someone else
i'm already happy
if you could have your memory erased to have what you chose in question 1, would you?
hell yeah
probably
uh.. i dunno
no
probably not
Should feet be considered private parts?
yes, they're disgusting
yes
no
no, feet are beautiful
What weapon would you have if you had to use one within the future,now,and past
Machete
Chainsaw
Finger Knives
Butcher Knife
Dagger
Garden Hoe
Axe
No weapon
katana
Select all items that you enjoy in a salad.
Mushrooms
Lettuce
Salad Dressing
Tomatoes (any kind)
cucumbers
boild eggs
peperonis
crutons
bacon bits
chicken
ham
turkey
olives
grapes
cheese
onion
brocley
cauliflower
carrots
raisons
other
I hate salad.
Your favorite Hamburger chain ?
McDonald's
Wendy's
Burger King
Arby's
Hardees
Check all your favorite restaurants in the list:
Applebees
Arby's
A & W
Baskin Robins
Bennigan's
Bickford's
Big Boy
Bob Evans
Bonanza
Boston Market
Bugaboo Creek
Burger King
Chili's
Dairy Queen
Denny's
Dunkin' Donuts
D'Angelos
Domino's Pizza
East Side Mario's
Friendly's
Ground Round
Hardees
Hooters
Howard Johnson
IHOP
Jack in the Box
KFC
Krispy Kreme
Little Caesar's
LongHorn Steakhouse
McDonald's
Ninety-Nine
Olive Garden
Outback Steakhouse
Papa Gino's
Papa John's
Perkins
Pizza Hut
Ponderosa
Popeyes
Red Lobster
Roy Rogers
Sbarro
Sizzler
Steak & Ale
Subway
Sonic Drive-In
Taco Bell
TCBY
T.G.I. Friday's
Tim Hortons
Uno's Grill & Bar
Wendy's
What do you like to eat better?
Cookies
Pie
Ice Cream
French Fries
Pasta
Pizza
Hot dogs
Which is worse?
brussel sprouts
broccoli
which is worse
To die young
To have the one you love die young
If you could spend one day any where in the world where would it be.
Hawaii
Florida
China
Japan
UK
France
Egypt
Russia
California
Check all the bands/singers you like
Blink 182
NOFX
Brittany Spears
The Vines
Joss Stone
DMX
The Ataris
The Darkness
Christina Agularia (dont know if spelled right)
Hillary Duff
Down by Law
Deftones
Ozzy
Coal Chamber
CKY
Biohazard
HIM
Story of the Year
Andrew WK
Rascal Flats
The Rolling Stones
Alice Cooper
Alice in Chains
Theory of A Dead Man
Good Charlotte
Trapt
Billy Talent
Sex Pistols
Nelly
Eminem
the White Stripes
Nirvana
Pearl Jam
Hole
Offspring
Avril Lavigne (dont know if spelled right)
Three Doors Down
Linkin Park
All American Rejects
Simple Plan
Dead Kennedys
Faith Hill
Hansons
Chingy
Distillers
Rancid
None of the Above
Where are you ticklish? (Check all that apply)
Neck
Underarms/Armpits
Sides
Stomach
Knees and thighs
Backs of legs
Feet
ankles
What kind of beer do you like? (if you drink beer)
Carona
Bush
Coors
Budweiser
Rolling Rock
Sam Adams (Light or Otherwise)
Molson
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Honey Brown
Guinness
Bass
What is your favorite section of the Grocery Store
Candy/Cereal
Produce
Deli
Butcher
Dairy
Organic/Health
Canned Foods
Pastas/Grain
Ethnic
Seasonal
First Aid/Hygene
Frozen
Bakery
Cake time...
Chocolate Cake with Chocolate Frosting
Chocolate Cake with White Frosting
White Cake with Chocolate Frosting
White Cake with White Frosting
Swirl Cake with Chocolate Frosting
Swirl Cake with White Frosting
What would you be out of the Following peoples of Middle-Earth?
Hobbit
Elf (Rivendell)
Elf (Lothlorien)
Dwarf
Man (Rohan)
Man (Gondor)
What would you do if Janett Jackson married Justin Timberlake?
Scream
Yell
Die
Ignore their stupidity
Hate them forever
Wonder what theri kids would look like
Laugh yourself to death
Cry yourself to death
What would you do if a semi truck hit your dog.
Sue the driver
Laugh (you evil person)
Cry yourself to sleep for a month
Get a new one
I have a dog?
Bake the driver a cake
Blackmail the driver
Marry the driver
What would you do if President Bush lost the election?
Cry for joy
Move to Iraq
Oh well, theirs always next election
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
To engrossed for words
Hmmm
Theirs an election including Bush?
Bush is our President?
Yes!
Smile with glee
What would you do if you got murdered
Press charges
I'm dead, what can I do
Rise from the dead and THEN press charges
Cry
Smile
Yes!
Make shure your not buried in a pink cofin
This poll was created on 2004-07-16 04:28:33 by d00d