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How much do you love our king?

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Let's face it. This isn't a democracy any more. We Republicans have assumed control. So tell us how much you love King Bush.

I love Bush more than...

33% (1) my own children
33% (1) myself
33% (1) Jesus

3 voters have answered this question.

If I had a chance, I would. . .

66% (2) give Bush a big old smooch on the lips.
0% (0) give Bush a big old smooch on his tuckus.
33% (1) sell my children to the Bush army.

3 voters have answered this question.

I like Bush more than ever before because. . .

33% (1) he has shown me the meaning of the word Christian.
66% (2) I hate myself.

3 voters have answered this question.

I like to think of myself as. . .

0% (0) a sycophant.
33% (1) a right-thinking, conservative Christian.
66% (2) a talking ape.

3 voters have answered this question.

I will do. . .

66% (2) whatever the Republicans tell me to do.
33% (1) whatever the Republicans tell me to do.

3 voters have answered this question.

If I could give up one body part, it would be. . .

0% (0) my brain.
66% (2) my reproductive organs.
33% (1) both of the above (I cannot count to one).

3 voters have answered this question.

Thanks for your unending devotion to King Bush!

33% (1) You're welcome.
33% (1) Your welcome.
33% (1) Allah be praised!

3 voters have answered this question.

This poll was created on 2005-05-26 06:53:48 by Dick Cheney
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