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How much do you love our king?

Let's face it. This isn't a democracy any more. We Republicans have assumed control. So tell us how much you love King Bush.
I love Bush more than...
my own children
myself
Jesus
If I had a chance, I would. . .
give Bush a big old smooch on the lips.
give Bush a big old smooch on his tuckus.
sell my children to the Bush army.
I like Bush more than ever before because. . .
he has shown me the meaning of the word Christian.
I hate myself.
I like to think of myself as. . .
a sycophant.
a right-thinking, conservative Christian.
a talking ape.
I will do. . .
whatever the Republicans tell me to do.
whatever the Republicans tell me to do.
If I could give up one body part, it would be. . .
my brain.
my reproductive organs.
both of the above (I cannot count to one).
Thanks for your unending devotion to King Bush!
You're welcome.
Your welcome.
Allah be praised!
This poll was created on 2005-05-26 06:53:48 by Dick Cheney