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the Meaning Of Life, and other assorted topics

Hello. This is God speaking. Yes, I know, you didn't expect God to be the host of this poll. Well I am, so there.
Right, first off, an easy question. Do you believe in God?
Of course.
Nope.
No, I'm a satanist and believe in the gothic powers of the 'Dark Lord'.
Why do bad things happen to good people?
God doesn't have time to deal with everyone's problems.
There must be some evil in this world,or else we would not know what is good.
I'm a satanist and believe the Dark Lord punishes all those not under his power.
Who is God?
God has no shape or form, he only exists.
God is the spirits of everyone who has ever lived.
God is the wind, the sea, the moon and the stars.
Gandalf.
Did you know that the world is not actually flat, it is instead a sphere?
Yes, I read about it in an atlas once.
If I didn't know it before I know it now.
Don't know, I can't understand the question.
And, finally, what is the 'Meaning Of Life'?
To be happy in everything you do.
To suceed.
There is no meaning in life, we are only on Earth a short while before we die.
To get Gandalf's autograph.
What did you think of this exciting and varied poll?
It was exciting and varied.
Gripping.
This poll <i>is</i> the meaning of life.
I liked it.
None of the above.
This poll was created on 2003-01-20 12:56:49 by greyshark7