War and peace
Peace sucks, come on now! We've been having damn hippies tell us for 30 years to "make love not war." It's time for our generation to do what the hippies told us to do: don't trust anyone over 30! Now that they're pushing 60 we can give war a chance! See? I'm being "progressive!" There's even an ARMY recruting ad banner right now! So lets make war
Why?
Necessary war is okay. However, you seem to be advocating war for it's own sake. I'll have to disagree with that one.
I advocate world peace under one banner.
Make war not love. ARMAGEDDON!