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Temperature taken rectally (through the butt)

Thermometer In My Butt!!

Posted by ali <3 on 2009-08-19 21:56:48

Woah woah woah....im sorry but someone got on here and seriously effed with my account. None of these postings are true......and are kind of disgusting....why would you talk about this kind of stuff online?!?!?!?!?! Almost every post made on this accout was not by me and will be deleted. Sorry for the confusion.

Posted by afgec214 on 2017-01-20 19:57:06

I was in 5th grade. I had to stay home because I had a bad fever. So my mom also stayed home.

Here is where things got interesting.

She told me she couldn't trust me not to bite the thermometer.

My sister and dad were out of town. Mom said I might hurt myself taking an oral temperature, so she rolled me over, pulled down my pajamas, and inserted a thermometer in my butt.

Imagine laying bare-$%!@ naked for 5 minutes with a glass stick poking out of your rear.