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Boys humiliated by girls

cant you picture this?

Posted by Billy5 on 2009-08-09 06:35:43

thought i'd share some of the images painted in my mind from witnessing all the childish drama that has been going on in this poll thru the year ->

BoyPower really could be like this for the rest of his life! cant you see him at like 60 yrs old, still coming to the misterpoll site posting things like "where is that evil kitty!? she must be stopped i tell you!! i am here to defend the weak and uphold justice where justice is no more!!! I will destroy her!!!" seriously, BP and the shadowy "Toa Constrictor" sound like a fu.ckin Dog Wonder, Batman, or Superfriends cartoon!!

in BoyPower's vision, he wears a mask and a cape surrounding a skin tight outfit the color of various 'fruit loops' (-> cereal) with a BP logo on his chest. instead of the token lightning bolt running thru the logo, there is an illustration of an erection in its place (an ideal that he could never uphold but symbolizes the backbone of his hero alias BoyPower and encompasses the life-affirming vision he strives for). not to forget he carries a tightly strapped utility belt which holds his wedgie in place and includes several canisters of humiliation repellant, a few pouches full of catnip bait & kitty poison, a power-ring that creates a a sissy-slave-bitch scenario protection force-field, a pouch of viagra pills & a few trojans (just in case), & a pair of swiss army knife scissors to cut him free of any unwanted 'bondage' entrapments from all the Evil Kitties sent out by head Kitty Cheetah from The Legion Of Doom.

his sidekick, Toa, in his fantasy is Wonder Woman, wearing her breastplated corset, tight blue bottoms w/ star patterns, red shiny go-go boots, silver wrist-plates, and not to forget the most important fashion accessory, the tiara w/ a red star on it. (wow, i think i just gave him another halloween costume idea!!)

in his mind, the imaginary battle against his nemesis Evil Kitty looks something like this, with him on the bottom...lol

in their often quoted misterpoll words: "we allies have returned to defeat you!!!"

malachi, since you havent been here as long you gotta understand BP's been trolling this same poll for like 2 yrs and has had 20+ usernames b/c of all the times he's been banned & blocked. i wasnt here back then either, but i've read a lot of the older posts from a few users, esp 'meangirl' and it's so funny seeing an entire previous generation of users dealing with the exact same issues & personality. this superhero fantasy really suits him, or should i say 'them'.

Posted by Evil Kitty on 2009-08-09 07:20:03

This Boy Power Troll is something else...he's really been here for 2 years? Wow. sad.

Posted by Billy5 on 2009-08-09 07:46:02

yep... i think this visual charicature represents 1 side of him - the side of his inner world - his greatest dreams, while the other side, Alex boy, portrays more-or-less his literal physical reality in coping with the outer world and the treatment he receives from that difficult relationship.

Posted by Billy5 on 2009-08-09 21:19:13

hahaha, well it was BP's words and actions, as well as yours, that inspired the vision :^)

Posted by Billy5 on 2009-08-09 23:47:45

yes, i know EXACTLY what you've said, but your 'heroic' intentions to destroy and defeat evil kitty as you put it, sounds very cartoonish. so your desires for being a princess combined with this = Wonder Woman to the T. she was a like princess in RL and her costume reflected that w/ the tiara. common, toa - you know she is your alter-ego!! LMAO!!