User: SUZI_F

in the message boards? They get censored to death, and then flagged after they've been printed!

Being a parent not a fetishist, I think you should have left options for fewer spanks/strokes of cane etc. No one except a borderline-psycho would inflict 50-100 beatings on a 5 year old after all! And "forced to hold urine and faeces" - that would be counterproductive, wouldn't it, as constipation and intestinal auto-intoxication are influences on aberrant child behavior at certain ages! I do give soap sticks "as punishment", though NOT EXPLICITLY as punishment, but rather for the reason in the previous paragraph.

List of songs that could be associated with potty training an un-cooperative child - and with the constipation that results:

1. Doin' the Doo - Betty Boo (obvious)/ 2. Do Baby Do (Burnette Brothers)/3. Hasta Mana (Abba) - sounds like it could be about constipation just because of that long pause after the words "I can't do"/ 3. Big Jumps (Emiliana Torrini) - sounds lavatorial when she alters the last chorus to "go on, do some big jumps", as if the last word were a combination of big lumps' andbig jobbies'/ 4. Piggy In The Middle (Rutles) - it's nursery-rhyme-based and the chorus ends with the words "do a pooh pooh"/ 5. Thoughtforms (Lush) - just because of the scat vocal (!) bit which goes `do-a-loo, a doo-doo'/ 6. Mr Green Genes (Frank Zappa) - very lavatorial sounding because of the bit that goes "eat a grape, a fig...you'll pump 'em right through, dooey-doo"/ 7. The Patriot's Dream (Gordon Lightfoot) - sounds lavatorial because of his accent, the chorus in the quiet bit sounds like "he tried to do a dooey"/ 8. I Need It (Johnny Guitar Watson) - just because in one of the choruses he ad-libs "I need it, girl I need it...pooh-pooh-la-la!"/ 9. Caca Boom (Ian Dury) - if the title/chorus isn't enough, it ends with "go toilet, quick quick quick"/ 10. Look At The Animals (Jethro Tull) - every animal in the lyric seems to be doing a doodoo/ 11. Broken Hearts Are For $%!@ (Frank Zappa) - forget most of the lyrics, the last part can sound like a parent threatening a kid with a suppository or enema/ 12. I'll Do Ya (Whale) - forget the verses, just the chorus sounds like a mother threatening a kid with a suppository because s/he spent too long on the potty without actually doing/ 13. The Ilinois Enema Bandit (Frank Zappa) - again, omit most of the lyrics and it can be a song to threaten your kids when they're holding back on the potty/ 14. All Your Sisters (Mazzy Star) - again, the chorus sounds like a mother threatening a constipated child with a suppository: "I'm gonna put something in you."/ 15. Lost In Myself (Breath Of Life) - again scat-vocals in more ways than one, when the "who's doing this?" chorus turns into "dooey-doos-dooey"/ 16. Aloyisius (Cocteau Twins) - th chorus sounds like it contains the words "suppository" and "pooh"/ 17. Come On Michael (Labi Sifre) - never mind the name, the chorus goes "push a little harder, try a little more, get your feet on the floor". Lavatorial or what?/ 18. Theusz Hamtahk (Magma) - when the chorus starts chanting the title over and over again, it sounds like someone potty training a duck - it sounds like they're saying "do some, duck, do some duck-doos!"/ 19. A Little Bit Of Soap (Showaddywaddy) - omit most of the lyrics and it could be a song about a homemade suppository/ 20+ anything by DoKaka (the Japanese beatboxer, not the laxative!) - also all the other songs with "doo-doo"/"dooey" vocals: certain items by Danielle Dax and Simon & Garfunkel spring to mind.

which is more extensive It's at www.misterpoll.com/polls/289747

Why is this spanking necessary - does the mother order it because in her opinion her daughter should be out of diapers by now? And if she's that kind of mother I wonder what she does when the girl gets constipated...