User: qq3102

i did exactly what i said ill do to my bro, he was cryin at the stench of my manly pits. anyways, stories. ya i have a few. like yesterday, i had joe over and chris had austin over. chris came up with a bet for everyone, he said "ok men, who ever can do the least amount of push ups out of the four of us, has to lick every ones sox on there feet, and has to rub his face in everyones pits, yo uhav eto get all there pit sweat all over yur face, then you have to lick them, everyone agree?" we all ofcoarse did. then austin said "oh and whoever can do the most gets to fart on the one who did the least as long as they can" well chris did the most, him being the oldest and prob strongest, hes 25 now. i did the 2nd most, i think it was 42, chris got 47. then austin did 39, and joe only did 34. chris just said "sweet, well get prepared to smell the gas from my a$$, haha" i kno how bad chris' farts r, there the worst ive ever smelled, i just feel bad for joe now. then joe is like "$%!@, oh $%!@, chris you bastard for makin this dan bet up, you just a bastard" i even had to laugh at tht but chris couldnt even stand he was laughin so hard. i just sat on the couch and crossed my legs on the foot rest. "well (srry, have to finish later cuz my bro is comin to annoy me or sumthin lol)

no, i switched my sox, aobut a week ago, there dark brown now. still smell bad, anyways, just torturin my bro any way possible. one day, it was so funny, tim jacked off on his face, then paul did and they both cumed alover him, i literally couldnt stop laughing. i dont even think chris knows lol ya, anyways its 5:30 AM here and affter the message im gunna wake up my bro, he doesnt need to wake up for another 2 and a half hours haha, ill just kneel down then bam, si on his face, and then start punchin him in the rib cage for like 20 min. then finally go bare a$$ and really rip in his muoth and nose, lol. then ill use him as a deoderant stick and rub his face all over my sweet sweet, pits. gunna be epic, anyways ill tell you what happens. so have you been pullin any real great pranks on urs or got any good stories? ya well i hve to go now, have fun at auto.

the name explains it all

i love farting and trust me my farts are deadly. i can fart on command, and i love it. my favorite gam eto play is fart on my little brothers pillow so i can hear him scream at the stench that stays in the pillow for a week. hes 11 and im 17

dude, i kno i havent been on this site for weeks, but thats cuz i never had time to go on, im always at someones house, or now school. bein a sr is awsome btw. ya dude, if you want we can still chat but im not gunna be on as much to reply to u. anyways talk to you later maybe (and dont worry i still torture my bro a crap load)