User: problemchild

In case you haven't noticed, it should be obvious by now that problemchild and deepdarkdesire...are the same person!

Sorry, people--I've been keeping you in the dark for too long now, and have been waiting for the right opportunity to come clean on this.

Oh, and another thing: I think I am tiring of this, keeping two secret identities, especially when some of my polls (and posts) are of the 'edgy' variety, and not necessarily wanting to go to the trouble of deleting them all. I wouldn't want something I say online to one day come back and "bite me in the a$$", if you know what I mean. I'm thinking of abandoning this thing, in favor of just one account, which I will make 'cleaner'. Which brings to mind a question that's been on my mind lately:

How do I delete an account? I've tried to look for some info on the FAQs, but I can't seem to find anything to help. Something tells me that you can't. Once you sign up for an account, you're stuck with it...unless you simply stop using it and let it drop.

I made a separate poll based on this very message thread:

"How to Spank Miley" It can be found here-- www.misterpoll.com/polls/345525

This poll will be taken down soon, in favor of the above.

Okay, I guess things kind of got out of hand there for a bit. I guess you guys have figured out by now that "I'll spank anything!" If it's young, hot, famous, female and breathing, I want it! I suppose I could use some help or therapy, or something. But in the meantime, I just want to mention two more. I promise these will be the last ones; they are among the finest, in my opinion:

Alicia Silverstone Amanda Bynes

If I could just have those two young, fine thangs, then I can die a happy pollmaker!

You missed two glaring ommissions:
1. Evan Rachel Wood, because she's blonde! 2. Alexis Bledel, because she's not!

Rachel Hurd-Wood is okay, but even better--Evan Rachel Wood! And as long as we're on the topic of neglected stars...how about Alexis Bledel!!