User: Kameleon

Great Parchissi! SPEEDO RULES!

"Dorkshorts"..... that's a GREAT word to use! THANKS JONGEN! You can NOT loose a speedo by diving into a pool with them, unless you are someone who wears 'um too big!

Speaking of which, I remember back in middle school, a classmate slipped in the shower, fell on his back, and was sliding ON HIS BACK towards the center drainage naked. EVERYONE laughed!

I live in a place where you can go to the beach any time over 350 days out of the year. Maybe at times, the 15 days of the year would be raining very hard. Just sun and surf. Even on Christmas Day!

While boogie boarding with friends as well pipo boarding, we do have high wave action during the latter part of summer. And when the wave comes crashing down on you, depending if you are getting the board, or you wipe out, well, the waves will yank your board shorts off! And if you are like ONE of my friends who DOES go "commando", well..... FREE SHOW! HA! HA!

Other friends does have their boardies yanked down by the waves. And you get pockets full of sand if you have pockets, and that will add more weight to your wet swim trunks, causing to fall even more! That happened to other friends as well..... At least their "tighty whities" saves them from COMPLETE embarrassment! Or their boxers..... Silly concept.....

That is why I wear my boardies sized to fit me, and I have my friends use babies safety pins to tighten their trunks, and I go one step further. I wear speedos under my boardies, or I just use my speedos at the beach, depending on WHO I am with. And GUYS! Girls DO get TURNED ON WITH you wearing speedos! MY Gal DOES!

In fact a few of my friends LOVE the idea as using speedos AS UNDIES, that a few of them does NOW.

I am the elite few who DO wear speedos as my undies. I live in a tropical climate, and it DOES get hot all through the year except December - January during our rainy season. So cotton would stick to your A$$, and you would get a wedgie just by sitting down on a chair, then getting up with cotton briefs! It gets so HUMID here. So I wore speedos on a trip to Japan when I was 11. And after that, I wore it as my undies. It kept my things in place very well, and after that, I bought more. I am 16 now, and will never go back to cotton briefs.

I also have made in Germany Kiddys brand low cut, no fly briefs. I hated fly openings anyway! All black polyester. But speedos holds everything in better than those briefs.

I did make a poll about "Speedos AS Undies", but deleted it a while ago, because there were fewer and fewer people taking that poll while it was getting lost down the line in "Behind Closed Doors". Many people across the America and some Europeans wrote in my post, and we all seem to have a common ground on WHY we wore speedos as undies unstead of regular cotton briefs. It CONTROLS your boners VERY WELL!!! Boxers would NOT hold it! Would wang out for the world to see! Cotton would not dry as fast as speedos when you sweat.

Someone wrote a post in one of my past polls that was really hilarious, although I don't 100% agree. He wrote: "Boxers are for guys with small dI.cks!"