User: Donald Dumpsfiels

What about girls who have learned to releave standing up? Say the chick is drunkish and decides to go into the gents at a bar or concert and for shock value do it in the urinal while standing and facing it? What about the guy standing next to her? What if ten girls do it at the same time? What if twenty girls change at a pool in the men's and go nekkid to the urinals and then shower before putting on their cozzies?

First time was when I was in the Fort Knox hospital. I was 12 and had stay overnight. The only pj's they had were girls. I wear girl's stuff because it works better or is more comfortable not to be a freak.

His veep choice, Palin, is another winner. She was asked what her duties as vp would be and even though it involves only casting a vote in order to break a tie and replacing the President she did not know. I get the impression talking to her is like when Howard Stern would ask questions of a stripper about current events. I wish Comedy Central would get Howard Stern to ask her questions.

But wait, there is more, as they say on television. Rumor has it that Rove met with the pm of Georgia to get him to attack Ossettia and Abkhasia. Puttin then launched an attack on Georgia because the two regions had people with Russian passports. This gave McCain an advantage with voters who have no understanding of anything. In other words the Bush administration got votes for McCain at the expense of the destruction of homes and thousands of lives. Just like the old days when McCain set his ship on fire for fun.

McCain has what the people want. Low grades at the Academy, worse piloting skills than Bush jr.(He made his plane backfire while in line on a carrier and started a fire that killed 168 sailors.), He gave more than name, rank, and number, divorced his wife because she was in a hospital because of a traffic accident, was involved in the Keating bank scandal, and cannot tell a Sunni from a Shiite. Fans of the classic movie, "Manchurian Candidate" will be happy to know that McCain had a Russian interrogate him in North Viet Nam. Obama went the same church for many years which means he is a Muslim. His wife is a hospital administrator which means he might be able to straighten out health costs which is another negative. As Obama made good grades at Harvard Law we won't have a constant supply of knee slapper from him battling the English language. Worse is that he is not a Fundie Christian who believes in the Fred Flintstone theory of Creationism. As for Iraq McCaine knows Cindy and her rack. As one who traveled from Pakistan to Iran which involved going across a one hundred mile no man's land I would like to know how I could have found the wormhole which would permit going to Iraq from Pakistan. NASA would like to, also. Vote McCaine cause he is dumber than Bush.