Mister Poll: Not quite Life or Death, still...

Hi! Me again! This time I want to know what people would do in the situations below... An extended what if sort of deal. By the way, this is just for FUN! F.U.N. don't take it too seriously! Enjoy! TLM

You're sitting at the dinner table with your in-laws/lovers/parents/etc. and you feel something feeling it's way up your leg. What do you do?

Assume it's your wife/lovers foot and smile

Look under the table to see what it is,then hit it

Make a small groaning sound, and stomp it to death

Get excited and immediately pass wind, loudly

Smile at everyone, then silently freak out

I have no in-laws

I have no legs

I refuse to answer your ridiculous questions!

Say Y2K happened the way most people thought it would, and you're stuck in your house all the food is gone and all you're left with is a few household items. My question is: (To keep yourself from starving) What would you eat first?

Your Partner/Anyone you lived with

The dust from the vacuum cleaner bag

Your computer (You won't need it)

Yourself (Survivor Type anyone?)

One can of cat food (The fish and then some kind)

The Cat

I'm a level 5 Vegan

These questions are absurd, I won't answer them!

Seven circus midgets confront you in the street and ask you if you've happened upon Snow White recently You:

Go into convulsions due to repressed childhood memories

Start laughing and look for hidden cameras

Politely say no, then feel lucky to have met such wonderful people

Politely say no, then commit yourself in the nearest sanitarium

Say yes and show them to the nearest library

Kidnap them all and hold them for ransom

Now your questions are distasteful as well!

You meet an old man who (for no apparent reason) offers to swap you his walking stick for your jacket. You:

Accept his offer seeing as you respect your elders

Decline the offer as you have four sticks already

Accept, then beat him down with the stick

Take the stick and do something "unsavoury"with it

Pretend not to have heard him and walk away

Laugh loudly hoping to insult the geezer

Your questions sicken me!

For the sake of science (read: space-filling)

Do not press this button

You find a poll that begins asking stupid "what-if" questions, You:

Answer each one as truthfully as possible

Lie your *** off (BUSTED!)

Select stupid answers, trying to be funny

Create another poll to spite it

Make small groaning noises in a fit of ecstasy

You and your poll can go to hell!!! Blasphemer!!!

A small spot of self-advertising: Have you tried the "The size that counts" poll?

Yes

No (Do so IMMEDIATELY!)

P.O.L.L.? What the...?

I've had it with you and your poll! I'm going home

I know I've dragged it on (thank you for coming this far) but this time I want some feedback OK? the address is just below this. So, last question, will you give me some feedback?

Yes(I would love to)

No (screw you, buddy)

Yes but it will include obscenities,large and many

No but Ill give you the finger next time I see you

Enough with the friggin questions already, fool

This poll was created on 2002-10-14 02:14:06 by The Laughing Man