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Conservative Idiot Poll

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We all know Bush supporters and folks who actually take Fox News and conservative AM hate-jock radio seriously are idiots, seemingly incapable of recognizing a strawman argument, false causalities, various logical fallacies, and lack any and all critical thinking abilities. Here's your chance to gauge exactly where and how these idiots rank in terms of their amazing stupidity.

Cancervative idiots are...

0% (0) More stupid than nuts
0% (0) More nuts than stupid

0 voters have answered this question.

Cancervative cretins love their AM hate-jock radio. Who is the biggest cancervative idiot hate-jock on the AM dial?

0% (0) Lush Limpballs
100% (1) Sean Hannity
0% (0) Glenn Beck
0% (0) Michael Weiner (aka Michael Savage)
0% (0) Laura Ingraham

1 voters have answered this question.

Cancervative idiots love Fox News. Who is the biggest bag of gas cancervative cretin on Fox?

0% (0) Sean Hannity
0% (0) John Gibson
0% (0) ED(iot) Hill
100% (1) Bill O'Reilly
0% (0) Neil Cavuto

1 voters have answered this question.

Cancervative idiots love to make Bill Clinton a scapegoat for everything while absolving themselves for any accountability when things go wrong. What is the worst example of Clinton blaming by cancervative cretins?

0% (0) Blaming Clinton for the 2001 recession
0% (0) Blaming Clinton for 911
0% (0) Blaming Clinton for high gas prices
100% (1) Blaming Clinton for the Bush deficit

1 voters have answered this question.

Cancervative idiots love to make stupid policy to appease the religious right to keep those evangelical campaign dollars flowing. Stem cell research holds the potential to cure many dreaded diseases. Bush, in his only veto banned federal funding for research on stem cells taken from fertility clinics, even though those fertilized eggs will be discarded as medical waste. This decision is

0% (0) stupid
0% (0) incredibly stupid
0% (0) amazingly incredibly stupid
0% (0) jaw droppingly amazingly incredibly stupid
0% (0) jaw droppingly amazingly incredibly stupid
100% (1) stupid and despicable in the extreme

1 voters have answered this question.

Brainless bobblehead cancervative cretins love their pointless dopey catch-phrases. What is the most embarrassingly stupid catch phrase cancervatives love to parrot?

0% (0) War on Terror(c)
0% (0) War on Christmas(c)
0% (0) Culture of Life(c)
0% (0) Fight them there so we don't fight them here(c)
100% (1) Islamo-fascist(c)

1 voters have answered this question.

Ann Coulter is

0% (0) a man
0% (0) a woman
100% (1) Iggy Pop wearing a black cocktail waitress dress

1 voters have answered this question.

Terrorism is the best thing to ever happen to the GOP. Cancervative idiots love to exploit terrorism for political capital to further their agenda. What is the most unethical way cancervatives have exploited terrorism and 911?

0% (0) Scare the AM hate-jock crowd into voting for them
0% (0) Invade Iraq to further Neocon nation building scheme
0% (0) Expand presidential power with fascist aims
100% (1) Destroy American's constitutional privacy rights

1 voters have answered this question.

This poll was created on 2006-09-13 22:23:45 by BushIsOurRuination