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It happens. It's natural. But how do you feel about it?
Which is worse?
Someone smelling you
Someone hearing you
Both suck
Both are no big deal
Have you learned to muffle your farts?
Yes
No, never tried
No, never knew that was possible
No, can't
Have you ever had a sneaky fart? One that pops out when you sneeze, cough, or laugh?
Yes
No
Not sure
Have you ever had a poopy fart? One that you thought was just a fart but turned out to be poop?
Yes
No
If you do muffle your farts, do you muffle them all the time?
Yes
No, never
Sometimes
Do you ever try to make your farts louder or fart on purpose?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Ever light your farts?
Yes
No
Which people have you ever farted around and they heard or smelt you and knew it was you?
Strangers
Boss/Teacher
Co-workers/Other students
Boyfriend or Girlfriend
Friends
Parents, Grandparents, Uncles, Aunts...
Siblings, Cousins
Children
Do you dislike the initial fart when you have to use the toilet?
Yes, all the time
Only if there are other people in the bathroom
Nope
Which people from the following list would be the people you would never ever want to fart in front of?
Strangers
Boss/Teacher
Co-workers/Other students
Boyfriend or Girlfriend
Friends
Parents, Grandparents, Uncles, Aunts...
Siblings, Cousins
Children
If you could only pick one person to never fart in front of for the rest of their life, who would you pick?
Strangers
Boss/Teacher
Co-workers/Other students
Boyfriend or Girlfriend
Friends
Parents, Grandparents, Uncles, Aunts...
Siblings, Cousins
Children
Have you ever purposely sat on someone when you felt a fart coming on?
Yes
No
Maybe, sounds like something I'd do while drunk and forget about.
Do you think that if cows fart too much it will wreck the ozone layer?
Yes
No
Maybe
If cow farting did in fact wreck the ozone layer-- what would be the next logical step?
Eat more beef so more cows die
Stop eating beef and milk so the demand for cows is low and there are less cows in the world
Kill as many cows as you can right off the bat
Genetically engineer a new cow that won't fart
Promote the end of Hinduism: if cows aren't revered..killing is not a problem
Promote the end of Vegetarianism and PETA: killing cows is not a prob.
Explore ways of reducing other things that will destroy the ozone
Do nothing
This poll was created on 2002-05-09 17:16:24 by spiderwoman_xxx