Martha Stewart
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I can't help it, I'm fascinated by the woman--it's kind of like driving past a car accident, you don't want to watch but you can't look away.
Do you watch Martha Stewart on TV?
| 100% (1) | Yes, I never miss it! | |
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| 0% (0) | Yes, if I happen to catch it. | |
| 0% (0) | Yes, but only if there's nothing better on. | |
| 0% (0) | Yes, but only if I can't find the remote and am physically unable to get up off the couch and change | |
| 0% (0) | No, I'd rather swallow my tongue. | |
| 0% (0) | No, I'd rather gouge my eyes out. | |
| 0% (0) | No, she scares the poop out of me. | |
| 0% (0) | No, I don't watch girly crap like that. |
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Have you ever tried to duplicate any of the projects/crafts/etc. that Martha does on her show?
| 100% (1) | Yes, and everything comes out perfectly! | |
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| 0% (0) | Yes, but it never comes out as good as it does for her. | |
| 0% (0) | Yes, and I hate her for lying and pretending it's easy. | |
| 0% (0) | No, I am afraid if I tried and messed up she'd come to my house and bite my nose off. | |
| 0% (0) | No, because I hate her. | |
| 0% (0) | No, I don't do girly crap like that. |
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Where do you think Martha Stewart came from?
| 100% (1) | Connecticut | |
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| 0% (0) | Hell | |
| 0% (0) | Outer Space | |
| 0% (0) | She is a genetically engineered human/reptilian monster hybrid |
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Which is scarier, Martha Stewart or a clown?
| 0% (0) | Martha | |
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| 100% (1) | The Clown |
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Do you think Martha Stewart is evil?
| 100% (1) | yes | |
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| 0% (0) | no |
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If you answered yes, why do you think she is evil?
| 100% (1) | She promotes a standard of living that anyone without tons of money and multiple | |
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| 0% (0) | She has a scary, clown-like smile. | |
| 0% (0) | I suspect that at night she changes into a reptilian monster in search of blood | |
| 100% (1) | I don't know why, I just do. | |
| 0% (0) | Because I can't ever do any of her stupid projects right. | |
| 0% (0) | Because she says that raising chickens in your backyard is easy and fun. | |
| 0% (0) | Because one day I was in Connecticut, and she attacked me and bit my butt. |
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If you answered NO, why don't you think she is evil?
| 0% (0) | She is cultured and classy, and I want to be just like her. | |
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| 0% (0) | She helps people without taste become gracious and stylish. | |
| 100% (1) | She is creative and has wonderful ideas. | |
| 0% (0) | I work for her and if I didn't check yes she'd suck out my eyeballs. | |
| 0% (0) | I love to raise chickens in my backyard--it's easy and fun! | |
| 0% (0) | Because I am Martha Stewart, and if you don't watch it I'll suck out your eyes |
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What topics would you like Martha to cover in some of her next shows?
| 0% (0) | How to steam-clean your oriental lily collection. | |
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| 0% (0) | How to collect the cat hair in your house and spin it into lovely, unique yarn. | |
| 0% (0) | How to use gold-leaf to decorate your pop tab collection. | |
| 0% (0) | How to get the stink out of skunks. | |
| 100% (1) | Clown college--it's a good thing. | |
| 0% (0) | More raising chickens in your backyard: beheading a chicken in 143 easy steps | |
| 0% (0) | Rosie and me: she won't leave Kelly because I don't like decoupage | |
| 0% (0) | Fake plants: beautiful and easy to care for, or totally white trash? |
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This poll was created on 2002-05-13 06:18:14
by lucas
